Amazon CEO

Jul 15, 2017 3:56 AM

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Amazon CEO 1998 vs Today

1998: "I sell books."
2017: "I sell whatever the fuck I want."

Its amazing how being stupidly successful and rich allows you to work on looking good without suddenly being homeless.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

2035 I am done selling. Got sold to Verizon.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 5

2017: I own people

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He looks like he's taking the fight to a bunch of street thugs who harrased and beat his wife and daughter

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 3

His customer first theory is why his employees hate working for amazon. Used to work at an Amazon FC. Glad I'm out of there.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

So funny how money do dat

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

He looked friendlier in '98

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Dude went from "Parsely, sage, rosemary and thyme" to "Not my tempo" pretty damn hard

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

That's that look you get when you are worth over $75 Billion.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Beef up before the US Govt declares you a monopoly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I feel like he should be yelling at me to drum better

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I completely forgot that Amazon's original purpose was books

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Allegedly, Barnes and noble had the opportunity to buy Amazon when they only sold books and passed on the opportunity. (1/2)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Story from B&N higher up is that the B&N CEO admits it was the worst mistake of his life. (2/2)

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Wait but this is wrong, that's JK Simmons on the right.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

But you know it really is Jeff Bezos, right?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh I thought it was fake, is it really?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

being fantastically rich means every day is gym and picking-out-a-winner-from-the-harem day. Can't buy your hair back, tho.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

he went from kevin spacey to bruce willis

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did he get cancer and start selling meth ?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

... gradually treats employees worse and worse

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

Can't go much further than getting them to kill themselves. OR SO WE THINK.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I used to work in a warehouse, and hearing how Amazon treats their warehouse employees made me vow not to ever buy anything from them.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

I work in one of Amazon's warehouses. How have you heard that we are treated?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 6

From news stories/articles. I posted a couple in subsequent messages. Given my own experiences working at a tire warehouse, I find it 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

very easy to believe these stories.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

2027

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

It's amazing what a beard and some shades will do to a guy, isn't it?

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

amazon is actually not making that much money compared to other companies their size and popularity

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Amazon is making a shitton of money but is reinvesting it constantly

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's a predatory technique to force out competition; mission nearly accomplished.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He's playing the long game.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keyser Söze to jacked JK Simmons

8 years ago | Likes 371 Dislikes 3

The usual suspects is a great movie!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Jacked JK Simmons? You just mean JK Simmons

8 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 0

Yeah he's definitely gotten amped up.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Damnit you got there before me!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"That was his power. The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist..."

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I love that scene.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ughhhh, now I gotta watch the movie again.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2018: "I sell souls"

8 years ago | Likes 945 Dislikes 7

That was Ebay, and they put a stop to it...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is a legitimate fear of mine.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2019: "I sell the souls of the former workers in my now-completely-AI-staffed warehouses."

8 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

Gavlan wheel, Gavlan deal.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Man, Prime Day is getting out of hand...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*1999

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

"I harvest souls from around the world and sell them online."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2019: "I eat souls."

8 years ago | Likes 159 Dislikes 1

2020: Buy the digested remnants of your souls for the low, low price of your friend's soul

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

2021: Bearer of the curse, Seek more souls.

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

2022: Buy the Simpsons season 1-17 with season 20 box set for only $200 currently on sale for 20% off.

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hey, that's pretty good

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I killed retail and forced tens of thousands of people out of work

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 23

That's just capitalism buddy. Don't hate the player hate the game.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

They employ a lot of people too, but they treat them like shit.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Not really. The world is changing and most retailers couldn't compete with costs. World moved ahead while they didnt/couldnt

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

This dude has been ranked one of the worst bosses for years now. I honestly think Amazon is going to destroy/ruin a lot of businesses...

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 2

You're really going out on a limb here, ImgurianGeographic....

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amazon is basically online walmart, run about the same and will have the same detriment to businesses.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

...going to? GOING TO?!!!

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 2

Bezos also owns the WaPo and is basically the #1 NeverTrumper. I'd have figured he'd be popular on here.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Just because he's politically swayed one way doesn't mean he's an angel. Don't be fucking bipartisan.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Well, you can't be MaybeTrumper, I've given it's best.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its possible to dislike Trump and also dislike people who dislike Trump.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That looks like a man who is going to burn life's house down....with lemons!

