ProfessionalPyromaniac

5640 pts ยท October 6, 2013


Glass breaker. On mobile, so I don't get dick pics. Damn shame.

+1 for Tom Waits in Wristcutters

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Laughed so hard I drooled

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 12

You're both pieces of shit, and I can prove that mathematically

9 years ago | Likes 70 Dislikes 2

Goosebumps

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A trick is something a whore does for money ...

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Face!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would not advise that.. razor won't score glass well or safely, and will make it more prone to crack along the direction of a score mark.

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

Came to say this^^ don't breathe in glass dust! Water keeps it contained and cools the glass and bit.

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Mhmm pappadeaux. .. so good!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

2 hours

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Awesome job!!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bleen

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Slutty hysterical laughing

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Hahaha oh shit .. I am wearing my 'Little Lebowski Urban Achiever' shirt right now, and that went over my head. Thank you.

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I'm Amy. ..and I like your taste in shirts. Muahahaahahah

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Yaasssss

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought of him many times today as I stared at my 1 month old. .. So, so happy to see this, OP

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Too afraid to click

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'd spray him in the face until it wasn't funny

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

In Phoenix we have no pickles... wtf

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How to get her to orgasm *

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd like it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Quit hitting yourself

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Zing!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

TIL most imgurians have the Joker disease. ..

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That gif alone gave me serious feels

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's some goood cat tax. Yup.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cacao

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I'm 95% sure it actually is. I follow him on fb and took the screenshot myself.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0