mygodhasabiggerdick

25276 pts ยท February 2, 2010


Is this Madison Paige Jones the MAGA pedophile?

18 hours ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

No. the Hobbit didn't need to be a Trilogy, and although Colbert is the Nerdiest of all Tolkien nerds, we really don't need another film botched by studio execs who know nothing but dollar signs. Please, Stephen.... Keep fighting and don't get all nerd-gasm because someone offered you something nerdy.

18 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Seriously, honestly... Skills with a fucking laser-sharp knife are boner-inducing. Like. I can cut up a chicken and shit, but this...? Fuck me. That's amazing.

18 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Riley Gaines needs to be publicly tormented for becoming the face of this movement. Bitch didn't even podium; tied for FUCKING 5TH PLACE ! ! ! That's one person who really needs to get Kerrigan'd.

1 day ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Good point.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I will get blackout drunk in front of the US embassy blasting YMCA when he fucking croaks.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best ending would have been, "I get to bang Scarlett Johannsen whenever."

Watch Chad Maxxington just fucking wilt.

4 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yup. I remember being sore after this one.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck Chuck.

5 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Fuck you, Tree-man Comey. You fucked us all back when. You deserve zero compassion and all the possible hate and derision you get till you die.

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Happens all the time. I know correlation is not causation, but i *feel* like there was something published about strokes and personalities changing to be more Conservative.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can someone just hit Bannon in the chest with a truck already?

5 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Get them to cry mercy. Make it hurt bad enough that even their most ardent critics say "Ok ok... I think that's enough" Make them remember the real meaning behind, "Never Again" and that it applies to ALL people, not just Jews.

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

On my birthday, no less ! ! !

5 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

'No sleeping on the bed'
'But...I'm sleeping on MY bed.'

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Send that Russian fuck back home and be sure to take all his billions before kicking his ass out. I'm sure Putin would love to have him back.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lemon Pound Cake and the lady cop crying on the stand just about killed me.

6 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Jordan from @KnowledgeFight is gonna be SOOOOOOO happy, i bet.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

These dudes just can't get a break ! /s obviously...

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Will the US be bankrupt first, or will he fucking die first? Give me the over/under.

6 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"How about fucking NO." Then kick them all out for violating school ethics, morals or whatever standards they agreed to when they applied there.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok, Im no herpetologist so could anyone tell me the reason I can't call it a BLue-tounged Skink without getting my dick chewed off by ACTUAL herpetologists?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Gallows. Nooses. Bricks and bullets.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Listen to the 6-part Behind the Bastards podcast on him. Fascinatingly infuriating.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Make it 72 hours. Make a fucking WEEK. 24h is a blip. Make it fucking HURT. Because if they don't hurt, they won't fucking change.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

WHAT CAMPAIGN ?!??! HE IS ALREADY PRESIDENT, AND CAN NOR RUN AGAIN ? WHAT IS HE CAMPAIGNING FOR ?!??!

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He and Eric Roberts should collaborate on something. The guys at God Awful Movies would probably die though, so maybe not.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is that fucking HAIR bro?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0