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EDIT: Really Late Wednesday/Thursday Frontpage! Thank you, my dudes! I do some reviews as a hobby, this week I checked "Cocoon", the game not the movie. You can watch it here: https://youtu.be/zGih08pwVXA
Toqom
My tools that can do that are way cheaper than a fucking robot lol
TallynNyntyg
But can they satisfyingly twoing a doorstop?
keyblader1985
dvchessofhzrd
ThisIsNotTheBestUsername
That'll tickle a clit into pieces.
Anfalicious
Fuck the clankers
CaptainThePirate
But can it clap when it feels happy?
ralph2sam
"I need an orderly with a wheelchair, I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here. "
CeterumCenseo
The cylinder must remain unharmed!
beefsteak73
DasBeaker
Paige!!!!!! NO!
IAmNotNSAsodonotbeparanoid
Have a great time, Paige!
anarchoFeline
yeah I'll def buy one of these instead of a drill/impact/driver
ravensdaemon
Flick that bean
fformulaa
Looks like they're flickn nuts!
KilroyLichking
she knows what you like and will do it within a tolerance of 1 micron
HeadJamistan
Hey. 1 micron's all I'm working with anyways.
EmilyPseu
https://media2.giphy.com/media/h1zJMhT5XOT927e0aw/giphy.gif?cid=9b38fe91l4618oed0263j9oj6s3a0yuc533z1o6gmyq8hgme&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g
GasBandit
None of those nuts are tightened. Not even "finger tight." Useless.
Eyeetsass
Super cool. Now have the robot pull a nut from a pile, and thread it. Otherwise I have an impact wrench faster than its finger.
sindail
BranDohCalrissian
It was at this point that I stopped saying "i could do that faster" and just went "oh fuck you."
MattScifiBandit
I hope this becomes a popular reaction gif
CaldariBob
Yoink!
valen00
This is illegal in southern states
BeaverOnFire
PassionAggressive
Was expecting the whole hand to spin around like a wheel when it got to the big one then it pulls this shit out, fuck you indeed.
NickNoltesDrinkingShack
WhiskyBravo
And he suddenly has some new roommates
rockitt200112
Why stop at five fingers? Give it seven with two opposable digits.
SergeyPrkl
yeah, i don't get this. WHy not enhance with better stuff if there is a possibility?
DrSharkbite
CarltonSaves
Data, are you fully functional?
CaptSchmidtGaming
that is the best meme response
nclu
“In every way, of course. I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring.”
JoeLedger
For the non-nerds...she is a known robot banger.
TodayInSA
i heard she just downloaded some Data
InfocalypseRising
android banger*
BenderRodriguezz
She had sexual intercourse with Data. https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1dmVsYnhsdHBobnliN2wyZDR2M3RobmdydTV1eml5OHNndXk0N3kwMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l0Iyl55kTeh71nTXy/200w.webp
Shpadoinkleman
PAIGE. YES!
TwoBitGreaser
Japanese toilets are about to get wacky.
HandoB4Javert
Skuggen
Robots have been faster and more precise than humans since forever.
keyblader1985
John Henry is rolling in his grave
nefroye
Yes this is true - though up to now that's only been the case in places like factory settings, where the factory is specifically made only for one application, and set up for specialized robots. The (potential) game-changer here is making a robot that can function well in a setting that's been made 100% for humans (e.g. our homes).
nefroye
(Definitely *not* proposing this as a good thing BTW - think Wall-E)
Skuggen
Sure, but there's no indication that the robots in the video aren't just created to do those exact motions they do, making them no different from what we've had for decades. It's the same with similar videos that are passed around every month or so. They just show a closeup of an artificial hand doing some simple task, and proclaim "game-changer!" with no evidence that there's anything actually new there.
ispendtomuchtimehere
we are all going to DIE!
SomeFukinWizard
I have mad peace with the fact I will not die surrounded by friends and family on some death bed. I may die of starvation, poverty, exposure or maybe being drug out of my house and shot for my political beliefs or voting record. Quite possibly shot by some overzealous cop when an acorn bounces off my car and he suddenly fears for his life. If the midterms are stolen and our democracy becomes more of a sham than it is - anything, not good, is on the table and I dont think this is hyperbole
TheSaucyBaconator
Of course we are, tiny friend. It's just a matter of when and how.
Kotarisu
Kyzyl
When it can do an appendectomy, call me.
really, my appendix is inflamed and is about to burst.
can't afford a human doctor, can only afford bot surgeon.
3Davideo
Emergency rooms are obligated to treat you, regardless of ability to pay.
kahlas
Tell that to Lisa Edwards. A 60 year old woman who complained she was having a stroke, not her first mind you, and was "treated" at two different hospitals. The first said she was having constipation. The second observed her overnight and released her saying she was fine. Police were called to arrest her for trespass and she died, of a stroke, on the way to the jail. https://www.wate.com/news/top-stories/lisa-edwards-federal-lawsuit-against-knoxville-police-hospital/
taez555
Cyandvai
Her character is great in this show.
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
I immediately thought of sexual gratification as well. Is that normal? Lol.
HandoB4Javert
IRL or on imgur?
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
Yes.
slzydud
User name checks out
ricbri695
On Imgur I’d say it’s weird not to go there
PineappleLoopsBroether
Yer gonna want it to practice on a hot dog first
EMHPicardo
Almost there...
zarlor
Beat me to it. Great find.
There’s a GITS museum in Japan now.. just fyi. Exit through the gift shop.
dohcohv
As cool as that scene was, I was just thinking "why not just plug a cable in?"
MotoCanuck
Reminds me of Rick and Morty, the jungle lady tagging animals :D
HeadJamistan
Risk a virus or getting R2-D2'd. I sure wouldn't wanna connect my brain to a computer infected by a "puppetmaster"
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
Wouldn't look as cool.
dohcohv
Yeah, that's probably why.
EMHPicardo
Risk of invasion/hackering his brain, perhaps? He was a high rank official, if I remember correctly.
Something1Said
In SAC, I'm pretty sure the eminently disposable robots Section 9 used in their mission centre also used these fingers. It's just a rule of cool thing, I think.
Scobragon
Horseshit. They might be faster at repeating this one task, but they're not more precise than human hands.
EnderKing567
Yea, and this is one piece of footage with how many failed shoots inside a controlled environment. Honestly someone could have preprogrammed every tiny movement for it to do itself.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I mean most of those nuts I could get down fater than that. The wingnut it would probably beat me at.
Case71
Exactly. Now do it while stabilizing an unmoored bolt with the other hand.
Something1Said
Yeah, demos like these are always exhaustively trained to do one task in laboratory conditions. The machine this hand is attached to can't come to your house and tighten any bolts unless you hire the team of scientists to come measure your house to extreme precision and spend a month retraining it.
Even assuming this machine can do this one task reliably (press X), trivial unexpected variables would render it useless again. Anyone had a Roomba get stuck under furniture?
Greenmagegirl
Millions of dollars in development later, the team of engineers managed to make a hand that worked about 75% as well as an untrained human's in 40% of situations. The human charges 10 bucks an hour and outnumbers the robot hand a billionfold.