90s feels Part 1 of 2.

Mar 13, 2017 3:20 AM

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1. Always burned my eyes.

2. Only if you had enough money to buy the printer.

3. I only liked the cheese one.

4. & going full speed into the cushioned walls.

5. Gotta catch them all (oops wrong brand)

6. So. Many. Disks.

7. Do a lil limp when you walking away.

8. Yeah pretty much.

9. House phones ftw.

10. Spent so many lunch periods slurping thru the pouch.

11. && playing football.

12. The only thing that could sit me down and not move for about an hour & a half.

13. My Spice Girls poster usually gave me the nightly 3am heart attacks.

14. #housephoneproblems

15. I still to this day search the stores for them.

16. Which is why we all thought this is what a relationship was lmao

17. Uhmmm I never put maybe. Yes? Or No? Then keep it moving.

18. #fake_news #fakenews lol

19. If I was going to sit down and watch a movie I put my fingers in my ears first.

20. I loved the theme music for it. Used to blast in my headphones.

21. Diskman! Omg remember those? & Walkman!

22. Life was a lie.

23. See previous dunkaroo pic.

24. I stopped putting them on the ceiling and started putting them on the walls after the Spice Girls incident.

25. Which is why I could never become a lifeguard.

26. O.O

27. Not comfortable at all. Still had to have them.

28. Reasons I know to call the poison control center in case body wash has been accidentally ingested.

29. Clifford, Dragon Tales, & Arthur yes. Not Cyberchase. Just wasn't a fan.

30. Baiyayayayayayayayayaya.

31. I still draw it.

32. It's the truth.

33. I hated rewinding before bringing it back. My mom got a hot wheels rewinder though so it wasn't so bad.

34. Cynthia was the original flawless bitch.

35. I can't omg lmao.

36. I'm upset homeward bound isn't on here >.>

37. Yeah and fighting with who does which keys.

38. Only when is was cold outside and I had to wear the long socks.

39. Quack.

40. Built my arm strength with them oldie cars.

41. Between Pokémon & the YuGiOh cards if I met a boy that had a binder full of them we were met to be lol.

42. Damnit Rose.

43. She was so annoying. Idc about the news I just care about the Legends of the Hidden Temple!

44. Had to have them just don't drop them.

45. Like getting whipped in the face! (If it hit your face obv)

46. So I was either Human Torch or Static Shock.

47. The bass boost on Walkmans were the ish back then!

48. So many bowl cuts have been witnessed.

49. The true selfies taking a pic of half your face.

50. I hated this pencils. I only like the #5 lead pencil with the *click click click* to get the lead out.

My sister had the plastic shoes... the foot odor was an atrocity!

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Ssssssshhhhhhhhhkkkkkkkkkkk *hard thud* Kid: "Holy shit!" Parents: "What did you say?" (The sound of a poster falling in the night.)

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These two had the best relationship in my opinion.

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i will fight anyone who says Kazaam and air bud weren't great

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Cynthia she's a really cool dancer Cynthia, boogie to the groove now.

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Yes, immediately popped into my mind when I saw the pic. My people.

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#10 the REAL struggle was accidentally pressing the bag too firmly and the stuff spraying all over you.

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Rotate straw 180 so point is at lower not upper part, aim downward. I couldn't figure out what was so hard for people XD

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None of the others, no then/now celebrity photo made me feel as old as seeing the triangle notes in #11 yellowed like aged parchment.

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I think #1 must have meant "These are not made of tears, so you'll have to provide your own."

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Gonna pull an anti-joke. Meant no tears from tangled hair due to using the product. As far as that goes that shit is acid to your eyes

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#36 1. FUCK YOU homeward bound was a classic 2. so was air bud

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#4 was originally a meant for moving heavy stuff, wasn't it?

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And that's still what they're used for, industrially/commercially, to this day.

