Bandlith
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He'll never match those UHF vibes.
Mar 24, 2026 12:28 AM
Bandlith
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He'll never match those UHF vibes.
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
Al is too fucking amazing to be portrayed by such a twat waffle. The movie was so good and I love that guy's humor. Just fantastic. Except The Rock-hard-shit-nugget.
dizzyturtle
I watched the trailer and this actually looks like it will be good. Not One Piece live-action good but still good.
BrickaBrackaFireCracker
I had hoped, so long ago, that this dude would disappear... But no, he's still here being annoying. At least it doesn't seem like anyone will actually take his place after this.
sochilln
The Rock shits the bed.... again!
Apothecarius
YOU'RE WELCOME!
Pokegeologist
UHF II: Streaming Stick
Clayman8
The Rat doesnt learn, does it...
notifybay151
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZHYxa25yaTU0NHd1N2l6amloYXM5eXczanAxODBicHMxMzZ5YzEyYiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/byYvc9meProt2/200w.webp
MuffinProof
This is Al, isn't it?
Mikeiller
Yes. Weird Al
MuffinProof
At least someone can read
Telemapus
Fun fact: Maui was originally designed as bald in the animated Moana, to match Johnson. But the "Oceanic Story Trust" (the cultural advisors on the movie) said no that doesn't work, because of the concept of "mana" (spiritual energy / life force / authority etc). A bald god looks like a god without any power because mana is stored/expressed in the hair. That's why cartoon Maui has a huge head of long hair.
Meanwhile, this wig sucks, and compared to cartoon Maui, The Rock looks really old...
Wasnbo
Well... only 53. And if we're real, Rock "The Dwayne" Johnson still has the same charm that was a big draw for him over the years. I get it, the wig looks weird on a guy who's been bald for 20 years, fucking duh, but that's not the REAL issue: The real issue is that Moana came out only 10 years ago, yet it's getting the live-action treatment that has only churned out boring shit.
Telemapus
"Compared to cartoon Maui" - I put that qualifier in there for a reason. Cartoon Maui is a big bouncy boychild as you know (and which is part of the gag). He's so bouncy you'd almost make the mistake of calling him fat. The Rock looks drawn and haggard and the wig just makes it worse.
AgamemnonsMemes
Ugh, the rock..
leviaton
Hard to improve the cast of the first...
backrideup9
Is Alan Tudyk the chicken again? Im not interested if he isn't.
ShimmerinStrider
joshuasplinth
So we have to he ready for all animated hits to be later made into live action? I think I heard a live Frozen was being made.
Comet260
The Rock is human slop.
Feralkyn
What's with all the Rock hate on this post??
Cranbananarama
In a nutshell, big ego. In a video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k143oFlOuJU
Comet260
The word 'juicer' just makes me crack up for some reason.
Feralkyn
Thanks!
lifeisadadjoke
Oh hi Mark
NearHereThere
Bandlith
Johnnys been hitting the gym.
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
CapCap
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
I definitely have cancer.
GroovyCrowley
The real star in Moana will always be Alan Tudyk as Hei hei the rooster and Disney fucked up big time once again by not hiring him for the live action.
Jewdakris
They should have just cast him to play a chicken
Cranbananarama
You mean he won't be there in a chicken suit?
Alsenoth
Which is weird, considering they LOVE him and have cast them in almost every animated movie they've released since Wreck-It-Ralph. Not complaining. He's my favorite actor. Just think it's strange.
awkungen42
Bro, I'm never going to watch another movie with The Rock in it because my god, he's so shit. But if Alan Tudyk was in it, I would have to at least consider because he's so amazing.
HeightEnvy
I would pay good money to go to that live action movie if you were to promise me that the entire time Alan Tudyk would be strutting around in a chicken costume, never breaking character. Imagine the Rock trying not to break while Alan Tudyk is pecking his face into the ground or crowing over the Rock's lines. That's money, my guys.
StygionAbyss1
Alan Tudyk as a mentaly disabled Polynesian who identifies as chicken, strutting around trying to eat rocks.
SupernaturalReactions
Hey, he went to Juliard to play that chicken!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZGxicnpzdHI4cG5qemNmM2swZDl5bDNjcGp5a3NpMGNsdnA4bWVhNSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/YO37CiNRUX3wGkAl2l/200w.webp
AgamemnonsMemes
Alan Tudyk is the star in everything he's in. He can make even middling properties A tier
GroovyCrowley
I wholeheartedly agree.
dohcohv
Yar
-Steve the Pirate
Raastifan
Disney! "Anyone want a live action Moana?... Hello!!! Anyone?"
Telemapus
"Well if nobody says anything I have to assume that's a yes, so we'll be having live action Moana. I'm not making a special movie for each person, we all get the same thing! Last chance!"
mercswar
Wait is that what that pic is from?
Clayman8
Yup... just announced a few hours ago i believe
mercswar
Yuck
RichardPotato
They've been gonna do a live action Moana for at least a year. The photos might be new. And disturbing.
JustinArnold
Its not just photos. They released a trailer.
RichardPotato
Oh, sure enough. It looks... the same. Like what's the point. The grandma still sounds like Adam Sandler at least.
TheAmazingBlahaj
And then there’s the unspoken sexual tension between the brother and sister in the Folgers Home for Christmas ad. Which is really weird.
inboxmefoxes
it is a christmas tradition among my friends to watch the folgers incest ad
annonymouse211
I really don't want to add these search terms to my algorithm; do you have a link?
Septcanmat
annonymouse211
Whaaaaaaaaat the fuck 😳
Cuptapus
Just to be clear in case it wasn't obvious, the above link/video is of the version created by someone not Folgers after the fact with a few more bits added in.
TakuanSoho
No, no no no that was solved, didn't you see after the end of the ad ? https://youtu.be/YOswbaqaVPI?si=xsuKludM09s2wEwb
stryhf
IYKYK
Evenmoreuselessname
https://www.eventhubs.com/news/2026/mar/17/confusion-alex-ending-sf6-arcade/ oh.
Telemapus
Folgers isn't really a thing here in Australia, so this was the first version of the commercial I ever saw. 🤣
darthstormer
You're my present this year.
AvsFreak
Oh he got her a present... https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OTQwdXE4cGcxaTduYmc5c3RtMGRodXRtbnEycGVoYm8zdzdkN2F5aSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/w8dkBycXXhBaU/200w.webp
DanielAsparagus
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
TheAmazingBlahaj
PineappleLoopsBroether
Cylus from weeds got … interesting
7hatsBollocks
Got it bad, got bad, got it baaaaad, I'm hot for sister!
MantisTobagganMD
Oh yeah! S-s-sister, stop that screamin'!
Sister, don't you see? Don't wanna be no uptown fool!
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
See, this is the kind of comment I get totally behind. I thought I was the only one who thought that. They've been trying to get incesticide going for a minute...
DanielAsparagus
lol have you not seen the spot on parody skits? Amazing stuff.
CooCooCaChew
Gotta keep it in the family mate
choppedliveraldente
*inside*. Gross. We're Gross. You're Gross for even being here. Gross.
PlacentaEaters
You should see the full (fake) version. I'm fact https://youtu.be/fhfcWTZeP1k
SalmonTheWise
Is incesticide a murder of people having incest?
peruvianfightingmidgets
No, its the name of Nirvana's too often overlooked compilation album released in 1992
BranDohCalrissian
Their best album, imo
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
And you can't forget their b side not talked about Come. One your mom."