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Jul 22, 2024 9:58 PM
sadurdaynight
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boyRenaissance
Now, if you’d say, been campaigning about your plans as leaders, nothing would have changed.
lostwalllet
Proof that trump doesn’t run on record and policy but on personality and nicknames.
Wardonk3y
What a fucking worthless bag of Flesh. I wonder how the alternate timeline is working,... you know the one where the bullet was 3 inches to the right
SunBrolem
They literally spent months saying president Biden was too old and sick to run so he should drop out, then when he does they start crying that he dropped out and want their money back.
Why don’t they ask the people they paid for the attack ads for the money back then?
rakas90
I'm so glad the "but bidens so OLLLLDDD" people can shut the fuck up now. Trump is worse. He was worse before, he's still worse. He was never not worse, and anyone who was gonna forgoe voting or vote trump instead is dumb as shit.
tonyiscariot
He's been spending campaign funds on his legal bills. He's probably pissed because his campaign is about broke and now he doesn't have the funds to go after a different candidate.
javadad60
ballsoutflyer
The audacity for claiming fraud...
Imalwaysready
The audacity of this bitch...
alittlebitbored
If you spent money on advertising successful policy instead of defaming opponents you wouldn’t be starting from scratch.
Imalwaysready
What a fucking dipshit.
How does anyone this fucking stupid rise this high or get the support of so many followers? Christ.
NO ONE IS THE NOMINEE UNTIL THEY ARE ACTUALLY NOMINATED. He didn't have to run ads against Biden--who had not formally or officially been nominated yet. He chose to. He took a gamble. He miscalculated. He lost. There was no fraud. There was only his fucking ineptness and stupidity.
mustbethedragon
There are full sentences and punctuation in that. He didn't write it.
LootenetDan
Maybe if he could actually boast about himself, he wouldn't need to rely on attack ads
copperdomebodhi
Blunderwriter
But this is the fake account right?
Intabih4
When you're a fraudster, you see frauds everywhere.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
100% Trump did not write that. It is way too coherent without any ridiculous adjectives.
ImmaCatImmaSexyCat
The dude used appostrophes in place of g's. That grammar is way too correct for anything Trump penned.
alltherobots
He may have yelled it at an intern around a mouthful of ketchup hamburder.
keillrandor
Whoever wrote the cheques/checks (I'm a Brit! :P) for the merchandise probably wrote it :P
APassingPlasticBag
What refund? Like where does he think he was spending money? At a store? Did he purchase a bunch of stuff from Biden? The fuck does this mean aside from the ramblings of a senile madman who deserves a small room surrounded by bars to slowly die in.
CallMeMcGyver
I’m picturing one of those Tomb Raider traps where the walls start moving inward… that would be lovely… so fitting.
Puppies717
I think Trump knows his words here are BS but his followers don't and that's the problem. It can be complete BS but they'll believe it. The share it over and over because it's an excellent point in their minds.
ProfessorMatt
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!
whatseventhepointt
Too well written, no way ole one ear typed that one out.
SolHSA
The smart thing to do would be to replace trump as a candidate too. But they won't.
Djones06236
Consider it an official act, fuck face.
BeardOnTheInside
I don't understand. Wasn't his campaign supposed to be about promoting himself? Not taking somebody else down? Is this the same situation where he insisted he was being silenced when the gag order he got said to not attack people?
lackinglife
I'm curious who he thinks he can actually demand the refund from.
RageMojo
We can talk about it soon as he pays all the fucking contractors stiffed since the 1970s. Criminal fuck.
SteveMND
But if the Republicans had actually been campaigning on the merits of their policies and accomplishments instead of just trying to make people Scared Of Biden, wouldn't the specific person they were campaigning against not make any difference...?
Just askin'.
DocTanner
I've posted almost exactly this a couple times. Makes me very happy to see other people thinking it to. :)
naley23
I love that you added the “just askin’”
dfhowes
Exactly this.
LyingForFakeInternetPoints
Lmao yeah. If only they'd campaigned on their own merits instead of exclusively against the opposition.
Ekibwurm
what merits? any they have is stolen..
TheCunningLinguists
It's always about the grift.
sadurdaynight
I think what I find disturbing is I called it a "pay to win game", and nobody's batting an eye about it. We all just sort of think "yeah... yeah..."
Raventhief
Hey, feel free to turn the tables and change your candidate too. That'd be great.
ricbri695
…. Yeah, that’s the best way to stick it to the liberals!
charondaboatman
ProfessorMatt
Trump giving up a chance at power for the greater good? Yeah, right.
FallingStar7669
I could see T**** stepping down and demanding everyone reimburse him. ........ somehow.
Raventhief
That's why they didn't see this coming. Couldn't fathom Biden voluntarily stepping aside.
McMasterx
A Fox Spin atm is "If Biden stepped aside the election, Clearly he must be unfit for office right?????? I'm just asking questions." -Gretchen Carlson
INeverReadTheTOS
To be fair, it IS pretty in-character for Donald Trump to demand a refund on a meal he ate because the meal is no longer on the plate and therefore he can't eat it.
Gibleteousjack
Reminds me of the time one of my kids was surprised there was poop in her pants. She genuinely wanted to know who did it.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Thats pretty hilarious.
I'll bet thats happened to him too, at least once in recent history.
INeverReadTheTOS
Like, Trump not understanding what money is and how the exchange of it works is the most Trump-like thing he's done in a while.
wheresthehill
He knows what money is… he just doesn’t like spending it especially if what he spent it on has disappeared like the cotton candy in the raccoon’s water bowl.
The dems can really fuck them over now by changing the candidate every month.
INeverReadTheTOS
Nah, I genuinely believe that Trump, truly and sincerely, does not know what money is. He just knows that lots of it gets him what he wants.
wheresthehill
Ahhh… at the philosophical “earned it and it having intrinsic value” level rather than being just a just a bunch of numbers.