PorkChopsExpress

15 pts ยท July 20, 2016


A backwards tattoo? Fit and krazy, well done!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You've created Lutherans.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Know this: if they ever had to work hard for their body, they wouldn't laugh at you. No genuine hard body laughs at those starting out.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I watch fail army once a week and barley laugh. So why am I dying here? It's the same material, but I have tears in my eyes. Bless you.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where are all these anked women making the front page???

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's a good thing the Bahamas isn't teaming with sharks...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Marriage is hard. I remember when I had a disagreement with my ex wife. I wanted to stay married. Right? And she felt the exact opposite.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is one missing or did he have radical reconstructive surgery (lower right)?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't mind reposts in general, but holy hell am I sick of this one.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

They are being domesticated at an alarming rate. Thousands of years of domestication has been brought down to a few generations.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Drones 0 - You 1. Update! Tumours 1 - You 0

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I read that in Professor Frink's voice.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuck the deadlift, that kettlebell...jesus.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A couple of sausages in pic 3 look like they have a proper bellend...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I still don't get the zombie episode, even after reading about it online.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I find the Sith Code oddly appealing...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don't know what is more unsettling: that he actually said these or that I'm nodding my head as I read them...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Meh, it's aight.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just turned 40...fuck this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That would be the correct interpretation. I'm a damn fool.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Verlander paid 0.1% of his signing bonus which amounted to $3 million??? His signing bonus was $3 billion? I stopped reading after that.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

45-year-old little person...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Imagine you're addicted to heroin and want to stop, but you need it three times a day to survive. Food addiction is the worst.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I only have non-Wisconsin made cheese. I wanted to make these so bad too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hugo Weaving is a midget? Little person, sorry.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ho-lee-shit!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dana ain't fat...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Alex Trebek: Yes, PorkChopsExpress. PorkChopsExpress: What is pure and utter bullshit Alex? Alex Trebex: That's right.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0