What does that make chinchillas...?
Lifehack
"what do you want on your personalised plate?" "uuh..."
I go to the gym late at night, he's the only other person there.
MRW we have a superhero-themed charity dress up day at work, and my co-worker shows up in full Army camoflague
Fugubombed
"Sir" and "Ma'am" are polite, but disingenuous when spoken with unfriendly eyes.
My sister always gets me joke presents, so I decided to give her a poster of her favourite Spongebob character in revenge. (Banana for Scale.)
I had a tourist ask me why I walk so slowly in the water. This is why.
Getting Ready for Camp Imgur.
My little birb dreams of being a Dinosaur.
Two hours of elbow grease, and a lot of parade polish.
I see you giant beetle larvae, and raise you the Gippsland Earthworm
Black Twitter
A Mystery Package arrived for me today
Nude Line up
Cop Killers According to Fox News
I just bought the Blu-Ray of Hot Shots: Part Deux. Have some Hi-rez Hot Shots Gifs!
How I picture Black Twitter
"So, got any plans for valentines day?"
The Simpsons Did It! (but good luck getting a jury to indict.)
This wonderful, beautiful man died today. He has probably brought you more happiness than any other person on Earth.
Fox News "expert" claims that Birmingham, UK, is "Entirely Muslim" - Twitter has a field day.
Ladies and Gentlemen: The closest I've come in three years to getting a new, better job.
I found the old 32mb USB stick I used in High School. This was the only thing on it.
As someone who is deathly afraid of Spiders, I find them fascinating.
I think my ringneck might be secretly planning to possess me.
So I went to the archery club today...
Today is my Cakeday; Since I don't have a cat, I thought I'd just show you how evil I truly am.
Imgur whenever somebody mentions Islam
Huh. Turns out not every religion is open to ridicule.
TIL You can buy the Australian flag from The Simpsons in real life. My day has just turned fantastic!
I ordered a special flag for Australia Day
After two years on this site, I sure I've found the most unpopular opinion in User Submitted.
After watching the Doctor Who series finale, this is how I feel
Faith in [Cards Against] Humanity: Restored
To all the "suicidal" confession bears in User Submitted
This man is a professional TV gardener in Australia. Dead Serious.