202 pts · October 7, 2012
I'm no expert on bird law, but that seems like a fowl ball
Plot twist: He knew and just wanted you guys to reconnect
Wasn't this exact same thing posted a day or two ago?
I thought this was going to be a Doctor Strange joke at first
It is?
Not sure if this means her reading his vows (and vice versa) or her reading her own vows (and vice versa)
Well, there are at least two
Maybe it was actually Halloween and the kid was pretending to be a ghost...
Some of these aren't that bad
Is she going to call the manager about it?
Upvoted just because of the username
Bacon and pineapple are the best toppings, sweet and salty. Fuck Canadian bacon though. It'll never be real bacon.
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Don't shoot, she Dindu Nuffin!
Thank you!
Well... I guess I could try to do both at the same time?
Is that a yes or a no? I'm looking to make a sale not change your life.
Sorry, fresh out of that good wood. What about a rusty Oak?
You think it could be good?
What kind? Mahogany?!
Shit
I meant wood it be good as a wood wash?
Goddammit
Do you think that wood work as a face wash?
Goddammit, now I'm just standing reading imgur instead of shitting and reading incur, when will the cycle end?!
Holy shit, I've been on the toilet for over an hour, maybe I should listen to you. Sorry for being so hasty.
Don't tell me what to do!
It's a hell of a lot better than those homemade clocks
Where is that from?
Near Rosemont and Little Neck
I'm no expert on bird law, but that seems like a fowl ball
Plot twist: He knew and just wanted you guys to reconnect
Wasn't this exact same thing posted a day or two ago?
I thought this was going to be a Doctor Strange joke at first
It is?
Not sure if this means her reading his vows (and vice versa) or her reading her own vows (and vice versa)
Well, there are at least two
Maybe it was actually Halloween and the kid was pretending to be a ghost...
Some of these aren't that bad
Is she going to call the manager about it?
Upvoted just because of the username
Bacon and pineapple are the best toppings, sweet and salty. Fuck Canadian bacon though. It'll never be real bacon.
⭕
Don't shoot, she Dindu Nuffin!
Thank you!
Well... I guess I could try to do both at the same time?
Is that a yes or a no? I'm looking to make a sale not change your life.
Sorry, fresh out of that good wood. What about a rusty Oak?
You think it could be good?
What kind? Mahogany?!
Shit
I meant wood it be good as a wood wash?
Goddammit
Do you think that wood work as a face wash?
Goddammit, now I'm just standing reading imgur instead of shitting and reading incur, when will the cycle end?!
Holy shit, I've been on the toilet for over an hour, maybe I should listen to you. Sorry for being so hasty.
Don't tell me what to do!
It's a hell of a lot better than those homemade clocks
Where is that from?
Near Rosemont and Little Neck