hfctom

56744 pts ยท January 23, 2014


Resident bartender, asshole, and occasional mechanic for Cleveland Moto. Check out the "Greatest Motorcycle Podcast ~in the wurld*~" where we sometimes talk about motorcycles but mostly drink and tell fart jokes. https://youtube.com/@ClevelandMoto

We just don't have the votes.

50 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well yes, the United States wouldn't have started a war in the Middle East for one....

14 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Some days I think Danny Kaye was on to something...

15 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm all for gift wrapping Donnie and Kegsbreath and just handing them over as reparations.

17 hours ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

But Iran was thirty seven seconds away from having Nuclear Weapons!

17 hours ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

No no, you missed the best part: HE WENT ON THE RUN

18 hours ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

I'm not sure the guy who tried to treat his very treatable cancer with coffee enemas had a real good eye for the future.

19 hours ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I really don't see how the guy who owns his own private 737 as well as has access to a fleet of both taxpayer funded and a 747 g(r)ifted from a Foreign Government is going to give a flying fuck. Dude probably hasn't been in a regular airport let alone through a TSA line ever in his life.

19 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

You know what, fuck Lincoln. He should have just let the South go.

19 hours ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 5

If you voted for Trump you owe me (checks notes) Thirty Eight Trillion Dollars.

21 hours ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

21 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah, after Kegsbreath's budget came out the best they can do is a McDonald's Hamburger Meal. But only the Number 2 and no super sizing it.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I can't tell you the number of times I've seen this. Between yelling "KILL SWITCH" and bolting across the floor to shut it down. At least nothing of value was harmed.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean, dude literally did an entire movie about killing Nazis in the most brutal ways imaginable. Not sure why one would pick a fight with him. And apparently the toned down his portrayal of Lassen.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Hey France, you have the option to do the funniest thing...

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's Senator "Foghorn Leghorn" Kennedy from Louisiana.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"we just didn't have the votes and refused to do anything for the past sixty years to get them" -- Democrats.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We're a bunch of spineless cowards who can't do anything without Daddy Twump's approval" -- Senator Foghorn Leghorn.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I mean, China has a Thousand Year Plan. America can't plan past the Fiscal Quarter.

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The secret is not having any friends in high school.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"We absolutely started the faaaayaaaaa, it will keep on burning as long as Trump's earning...."

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He does.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I mean, Biden literally said he was a Zionist.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's okay. She's also (still) married to one.

5 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's not New Orleans either. You can tell because the sidewalk isn't broken up all to hell and there isn't trash strewn all over the yard.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's not a lack of will, it's that everyone who should be prosecuting him has been paid off and/or brought into the fold. The first Republican Debate Trump turned to Ted Cruz who had been trashing him and said "I could buy you tomorrow. I could buy everyone on this stage" and you know what? He did.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eighty years of creating a mess and leaving it for other people to deal with.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Best we can do is a mid-term where the opposing party might win enough seats to have an impeachment, again, which will get nullified, again, because they "Just won't have the votes" and so the rest of the world should probably quarantine us now.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3