The miracle of birth.

Sep 20, 2016 9:27 PM

Yova

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neat.

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how many do they have at a time?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Quick, turn green lil dude!

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Go on you little shit

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She made a thing!

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What?! That easy eh? *avoids shoes thrown by moms on Imgur*

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wheel of morality turn turn turn... teach us the lesson that we shall learn. Today's lesson is:

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How cool would it be if my shit could walk

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's totally a shi...oh nm it is a baby

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That was one deep breath...

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TIL chameleons give live birth.

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True facts. https://youtu.be/UR_byRbXxvs

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This is a "bradypodion thamnobates" chameleon, it's one of the few to carry her offspring until they are ready for crapping

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Honestly thought that was a shit

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By far the neatest shit I've seen this minute

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I never thought today was the day I could scratch "Watch a Chameleon give birth" off my bucket list.

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Those lil clamp ass hands when it goes to grab the leaf!!

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Why, why could my birthing experience be just like this one. Sigh.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I know, just "hnnnngg" -plop- ahhhh

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That look on the baby's face at the end says "Where the fuck am I and what do I do now?" ... I feel you, baby chameleon.

9 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

I feel that on a spiritual level lately

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Never trust a fart.

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And never waste an erection.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Because you might shit a Chameleon?

9 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 1

This is me the next morning after getting drunk and eating taco bell.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Come again?

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I wish my poos just got up and walked away like thatm

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR https://media.giphy.com/media/jjpSOkgtE7AME/giphy.gif

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Too afraid to click

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

rated G. literally Disney

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can you imagine being stuck inside your mom, aware of what is going on at your birth?

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Babies have awareness.

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Ok. Land and run. Land and run. ...and eat.

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In the wild do they give birth wherever? For instance, if they're 100 ft up, do they just drop the baby and hope it lands on a sturdy leaf?

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"Thanks mum. Aw fuck, what do i do now?"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

it sticks to the trunk of the tree first before it falls onto the leaf. They must just find a leafy spot and hope it sticks

9 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

I was thinking the exact same thing.. like do they assume their babies will live no matter where they give birth

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They get in thick leaves, and since they are so sticky they're usually fine. Plus they're not heavy enough to do too much damage i assume.

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size-weight ratio is on point

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Holy fuck! And that little dudes like, "I'm born! I'm ready to climb some shot! Wait, give me a sec."

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Its cus most animals are born able to run from predators.

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Ever seen honey bees hatch in the hive? They get straight to work immediately. It's eerie and facinating!

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No I haven't, link that shit up! I want to see it!

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Maybe ...... maybe I should take a breather

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Shit like like reminds me of how pathetic humans are in those ways. If it wasn't for opposable thumbs and brains that weren't quite as (1/2)

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Developed, we would have never evolved to where we are.

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Yeah we traded teeth and claws for highly sophisticated brains. Great when we're older but we'd never survive alone as infants

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You have the order wrong. High intelligence lead to bigger skulls which lead to having to be born before fully developed

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So Maple Leafs fans can walk as soon as they are born?

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Developed, we would have never evolved to where we are.

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"If it wasn't for all the ways that we evolved to get where we are, we never would have evolved to get where we are!"

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Haha That logic, right ey

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Wow, I just assumed they laid eggs.

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Well it is still attached to a yolk.

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This is a form of birth called ovoviviparity. Shellless eggs retained within body until mostly developed and then born at hatching time.

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I thought eggs were coming out of its skin

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Me too. I found out some sharks give live birth and I'm so disturbed

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Other sharks lay some really strange looking eggs. Some look like big spiral shells, and others look like bags of tea.

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I always thought that dogs laid eggs. I learned something today.

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Igetthatreference.jpg

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TIL that scorpions are ovoviviparous

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Did you guys know chickens eggs are liquid until it hits air it hardens into that thing we crack in the monin'

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That's some pretty hefty bullshit right there.

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Watched in in my animal science class in last year!

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I've cleaned chickens there are hard shells in there.

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Yes when it's out willis

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I don't know why I like this information, but I'm glad I have it now

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It's not true

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Hooray Omelette party my house!

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Don't fuck around with my emotions when it comes to omlettes dude, ok now where do you live?

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False. The eggs are shelled when laid, but the shell is the last thing that forms before laying.

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Clear sacs liquids sacks (shells) I'm just saying it's doesn't garden or change color until it hits air

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No that's complete bollocks. Sometimes chickens lay eggs without a shell, but egg shells are hard before they contact air 1/2

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It's easy to prove that you're wrong, because if you were right, all eggs would have a flat bit where they squished against the ground. 2/2

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They technically do....they just keep them inside their body until it's ready to hatch...then you get this. It's weird.

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Like... humans?

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No; no umbilical cord https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovoviviparity

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Veiled chameleon lay eggs in holes they dig in the dirt and they incubate for like 3 months. Different incubation process but till an egg.

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So what about theyre process is different than mammals?

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ovoviviparity no umbilical cord

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Somewhere in between, evolutionarily, I should think.

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Not really. The important thing about mammals is mammary glands and milk production. The monotremes (platypus etc) do the best job of (1)

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at least reptiles, amphibians, fish, and insects, so no necessary a link to mammals. (3/3)

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bridging the gap between egg-laying reptiles and milk-producing mammals. Having eggs that are stored is uncommon but does occur in (2)

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Mammal young are connected to/get nutrients directly from the mother via umbilical cord. These chameleons still have eggs, just inside.

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Ah of course, thanks.

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Humans have eggs inside too though

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okay so you're saying that a chicken egg is the same level of complexity as a human egg cell

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The difference is that the human fetus is connected, food and blood, to the mother. In this animal it is not connected that way.

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