My daughter ain't afraid of no ghosts

1

4

4

Go away...Bating...

21

7

487

She always seemed so sweet...

18

3

804

I've needed this word for so many puffins (and wrongly used bears)

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106

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I can't believe Grandma trolled us like that. -these guys, probably.

13

3

5

Your mom, just one week before you were conceived

54

9

5

Why couldn't the snake charmer charm his snake?

3

1

322

'When I'm no longer rapping, I wanna open an ice cream parlor, and call myself Scoop Dogg' - Snoop Dogg

6

5

5

Bring on Monday!

19

15

128

This is why I come here

2

2

510

This should work nicely to keep me awake with him tonight..

-7

5

3

Sign Language Rap Battle!

53

7

1434

I think my daughter drew a boy skeleton

8

5

30

Lunar Eclipse 4/14/14

22

3

2363

I like number eight, so I see you watching me shitpost

3

7

346

Me waking up early around hungover jerks this morning

9

2

37

Well, how about that?

19

6

221

I pulled a Kitty.

33

5

32

Oh, Alton, yes! I will marry you!!

24

22

57

Um... take this from me

17

14

1387

I really don't like hot dogs, thank you... I'll eat later

16

6

4533

Shiri - The robotic ... butt

12

15

121

My friend opened my tea cupboard, and promptly had a teagasm

18

3

27

Perseverance is a virtue

10

8

27

Living with Ehlers Danlos on a good day

112

15

1295

Only 3.5 hours left of today, keep it weird for me

16

1

3

For my new friend -

15

7

43

Not to brag, but I'm in love with my job...

113

41

2690

Welcome to LNI, where shit gets weird

13

5

2566

My reaction when I see Seth Meyers, too

17

6

3967

Forgive me, but...

30

8

114

[Tobias intensifies]

18

10

382

You gotta be kitten me...

266

25

4572

If I've told you once, I've told you a million times...

17

9

119

I love popcorn

39

6

10933