TheRealCJ

164455 pts ยท March 6, 2013


If anybody screenshots this and it reaches the front page, I'll do something embarrassing involving a frog. And not take pictures. ... okay, maybe I will take pictures.

What does that make chinchillas...?

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Lifehack

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"what do you want on your personalised plate?" "uuh..."

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I go to the gym late at night, he's the only other person there.

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MRW we have a superhero-themed charity dress up day at work, and my co-worker shows up in full Army camoflague

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Fugubombed

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"Sir" and "Ma'am" are polite, but disingenuous when spoken with unfriendly eyes.

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My sister always gets me joke presents, so I decided to give her a poster of her favourite Spongebob character in revenge. (Banana for Scale.)

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I had a tourist ask me why I walk so slowly in the water. This is why.

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Getting Ready for Camp Imgur.

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My little birb dreams of being a Dinosaur.

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Two hours of elbow grease, and a lot of parade polish.

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I see you giant beetle larvae, and raise you the Gippsland Earthworm

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Black Twitter

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A Mystery Package arrived for me today

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Nude Line up

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Cop Killers According to Fox News

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I just bought the Blu-Ray of Hot Shots: Part Deux. Have some Hi-rez Hot Shots Gifs!

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How I picture Black Twitter

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"So, got any plans for valentines day?"

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The Simpsons Did It! (but good luck getting a jury to indict.)

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This wonderful, beautiful man died today. He has probably brought you more happiness than any other person on Earth.

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Fox News "expert" claims that Birmingham, UK, is "Entirely Muslim" - Twitter has a field day.

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Ladies and Gentlemen: The closest I've come in three years to getting a new, better job.

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I found the old 32mb USB stick I used in High School. This was the only thing on it.

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As someone who is deathly afraid of Spiders, I find them fascinating.

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I think my ringneck might be secretly planning to possess me.

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So I went to the archery club today...

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Today is my Cakeday; Since I don't have a cat, I thought I'd just show you how evil I truly am.

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Imgur whenever somebody mentions Islam

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Huh. Turns out not every religion is open to ridicule.

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TIL You can buy the Australian flag from The Simpsons in real life. My day has just turned fantastic!

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I ordered a special flag for Australia Day

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After two years on this site, I sure I've found the most unpopular opinion in User Submitted.

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After watching the Doctor Who series finale, this is how I feel

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Faith in [Cards Against] Humanity: Restored

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To all the "suicidal" confession bears in User Submitted

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This man is a professional TV gardener in Australia. Dead Serious.

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