sadurdaynight
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We go your uppers (exlax) and your downers (immodium). Or would it be the other way around. Would it be based on how "active" it makes your bowel, or whether it keeps the stuff up in you vs helping it head on down? That's some serious stuff to think about. Either way, don't mix those uppers and downers, or you're gonna have a bad time.
The problem with getting on poop jokes with exlax is they won't stop coming and they won't stop coming and they won't stop coming and they won't stop coming and...
Hotsauceman
#1 I remember an MTV show about high school senior pranks and I remember a kid putting this in a teacher’s donut and caused him to go to the hospital. I’m a teacher and I sometimes fear homemade treats.
sadurdaynight
Sennoside laxatives are crazy. I took a double-dose of one one time thinking "I'm really constipated and need to resolve this". Nothing happened. Took more. Nothing. Then suddenly amazing cramps. Had to run to the bathroom. The world fell out of my ass. Pile of shit so high it came out of the water. I was definitely flushed out, but good lord.