BonelessWingsAreChickenNuggets
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Marriage is tough. It is tough to keep the romance going, year after year.
That is why, this Christmas, I'm sneaking around my wife to get her a secret Christmas gift she has wanted for months.
She has wanted a stand mixer for so long, so I just went ahead and bought her one without her knowledge! She thinks the only thing we are doing for Christmas is a one-night getaway. Ha! I can't wait until Christmas.
If you ever get a little bored with your marriage, try sneaking around to get your SO special gifts. I love the thrill of trying not to get caught and the anticipation of revealing her gift.
pollypocketfullofposies
BEST GIFT.
freeandclear
it might be more effective if you try to reach around your wife.
Chuck1up
Take the mixer on your one-night trip and break it out at sexy time!
marmaladeontoast
This is adorable. Excellent work. Stand mixers are the best.
DukeBombadil
I've been sneaking around on my wife all month; got her some cool gifts.
heinleinfan
I have the hardest time keeping gifts secret. I WANT TO GIVE THEM NOW BECAUSE IT'S SO COOL.
Dalylah
As someone with a stand mixer (hub bought for me too!), I approve of your shenanigans. She will adore it and you get to be 007.
ukrazykim
I did this for my wife last year. I felt the worst because she cried for ever it seemed. She never saw it coming. Would do it again.
MisterTangerineMan
I'm doing that too! Oh… oh… nvm
OminousBassoon
My SO planned to buy me a stand mixer last Christmas but then I got myself one instead.
albertkaholic
So she already had a mop? You may want to shop for the surprise gifts in a different part of the catalog.
GonadTheBeerBellyan
You sneaky bastard
Whitebromyalgia
Haha no fucking shit. I'm literally doing the same exact thing. Artisan 5 qt. From Kohl's was hella cheap. Got a few attachments too
BonelessWingsAreChickenNuggets
Nice!!
GeorgeHWBushsGhost
Boneless wings are basically chicken nuggets marinated in various dipping sauces
BammiebamMars
At first I was like dang! And then I was like
TheKyle
My downvote on the thumbnail magically turned into an upvote after I actually clicked through to the post
Roqinn
Damn! I would LOVE to have a stand mixer!
Redicarus
They are the best. I can't imagine my kitchen without it.
Muchbeefsodinner
You can get them for 50 bucks on ebay. Buy an old one, they last forever
thevortexmaster
1) Me and my wife wanted one for a long time as well. $500 is big bucks for something we won't use that often. I had $200 worth of points at
thevortexmaster
2) the place I shop at. The mixer was on sale for half off so I got it for $50 bucks after points. Win!
cogs
Appliances as Christmas gifts through marriage: Years 0-5, useful. Years 6-24, sexist. Years 25+, sexy.
Diabolicalwifey
@OP do yourself a solid and get her the ice cream maker attachment.
Harryivereachedthetop
Thank you. There IS excitement & thrill when doing something behind your wife's back, for her. Too much cheating. Not enough of this. +1
TrickyChlovers
I'm sneaking behind my husbands back with his gift too! I'm building him an armor stand for his chainmail, and I'm almost done too!
elveector
Yeah my wife has been wanting a nice curling iron set. She has no clue
popopocelot
Awww. This was so cute. Even the gift is adorable. Like she just wants to bake cookies n shit. Good job dude.
KnightHospitallar
As someone about to get married to his SO of two years, it's nice to see someone on here not bitching about how awful marriage is
BonelessWingsAreChickenNuggets
Marriage is awesome, but it does take a conscious effort at times to make the other feel special. Best of luck to you and your marriage!
KnightHospitallar
Thanks!!
Sxatzis92
You should get her a toaster
BloodiDodi
Nice try Decepticons.
PhotoTopher
Why not use Successful Black Man meme?
TheTurkishRoyal
B0ULLIE
People don't think click bait be like it is sometimes. But it do.
NaranjaLimon
I feel like reply inception here