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Step 1. Get disposable camera. Step 2 take tons of pics until it's full. Step 3. Throw in a drawer and never develop

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We've still got two we keep meaning to develop, and then promptly forget -_-

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#49 or get into an argument with an employee because the pictures received aren't even yours. Happened to me once.

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The person kept trying to insist it was my roll of film and asked me over and over if I'm sure there was a mistake.

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Uuhhh today's kids don't have tinder either, i mean it around, but i hope they're not using it.

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#24 At my in-laws house the stars are still on the ceiling in my wife's old room

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My parents sold the house I grew up in with them up. I wouldn't have taken 600 stars down either, though. My daughter has some now.

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Homeward Bound was my favorite. I watched it again today and sobbed through most of it, leading me to believe I was a sociopath as a kid.

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#9 fear was real. and her bigger brother maybe

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Shit, my car still has crank windows.

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Homeward Bound is a wonderful movie that does not need to be on a shit list!! I still cry buckets.

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If you haven't seen it, Benji the Hunted is an excellent animal movie as well. (1987). Highly recommended.

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I was looking for this comment. I love that movie and the end always gets me.

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I still can't get through the part where he leaves him behind as an adult.

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Hoped to see this comment. Was not disappointed..ty

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Agreed. Also Air Bud is still amazing. I don't care what anyone else says.

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And Bio-dome

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But we are all 90's kids right?

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Okay, I'm going to be ripped to shreds for this but... Bagel Bites are tremendously over rated. The sauce to toppings ratio is abysmal.

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pizza rolls FTW

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No, you're right. I never liked them. Pizza Rolls, on the other hand -drooling like a Saint Bernard in the front seat-

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I GET KNOCKED DOWN!!

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listened to this in the car just this morning haha.

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BUT I GET UP AGAIN!

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YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO KEEP ME DOWN!

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I GET KNOCKED DOWN!!

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BUT I GET UP AGAIN

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YOU'RE NEVER GONNA KEEP ME DOWN!

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You 90s kids do know that these are not exclusively 90s kids things right?

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I was born in '96, but I still recognize like 80% of whats in these 90's dumps. The early 2000's weren't really that much different.

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Exactly, I was born in 2001 and I remember most of this stuff.

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You mean kids these days still play on playgrounds? Preposterous!

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All kids just stay inside and play call of Halo all day and don't see the sun! Stay off my lawn!

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80s/90s cusper here (I'm officially only-just a millennial, so I'm told). About half seem familiar from 80s thru 00s. Other half are "????".

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If you were born in 1980 or later, you're a millennial

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I thought the definition was "under 18 at turn of millennium". I LITERALLY had my 18th birthday on Dec 31st 1999. Your move.

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What is #30 supposed to be?

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Found the teenager.

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Seal sang "Kissed by a Rose"

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Bro..... it's "kiss from a rose." Poser.

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More specifically, had you kissed a sentient rose, it may one day loosely recall your name in conversation while smoking. Joke explained.

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I don't know about y'all but I stocked books in the bathroom before smartphones where around. Read almost all of Harry Potter 5 that way

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Exactly ... I mean, come on, what did you even think magazines were FOR?

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I don't understand reading on the toilet. Who takes that long to poop?

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I do

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To be fair, I was sneaking in there at 3 am to read it because my older sisters wouldn't let me read it and kept it in their bathroom

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No tears mean no tangles, not that you wont cry

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Someone says this every time but in the ads they say "no more tears" as in eye tears.

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But theres an eye on it and the commercial...

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I think that's their logo I might be wrong tho

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Yea that's not true. It means no tears as in crying. Commercial from '98 literally said "no tears for eyes" in it. 1/2

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But i remember the commercials saying no tears as in the crying tears

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Crying because of tangles.

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Commercial would have you believe otherwise. https://youtu.be/NHzYEN1lS2Q

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also shampoo is a base not an acid

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Dwight Shrute voice: False.

