TheRealCJ

164455 pts ยท March 6, 2013


If anybody screenshots this and it reaches the front page, I'll do something embarrassing involving a frog. And not take pictures. ... okay, maybe I will take pictures.

You can put things on top of the clamp, and if you bump the cup that close to the desk it's bye bye drink.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How about ignorance of how much society has changed in seventy years?

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

Spoken like someone who really doesn't understand the internet's influence on children.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

- Instead of a minority having to change themselves just so the majority don't have to feel like they're making compromises.

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 8

Yeah, except in this case the square hole would fit circles also, so to make the hole square would make sure everyone can be themselves.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 8

Right after he gets those pictures of Spider Man.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I smell a mid-90s buddy cop comedy. Puppy and the Big Dog.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes, that's how history and the march of time works...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I liked that skipped the 1940s, because all the douchebags were dead.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

O _ ::::

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I wonder which way Imgur will go... False rape accusations are bad, or Black people are bad?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 5

I didn't realise that posters stopped existing in the 1990s.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Not Alderaan, but places...

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah! If a baby sticks a fork into a power socket, they are making a CHOICE to electrocute themselves. Damn liberals keeping babies alive.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Texture like Sun

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd post a long multi-comment counter argument, but I'll just say this: Go fuck yourself, stop trying to legitimise infowars.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

... Why would you put a PTSD dog in camo? Surely you'd want to *stop* reminding their handler about the military.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

mm, yes, shallow and pedantic.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shhhh, you'll collapse imgur's complex

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Suzuki Sierra. Good choice for a first car.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Except I bet more than a few of them have pre-existing medical conditions that would disqualify them from most plans.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless that kid is a fucking adult and learned to disrespect you from other idiots on the internet.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One of the best parts about being the oldest is having everyone at school know your sibling as [TheRealCJ's] Sister until you graduate.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Me, with a broad Australian accent. Americans: "So, England is pretty different to here, huh?"

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

I know only one person who didn't learn automatic only in Australia, because she couldn't be bothered learning manual.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only thing missing from this post is the title "This will probably die in usersub, but..."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the Ghost of Christmas Present in A Christmas Carol is supposed to be Father Christmas, for the record.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

a man who delivered presents, but the living embodiment of the spirit of the holidays - A big fat man who loved alcohol, food, and parties.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No. It's because the US Santa is an amalgamation of the traditional european versions, and the UK's "Father Christmas," who wasn't-

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

There's also the time they harassed a dead kid's family for literally years based on a single typo on facebook. So yeah. Fuck 4chan.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1