8 years ago | Likes 464 Dislikes 4

He's gonna get his engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns life's house down!

8 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Nice username

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

looks like a man who gained focus

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lemon stealing who's

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Right after he gets those pictures of Spider Man.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When life give you lemons, throw them at someone you hate.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember kids, if life gives you lemons then you shove them up life's ass and give life lemon-aids

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

Thank you for this

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Burn his house down! DON'T MAKE LEMONADE! MY GOD, HE'S SAYING WHAT WE'RE ALL THINKING!

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

i've heard this guy is a POS

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

guys who own such big companies usually are...

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Either way, he's extremely smart. Someone posted their experience working with him years ago, said that in order to keep his attention /

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

in his presentations to Jeff, he would write everything out but in the last step he would then delete every third paragraph.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

tbh every successful guy has haters. elon musk,satya nadella, jeff bezoz etc etc running a business means taking some shitty decisions

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 18

a valid point, but this guy really is a POS. that being said, sorry to see the downvotes : /

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nobody hates him because he's successful, people hate him because he abuses the fuck out of his workers constantly. He's just awful.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

Well yeah, but you can still be a piece of shit on top of that.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Bezos vs. Bezos Prime

8 years ago | Likes 491 Dislikes 3

I read that as "benzos" because that is a word I have heard before since it exists.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Here have a reply

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Amazonator

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That comment was so good I'm hoping I'll get residual upvotes just for replying and being associated with it.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

nice.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Under appreciated comment right here.

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

1998: "I sell books." — 2017: "You'll buy books. That's not a choice."

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

The sequel :

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

From Kevin Spacey’s gay son to Vin Diesel’s gym buddy in less than 20 years.

8 years ago | Likes 94 Dislikes 4

... I don't understand, are they not the same person?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh they are, but it’s all a question of how you’re seen, you know.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is fake, it's JK Simmons on the right.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Haha, right? Dead ringer but I couldn’t for the life of me remember his name.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Amazon planned zu sell anything from the beginning. The just used books to earn the trust of the customers.

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 2

And ensure they reached the most influential customer base. Poor people don't buy books

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 9

Fuck you mean poor people don't buy books? Just cause I'm economically challenged doesn't mean I don't have the capacity to enjoy literature

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 7

I didn't say anything about poor people not enjoying literature. I was poor. Went to the library for books. Buying books is a luxury

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think he means poor people just chose to buy groceries and pay the electric bill over the latest Jackie Collins novel

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Exactly. I was a poor person. Spent my money on survival stuff. Went to library for books

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think buying books is kind of crazy and expensive... the library is the way to go!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Found ze German! :D

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

"Überraschung!" Dear good, why do we always sound so angry? ^^

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Also I'm Polish, so there's that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Found ze Polish! *invades* Just kidding. ^^

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol :D *invites France and Britain to keep ze promises :D

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"planned zu sell" - and you wanted to stay low? :D

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2027

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Thicc daddy hhhhrrrnnnngggg

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 11

Yellow M&M guy is jacked

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

nice

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

"I sell steroids"

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

at that point, nigga selling you kidneys and shit

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Gym Gordon

8 years ago | Likes 54 Dislikes 0

This pun delights me. Most puns delight me. Puns.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I sell PrimeData"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If they ever do a live action DBZ movie worth a fuck, they better cast him for Master Roshi.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yep , I was headed to this conclusion as well.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

William H Macy fuckin' swole!!!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

2281

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I was happy when he died.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All of Imgurs reaction to seeing this probably.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In the year 3535, if man is still alive, if woman can survive:

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cave Johnson is looking pretty good

8 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Looks like he will burn your house down

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Thank god I have Farmers insurance.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

We are Farmers. Bumdebumbumbumbumbum

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the lemons

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Yeah!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't want picture of Commissioner Gordon; I want pictures of Spider Man!

8 years ago | Likes 150 Dislikes 0

Fuck, this comment is so fucking good.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 1

.... sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

sauce is imgurs gifs when you search for spiderman

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a porno

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Pretty sure thats why he wanted the sauce

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0