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Both L'oreal and Johnson's (and others) specifically claim it's easy on the eyes, and in the TV ads it's pronounced very unambiguously.

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The reason it burns so much is it inhibits tear production. Hence, no tears. They didnt say no pain.

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Scrolled to the comments to write this but you beat me to it. Lol

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Well it's also untrue. https://youtu.be/NHzYEN1lS2Q

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Every foreign commercial for that was about tears from eyes, no possible mix up in other languages

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I saw a story of some kid who didn't realize that and squirted a bunch in his eye...long story short he went blind for two days.

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Every foreign commercial for that was about tears from eyes, no possible mix up in other languages

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I thought it was like "tear" as in the present tense of "tore"

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It is

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It's not. Commercial from '98 literally says "tear free" and has "tear free for eyes" in rest on screen. 1/2

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English. Brutal language.

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No tears as in eye tear. Commercial literally says "tear free for eyes".

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#26 is porn.

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Nope. It's a Magic Eye image. Says so right on the caption!

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It for sure isn't a magic eye page.

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Reminds me of American Pie in that case.

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It's a sailboat!

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*schooner

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Spice channel was a trip

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Thanks I was gonna ask

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*Static/Static* Blurb of sound *Static/Static* blurb of sound

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It would descramble fora few seconds at a time. And then there was that one time when the channel descrambled itself.

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That was truly a great day for horny teens throughout America.

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Scramble porn was big while deployed too lol

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i see a nipple

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@ISeeNipple can you confirm?

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What if he isn't a 90s kid?

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No nipple escapes his gaze. He is beyond time.

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I don't know guys, it just reminds me if Malcolm in the middle but thats not really a 90's show

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I remember that discovery. It was gross and magical.

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I haven't found a magic eye I couldn't see immediately. There is nothing in this picture.

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I was wondering wtf that image was supposed to be. I thought it was just a poorly tuned pair of bunny ears caught between stations.

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Scrambled porn channel from back when I think.

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I'm a 90's kid but I don't remember this. Why was the porn scrambled? Did you have to get some sort of descrambler to view it?

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In my teen years, I found out that if you turn the tv off and on enough times on that channel, you could find a good balance where it would1

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just go to a somewhat scrambly gray and white. was totally watchable. and the sound was always intact. 2

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You had to sign up for the channel. Yeah, descramble. And if you didn't have the channel it'd look like this. Usually darker tho.

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I used to find it in the garage TV behind the pool table.

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#32 triggers the heck right out of me. It has helmets from both Gaoranger and Hurricanger, early 00's Sentai. I NEED PERIOD ACCURATE MEMES.

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Two types of people I guess. I'm just over here thinking "hmm, I might actually be able to pull that off... do they come in red?"

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Someone wasn't a fan of the black ranger in that pic

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Two of the three series represented here (Hurricanger and Carranger) didn't have a Black, and Gaoranger only has 2/5 helmets displayed here.

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no black ranger? Blasphemy

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The original sentai team, Gorenger, also had no Black!

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#49 hitting the bottom right of the camera to just make the flash go off.

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I still have one I took apart and reused the shit out of somewhere.

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You could also basically turn them into tasers

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I always hit it on my ankle to make the flash go off.. my bruises that ankle had.

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Did it ever work?

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I thought i was so cool... lol

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Or discovering they're sold with the film UNWOUND, and it winds back in can during use, so when it's used up you can safely pull it apart...

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*safe as in it won't ruin your pictures, not that you won't shock the shit out of yourself.

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*high pitched* bwwwweeerreeeeerreeeeeepp

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The horrible feeling when you're about to take another photo and the wheel spins for an eternity because it's out of film.

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I took them apart and played with the capacitors to make the flash- probably not safe, but very satisfying sounds.

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I made a very ineffective taser when I was younger.

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I've electrocuted the shit out of myself doing this exact same thing when I was like 12

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#8 that was precisely why DJ's talked over the last (and first) few moments of songs

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I hated those fuckers.

