BranDohCalrissian

116859 pts · November 23, 2016


Fully prepared to fight fascist fucks.

There are microplastics in my balls

18 seconds ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was at this point that I stopped saying "i could do that faster" and just went "oh fuck you."

6 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Swift's net worth is 2 billion. That bonus was .0045% of her wealth. That would equate to her giving everyone a $225 dollar bonus if her net worth had been $50,000. Which is nothing to scoff at, and indisputably a good deed, just wanted to put that story into more realistic figures before anyone wants break an arm jerking her off.

25 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dolly Parton would be a billionaire if she didn't give so much of it away. To be clear, Dolly still has more money than you or I will likely ever see in a dozen lifetimes. And the thing stopping T Swift from doing the same is....?

36 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah i had a umd with like 5 episodes of family guy on it that i definitely got a ton of mileage out of.

53 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What a beautiful woman. Richard Pryor did her wrong.

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Trump raped children

17 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One time when I was 12 maybe, we were doing some work on the rafters in the garage. My step dad almost fell but caught himself with his full weight sliding down a 2x4. A couple months later we pulled a chunk of wood about that side out of the palm of his hand. It was green by then 🤢

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

We really are just a blight on the planet

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Normally I would agree, and am not a fan of cruel and unusual punishment. But these are... extenuating circumstances

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Their best album, imo

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah, imprison him and torture him every second of every day. We'll have torturers working in shifts.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Washable silicone ziplock bags, my friends

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My husband *is* gay. But not as gay as meeeee ❤️❤️

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Im fucking ready for Civil war 2.0. Let's boogie.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So if you do it from within a large crowd?

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's fuckin neat

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Awesome. I love to see awesome people making awesome shit +1

3 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

But... those are all great groups..

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Being kind is a thankless job

3 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

Okay, that was a fun, jaunty tune about how lumberjacks are bonafide fuck machines. +1

3 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

🎶The red thing's connected to my... wrist watch🎶

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It has BEEN TIME

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bro i was literally about to say the lady on the left looks like Gal Gadot, which apparently is fitting.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yes. It's the best thing you've ever felt compounded by 1000. Dont. Ever. Try it.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can we start hanging people in the streets? These people should be terrified of the repercussions

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0