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Oct 19, 2016 12:49 PM
BigFatSlut
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bannedagain80
I don't understand pork n beans for breakfast...
SepiaSkies
Invariably, someone British gets very angry, claiming the photographed breakfast is "wrong." I think there is a subreddit devoted to it.
Nobodyslogan
Sooo breakfast food... your my favorite kind of person.
skwotingdog
I miss this, :( cant get any decent Black pudding here. Not the 3" diameter stuff just silly skinny blood sausage. And crappy bacon
heypumpkin
Thank you, fat slut
hailchaserdfw
Proper English breakfast right there. Makes me want to go to my favorites English pub here. The Londoner.. mmm
AnemicBanana
And other countries get on America for portion size...
SDWeasel
Well, I mean, we used to be British. We just improved upon this formula by applying it to every other meal.
travelocitygnome
you big slut you
Deadpoolio7
toxicboners
English breckfast dares me to get a fork and mix all that shit up
RiverRoyal
That's what you DO do. Bit of egg, sausage then bacon and then 'spoon' some beans on top with your knife. Wash down with gulp of tea. #burps
thebadhorse
Methinks you're from the british isles.
imgursmyfirstluv
Fuck mushrooms
DaMackies
So where does the 'Big' come from?
BigFatSlut
I don't even know what I meant with that title it's a fucking train wreck
GingerSwan
OOH AH UP THE RA! Where the Full Irish at?
yeldarb92
And a diet coke.
BostonPond
Ya BigSlut you!
Kylegramm
Yeah she seems to like the sausages( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheHeathLedger
FatSlut*
kingsnake1989
Yeah baby fatslut time.
p3wp3wbulletbulletgun
After this post, I need a diet. OP can join me :D
holychristen
English bacon is best bacon.
cucafc
Amen!
jenklk2
If they ever take away Wetherspoons hash browns I'm leaving the country.
BigFatSlut
They've started charging extra for black pudding. Countries gone to the bloody dogs.
DoctorGoldfish
I was wondering what the black stuff was.
jenklk2
If i'm really hungover I just ask them to replace 80% of the meal with more hash browns.
idontmindselfies
I ask them to replace hash browns with hash browns
Thewayofthebear
*Salivates in British*
Carlox
Nice fry ups.
MarcUK
I would eat all of that except for the mushrooms. I don't understand why the mushrooms. :-/
Selerox
That's the beauty of the Full English. It can be customised to suit.
butzlightbeer
Guys! @OP send nudes! Just ask!
BigFatSlut
ChocolateSquirrel
Ifeeltheneed
Birdseye potato waffles - wtf @op
deskmouse
They are waffly versatile.
Slipp0
I can only imagine that those black "Sausage Things" only taste like a charred asshole.
Selerox
"Black Pudding" aka blood sausage. Very rich, earthy, meaty flavour. Very slightly "coppery", with a hits of herbs as well. Do NOT overcook.
skwotingdog
You would be very wrong, Black Pudding can be an acquired taste but its delicious
FrankLake
Too many places overcook them, like cookies/biscuits. Done correctly, they're soft and a perfect accompaniment to the English Breakfast.
Selerox
Very few things are better than well cooked Black Pudding. Very few things are worse than badly cooked Black Pudding.
Rayduh562
What is this? Sausages and beans
Deadpoolio7
You guys don't have that? That's the classic breakfast. You can't have a cooked brekky without the beans. We're not savages.
Rayduh562
American breakfast is usually eggs, hash browns, bacon and sausage (or ham). Maybe some pancakes (or toast). Or omelet with veggies n meats
Deadpoolio7
You need the beans to make it healthy. Otherwise we're just being greedy fat gits.
Verycreative123abc
What are the black coin shaped things?
KingOfDup
Black pudding
Mintie890
Black Pudding :- 4 cups fresh pig's blood. 2 1/2 teaspoons salt. 1 1/2 cups steel-cut (pinhead) oatmeal. 2 cups finely diced pork fat 1/2
Mintie890
finely chopped. 1 large yellow onion, finely chopped.1 cup milk. 1 1/2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper. 1 teaspoon ground allspice 2/2
Zurgalon
#OP cause of death: choking on a sausage.
BigFatSlut
There's worse ways to go
BeckyLookAtHerButt
Wurst
TheRascalKing13
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LordOfTheRingDings
*chuckles in German*
BigFatSlut
Oh my well done
billmurraystoilet
Upvoting for one of the few things left to be patriotic about
luposlipaphobia
Cream tea, horlicks, branson, cider, ales, cheddar, the south east, great authors, beautiful cathedrals, best comedy in the world etc.
Bearhugger70
*Branston. Branson is a whole different kettle of entrepreneur.
luposlipaphobia
We'll we'll we'll, if it isnt autocorrect
BigFatSlut
**British tutting intensifies**
hippy80
***Northern Irish Tutting (and rifle loading) over lack of Soda and Potato Bread***
DeaconJon
***Welsh tutting over the lack of laverbread cakes***
iFavoriteNSWFstuffButtAlsoOtherStuff
yeah but the way you guys are heading, soon you can't afford it anymore
billmurraystoilet
Donald Trump.
SlowClapLikeYouMeanIt
When he loses (hopefully).. we will have to swipe that smugness off our faces because we voted as a nation for Brexit..
maxwellstorm
The only people that like British breakfast are Brits themselves everyone else i've talked to thinks its gross including me
billmurraystoilet
I don't know if you from America or not but I know that it's amuses me when Americans feel superior about their food. (1/2)
billmurraystoilet
Those guys have even more cheap processed food than we do
maxwellstorm
Also most of your food is not even British food it comes from immigrants even other British people have agreed with me that British food 1
maxwellstorm
was really gross before the immigrants came 2
deruug
Damn u hurt me, but for real I'm sick of pancakes I need some of these meals in my life
maxwellstorm
A. I never said Americas food was superior B. this is literally a post about Britain's food being superior hypocrite much?
billmurraystoilet
I didn't say you did. Allow me to explain, Americans often tell me we eat terrible food. No, This is a post someone's favourite meal.