116859 pts · November 23, 2016
Fully prepared to fight fascist fucks.
There are microplastics in my balls
It was at this point that I stopped saying "i could do that faster" and just went "oh fuck you."
Swift's net worth is 2 billion. That bonus was .0045% of her wealth. That would equate to her giving everyone a $225 dollar bonus if her net worth had been $50,000. Which is nothing to scoff at, and indisputably a good deed, just wanted to put that story into more realistic figures before anyone wants break an arm jerking her off.
Dolly Parton would be a billionaire if she didn't give so much of it away. To be clear, Dolly still has more money than you or I will likely ever see in a dozen lifetimes. And the thing stopping T Swift from doing the same is....?
Yeah i had a umd with like 5 episodes of family guy on it that i definitely got a ton of mileage out of.
What a beautiful woman. Richard Pryor did her wrong.
Trump raped children
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cTNiNmZuMGt0Z2NjNTM0NnFzMHB0ZHFidmw5cmpieDFuc2t5ejI0MiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Z6f7vzq3iP6Mw/200w.webp
One time when I was 12 maybe, we were doing some work on the rafters in the garage. My step dad almost fell but caught himself with his full weight sliding down a 2x4. A couple months later we pulled a chunk of wood about that side out of the palm of his hand. It was green by then 🤢
We really are just a blight on the planet
Normally I would agree, and am not a fan of cruel and unusual punishment. But these are... extenuating circumstances
Their best album, imo
Nah, imprison him and torture him every second of every day. We'll have torturers working in shifts.
Washable silicone ziplock bags, my friends
My husband *is* gay. But not as gay as meeeee ❤️❤️
Im fucking ready for Civil war 2.0. Let's boogie.
So if you do it from within a large crowd?
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That's fuckin neat
Awesome. I love to see awesome people making awesome shit +1
But... those are all great groups..
Being kind is a thankless job
Okay, that was a fun, jaunty tune about how lumberjacks are bonafide fuck machines. +1
🎶The red thing's connected to my... wrist watch🎶
It has BEEN TIME
Bro i was literally about to say the lady on the left looks like Gal Gadot, which apparently is fitting.
Okay I've never even heard of this... how have I never heard of this? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azRobDhnZHd0NWhkbHd6dTkzNnFoZGNzanM5d2w0OWNxYzB1MGdoMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WQD6NEEsVTvxK/200w.webp
Yes. It's the best thing you've ever felt compounded by 1000. Dont. Ever. Try it.
Can we start hanging people in the streets? These people should be terrified of the repercussions
There are microplastics in my balls
It was at this point that I stopped saying "i could do that faster" and just went "oh fuck you."
Swift's net worth is 2 billion. That bonus was .0045% of her wealth. That would equate to her giving everyone a $225 dollar bonus if her net worth had been $50,000. Which is nothing to scoff at, and indisputably a good deed, just wanted to put that story into more realistic figures before anyone wants break an arm jerking her off.
Dolly Parton would be a billionaire if she didn't give so much of it away. To be clear, Dolly still has more money than you or I will likely ever see in a dozen lifetimes. And the thing stopping T Swift from doing the same is....?
Yeah i had a umd with like 5 episodes of family guy on it that i definitely got a ton of mileage out of.
What a beautiful woman. Richard Pryor did her wrong.
Trump raped children
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cTNiNmZuMGt0Z2NjNTM0NnFzMHB0ZHFidmw5cmpieDFuc2t5ejI0MiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/Z6f7vzq3iP6Mw/200w.webp
One time when I was 12 maybe, we were doing some work on the rafters in the garage. My step dad almost fell but caught himself with his full weight sliding down a 2x4. A couple months later we pulled a chunk of wood about that side out of the palm of his hand. It was green by then 🤢
We really are just a blight on the planet
Normally I would agree, and am not a fan of cruel and unusual punishment. But these are... extenuating circumstances
Their best album, imo
Nah, imprison him and torture him every second of every day. We'll have torturers working in shifts.
Washable silicone ziplock bags, my friends
My husband *is* gay. But not as gay as meeeee ❤️❤️
Im fucking ready for Civil war 2.0. Let's boogie.
So if you do it from within a large crowd?
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bWxlOGN3OWoxY2F1bzg1eW1lcTRoZDZ6MGVrdnZsa2Z5c2tzaXdqcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/eAHXyMMBqc3Xa/200w.webp
That's fuckin neat
Awesome. I love to see awesome people making awesome shit +1
But... those are all great groups..
Being kind is a thankless job
Okay, that was a fun, jaunty tune about how lumberjacks are bonafide fuck machines. +1
🎶The red thing's connected to my... wrist watch🎶
It has BEEN TIME
Bro i was literally about to say the lady on the left looks like Gal Gadot, which apparently is fitting.
Okay I've never even heard of this... how have I never heard of this? https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azRobDhnZHd0NWhkbHd6dTkzNnFoZGNzanM5d2w0OWNxYzB1MGdoMSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/WQD6NEEsVTvxK/200w.webp
Yes. It's the best thing you've ever felt compounded by 1000. Dont. Ever. Try it.
Can we start hanging people in the streets? These people should be terrified of the repercussions