Leave it to the internet
W ... T ... F ... ?
It's my cake day, so here's a picture of my cat laying on his wiener
The thing about guns is they help people distance themselves from the violence, making it easier to commit. So it's a special kind of sicko that shoots someone point blank.
Elbow Deep in a Pwny
Get Me Costco Fahrenheit
Afternoons be like...
The best time to donate to a food bank was probably yesterday. But, figure second best time is right now before holidays get bleak.
Control what you can control
Watching US News Every Day Feels Like...
Shouldn't post this. Might give them ideas.
Trick-or-Treatin: the trick is on us for buying too much candy
Divide & Conquer
PSA: Check your High Deductible Health Savings Accounts. Prob time to liquidate the account to recoup any money you can in case you have medical issues this year (or next 4 yrs)
Relationship Test #53: Moving
More taxes, less value
We spent millions prosecuting his ass. Can we get our $ back since those are panning out now?
60 day move-out notices are scummy
*Spinning Newspaper Headline*
Trump response in 3..2..1..
Things move fast around here
Fools never learn
House Judiciary Committee just voted to allow for deportations of U.S. citizen, per Jasmine Crockett and Eric Swalwell
Let's Talk "GO" Bags ("Get Out!" Bags)
White House press secretary said “anyone who is breaking the law or obstructing federal law enforcement officials” is subject to prosecution.
Wait a minute...
When you can't work on the thing you wanted to work on
The Stages of Eating Ramen
Another successful distraction from a real issue
When your reality-altering engine runs into too much reality
Productive Day
One trip to the hardware store. One can only dream.
"But he's old"
Pulp Fallout
Leopards and faces
When MTG hears she's not Trump's VP Pick
If it had udders he'd sell the milk
Too late for sci fi day
Alexa, tell John Wick to clean house
yes, let's replace the incumbent dem candidate that has a proven track record simply b/c he's old. Genius move. /s
Happy "Grill Supervisor Doggo Reporting for Duty" Day
The Dungeons & The Dragons!
Skyrim - Alabama Edition
totally boo, dude
Your chances of evading a weiner dog are high...
VR dump
Kung Pow: Iron Crotch Upvote / Downvote
Another year, another gov't shutdown. It's a Fall tradition now.
Gonna freebase some Flintstone vitamins then tackle the day
How to piss people off 101
The Dungeons and The Dragons
Ignoring the unwritten social contracts in society leads to chaos and leaves us no better off than savages
Wife works medical. I work tech. Our definition of "coding" is different.
There comes a time in every person's life...
Bob's Butcher Shop: You can't beat the meat here
(imgur) we want quality OC (OC creators) best I can do is a stick