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It's like those assholes who want you to download iTunes nowadays.

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Indeed. Instant copy deterrent, so if you wanted the entire song, you had to go out and buy it.

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Also to prevent dead air, which is the worst thing you can do. I was told dead air damaged old radio equipment but I can't find any proof.

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Former broadcast engineer. Dead air does not damage equipment.

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Absolute BS. What it MIGHT do is trigger the emergency tapes in the studio / EBS at the transmitter if it goes on more than 30s or so...

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Followup in case anyone ever sees it: Radio 4 in the UK regularly has a good 5+ secs of silence. R3 can hit 10~15 before emrg tapes kick in.

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I went to broadcasting school for a week and they had posters everywhere saying "DEAD AIR = DEAD DJS". That's a capital sin in radio.

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I doubt that it damages equipment. You just don't want your listeners sit in silence and possibly switch to another station.

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It sure damages the DJ's equipment if he can't afford to maintain it.

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Probably just something new djs were told

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The only thing dead air does is making the compressor/limiter try to amplify the background noise. I've had a radio show for four years.

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Always used what we called a bed: background music to accompany the talking, making it seem that the music never stops. It works great.

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I don't think kids these days will know the fear of calling a girl's house only to have her dad answer.

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Kids these days know the fear of discovering that their boyfriend lists them as "Hong's chinese delivery" instead of "Becky Thatcher". :(

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Now it's common knowledge you prearrange when you'll call, so she can call the weather hotline then switch over to your call waiting.

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Definitely the worst

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Or of being a girl and having a boy call your house and seeing the look your father gives you when he picks up.

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Or having a father

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Anglosaxons are weird with that daddy daughter/ brother sister patriarchical possessiveness

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Accurate. The male possessive in general

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Eye of the beholder rule here. Can also be considered just (over-)protectiveness of naive offspring from predatory horndogs.

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Accurate! Why downvote?

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There is that sometimes, but the true horror is the embarrassing dad jokes.

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Ah yes the universally embarrassing dad jokes : 3

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You can just say "white people." Dads wanting to protect their daughters from boys is not just a white thing, i.e. my dad was black.

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No my point being, us white Europeans generally don't have this. All strongly patriarchical identifying do. Eu is more on the left generally

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Okay, but that still leaves the issue of you identifying a father's concern for a daughter as "patriarchical possessiveness"

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Depends if he's confiscated her phone...

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Or he's setup some sort of redirecting network magic to intercept calls to her phone if he wants.

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Or he's setup some sort of redirecting network magic to intercept calls to her phone if he wants.

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Is that even a thing? Though I suppose if he technically owns the phone, he could probably just set up a regular switchable redirect.

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See stuff like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hkc-gDPl-0 which regularly gets discovered for 4G

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It's far too early in the morning & my laptop is too short on both RAM + working speakers to deal with youtube links I'm afraid. Précis it?

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My son used to cry when that shampoo would get in his eyes. I thought he was crying wolf, so I got some shampoo and rubbed it in my eyes to

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It's no more tears, not tears. Like, ripping. tearing. It isn't supposed to break your hair. MARKETING.

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Have you never heard an ad? It's no crying, not no ripping.

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*too

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You can't cry if your eyes are burnt out.

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its actually a printing error, they meant to tell you not to put the shampoo in your ears

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It's no "tears" as in rip, torn, tear. Shitty labeling, I know

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They meant no tears as in no knotted hair. My gf told me this a few months ago and blew my mind

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You're a good parent!

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I was sceptical about it too. Confirmed as lies when my sister smacked the bottle across my face. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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It means no tears, as in hair breaking, not crying. Didn't realise for years.

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My theory is that the original written label meant no hair breaking but even the commercials said "TEARS" as in crying. Maybe it means both.

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Except the one that OP posted said no more tears for eyes. Its in the advertisement Tear free for Eyes.

