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Sep 21, 2016 3:06 PM
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nefariouspickle
my ex after being a dick and not speaking to me asked for his hoodie back so i gave it back and the bitch BURNED IT AND SENT ME A PIC
AbortedFetusNecrophiliac
I know I can't be in a relationship, because if a girl stole my hoodie I would straight murder her family and send their limbs in mail.
s13bro
wait, so is that a thing? thinking of your exes during fall just because...fall?
TacosPlz
Omg, this
thuckFat
She a bird, its a bird trap. You think if i didnt rap she would flirt back? Takin off her skirt, let her wear my shirt, before she leave....
thuckFat
Ima need my shirt back.
itzmersh
You have a better chance of discovering the arc of the covenent under your basement stairs.
Eitnuom
ScrewPeopleWithCleverUsernames
armybee
Never gonna happen... lost to many to this
eldeblor
I still miss my light grey hoody :(
Braytac
When the temperatures finally start dropping after a long summer i get so excited at the prospect of wearing my hoodies again ^^
LukeKarr22
I wasn't aware that the Jaffa were into hoodies, Master Braytac.
LukeKarr22
Gave my Dragon Age 2 hoodie to my first ex. It's been six or seven years now, but I still miss that thing. It was so pristine.
Lumberjackgamer
One of my exes has 5 of my hoodies. I don't talk to her anymore so I am never getting them back
mebe21
I don't loan unless it's just for the day. I'll only let them keep something longer if I'm giving it to them.
Allitis
Fallen soldiers.
mountainofpuppies
I've always made sure I got hoodies back after a month max of lending. Damn hoodie thieves...
Durbs42
I only release one when I have the first one back. She gets to hold on to one at a time. Shorts and shirts are max 3, and not my favorites.
FisterC
That's oddly specific but I like it.
PonytaRider
I've heard that the hardest part of breaking up, is getting back all your stuff.
PistachioKB
I got in touch with my ex's roommate and got back my favorite hoodie that I thought I'd never see again. So I have that going for me...
LoodGookin
which is nice.
LukeKarr22
You lucky bastard.
ggwhorea
Holy shit this is so true.
MrJimmyRustles
I miss winamp.exe, but all my other old exes can burn in hell.
LordOfTheDownvotes
Haven't found a good mobile replacement yet, I miss my Llamas.
BoredBorg
I miss sheep.exe
lanceconstablebluejohn
I wisely downloaded the installer before the whole kit and caboodle went away. whippin llama ass til the end of timmmmeeeee
Kasai
You can still download it
daisyfrankenstein
I'm sorry. I'm one of those girls that steals hoodies and long-sleeved shirts.
randolphjcarter
Do you keep them mounted on creepy mannequins as trophies? Because that's what I'd do if I had a vagina. I'd be ALL about the hoodies.
daisyfrankenstein
Haha no, I usually end up loaning them out and getting robbed of them, too! But, I like where your heads at, for sure.
mpififunny
You get robbed that often?
barqshasbyte
Am I the only female who always returned all property upon a break up? How is this a thing? Hoodies are sacred!
dontmakemepierceyourguav
I find this so strange. I use my partner's clothes sometimes, but wouldn't dream of keeping them if we broke up. Wtf? His property.
LukeKarr22
My most recent ex still has one of my pairs of fuzzy pj bottoms and a comfy shirt of mine. It's just how some exes operate.
xSquirrelly
Is missing exes in the fall a thing?
significantpoo
I gave back all the hoodies, I regret it.
mylifeisontheinternet
RIP all the hoodies lost to their scavenging nature. May I hope and pray we can all get them back. I'm waiting for my sweet Jean jacket.
LoodGookin
to go with your jean jorts?
mylifeisontheinternet
Unfortunately no. Those got too small
WeirdEnigma
From your massive testicles, right?
mylifeisontheinternet
Sure?
RollTribe88
All of my favorite concert tees I got are now owned by exes. Brittney if you see this I want my Ryan Adams and Black Flag shirt back!
ProfessionalPyromaniac
I'm Amy. ..and I like your taste in shirts. Muahahaahahah
RollTribe88
Oh god no! Riddle me that Amy, why do y'all take our best shirts??
TacoBellDog
Hey
Oswalddd
NOW KISSSSSS
Fallowblade
I have falling dreams all the time, too.
thisisnotthemattyourelookingfor
HA good thing I have ALL of my hoodies!.... I'm so alone....
thiswillonlyhurtabit
I am down 3 Hoodies and one nice winter jacket.
Sawsomebullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAlcigvf2cU
randolphjcarter
This is why even when things are going well you keep an eye on your good hoodies and only pass out the ones you don't like.
foxtale11
We figure out your favorite and specifically want that one. It's like the high score
IfYoureReadingThisImDrunk
Or date people that won't be assholes when and f you break up. Those are the best people.
Allitis
Hoodie strategy
ReleaseTheBeeees
I tend to not buy hoodies i don't like in the first place
squeekymcclean
there's hoodies you don't like?
RaRaPotato
I couldn't share my clothes like that. Clothes are expensive and I need to stave of Mr Winters chilly fingers.
ZombieEinstein
See, I buy cheap hoodies I *don't* like, and wear them just enough so that they think its favorite. Then it goes in the closet until it >
ZombieEinstein
> inevitably gets stolen. The trick to catch them trying to abscond with it a couple times, then make them give it back.
cleavergrill
Or just date someone WAAYYY bigger than you so your clothes won't fit them.
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
Still doesn't work
DickCheneytheDefilerBanned
Or way smaller than you. Most kids don't like grown man hoodies.
HowDoYouInternet
That's what they like though
dotdotd
Can confirm, I only borrow hoodies that are at least two sizes bigger than I should reasonably be wearing.
Carpedicks
As a girl who is currently wearing her boyfriends hoodie, and has successfully stolen his favorite, we will find them.
ScrewPeopleWithCleverUsernames
TheodoreWitchfucker
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
Seize the dicks? Nice.
Carpedicks
Thanks friend.
Pigletwrangler
Is that a thing? People miss their exs in the fall?
sorple
Yeah, because that's when you want heavier sweaters.
rabaal
It's cuddle season. It's a thing. Breakup season is spring.
MaryJaneAnn
The kids call it "cuffing" season.
TheKirkendall
I thought breakup season was a week before your birthday.
tardis63
Either that or right before Christmas is what I thought, though they aren't very different for me
yearnseq
same .. :(