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I always thought it meant it would detangle your hair so you wouldn't cry like a little bitch when your parents are hauling a brush 1/2

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through the knots in your hair and ripping off half your scalp. So, no more tears. 2/2

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It's no more tears as in tearing or ripping. It's boasting about the conditioner. The droplet icon is, I concede, misleading.

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Yeah no. In the comercial they specifically say tears as in crying. Kids dont give a fuck about split ends.

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We don't have that confusion in French and they were definitely talking about eye stinging.

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Nope, they say it's "Ophthalmologist tested so it’s absolutely tear free." < - taken from product description

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Sorry but no. They definitely meant [eye] tears. https://youtu.be/lrp0NqKvoYA

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Bad replies is just chock a muck of people saying "it's tares not tiers!"

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Ha, didn't twig that this is actually not the original "no more tears", which was a Johnson&Johnson slogan. TIL

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Yeah Johnson and Johnson shit is fine in your eyeballs

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Prove it doesn't hurt your eyes. That shit stung like a mother fucker. My son's expression was priceless when he saw it was burning my eyes.

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+1 because you were at 99 and... hng...

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Awesome. Did you do it right in front of him, and then flail around in panic? Or did you say "See, it's fine," while screaming internally?

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That made me laugh

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We still talk about it to this day and it happened nearly 20 years ago.

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You are great.

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you should do it again and take a picture or make a gif of it

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You know it meant no more tears caused by tangles right?

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Nope, in the TV ad's they clearly say tears. As in crying.

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It was supposed to stop crying caused by a brush getting caught in your hair. The shampoo itself was made of ghost peppers and battery acid

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The add shows a kid with suds on his eyes, wiping away suds, opening eyes,and voiceover with NO TEARS. You can't get a more explicit meaning

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You do realize that it says tears like no rips. It wasn't meant to me no crying it was meant to protect your hair from breaking.

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Schadenfreude?

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It's called 'no tears' because it contains a detangler, so they don't cry when you brush their hair afterward...

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...I think.

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That's what I always though too. But idk now. It's sort of redundant to say "no tears. no tangles." if they meant tears during combing.

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Look at me with your s̶p̶e̶c̶i̶a̶l̶ burning eyes!

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I'm about 80% sure it's "no tears" as in tear off a piece of paper.

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So, you're saying your regular shampoo tears out your hair?

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That makes so much sense, and I never realized it until the other day. Goddamn homonyms.

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You're about 80% wrong. http://imgur.com/CLZukjM

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Get out of here w/ that Johnson and Johnson damage control narrative! The commercial said tears as in crying! Everything else is propaganda!

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Nope. In German each of "tear"'s meanings has its own word and it was definitely "no crying" over here. Still burned like shit.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You are doing flawless job. Perfectly done. I admire you.

9 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 1

All I see is someone pouring a bunch into their hands and immediately applying it to their eyes.

9 years ago | Likes 251 Dislikes 0

"Look, it doesn't hur-AAHHHHH"

9 years ago | Likes 170 Dislikes 1

[assorted sizzling sounds]

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All I can think about is the gif where the woman accidentally rubs pepper into her and her daughter's eyes.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

That was exactly how it played out. My son had an evil happy look on his face. Like he planned it all along and I played right into his plan

9 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

In all fairness that was a pretty stupid plan.

9 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

How the fuck wouldn't shampoo sting your eyes?

9 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 2

Actual johnson's baby shampoo that says no-more-tears doesn't sting. I've used it for styes before (useful even with no babbies)

9 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

just had a baby wanted to use it but wife found some shit thats not good and i didnt want to question why so we use homiopathic brand

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great makeup remover too

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yess... I forgot that use too! Excellent for waterproof mascara

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It's no more tearing, not no more crying.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 4

I'm guessing they meant tears from pulled hair from tangles.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Nah I remember those commercials. They specifically showed kids wiping the suds off their eyes and smiling because it didn't sting. LIES

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0