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Nov 12, 2016 6:16 AM
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
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ghostToast323
I'm not alone in this world! Yay!
realair
kill yourself
IAlwaysFinnishWhenITouchMyself
What's it like taking it up the ass OP?
3spooks5me
Burn the witch!!
grubles
You monster
jimbojambo4
You deserve Trump
SeymourSSSkinner
Same
kwikstik
Ionlycommentfinggold
Oh I'm the monster. You know where she is now tell me!
stickyroot
Ham. The ham is the gross part, all leathery and tasteless.
VAham
BALDERDASH!
TheLegendJonahHex
Best breakfast pizza ever!
ServingUpvotesOnAPlatter
fallingsand
Yes! My people!
cleopatches
I recommend pineapple and onions! Sounds weird, but it's yummy :)
SergeantFecesProcessor
Ham and pineapple was my first favourite pizza. Of course, now all pizza is my favourite pizza.
Jigsaw68
Anchovies?
JiveTurkeyWho
Too right
Finlandery
With blue cheese, then its perfect.... or maybe some shrimps..... im hungry....
Wevalueyourprivacy
Mine too
loopycunt
+1 for NOT giving a fuck
CrownJuls
I fucking love pineapple on pizza, it's called a "Hawaiian pizza" in Aus, is it called that everywhere else as well? Or something different?
BaconPancaaaaakes
It's called a Hawaiian in the UK too!
CrownJuls
Eeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy Hawaiian ftw!
Possboi
Hello, my fellow pineapizza person
CongratsYouAreHereNow
only way to make it better is anchovies instead of canadian bacon
MagnificentRockCalledCobalt
There are dozens of us!
Jigsaw68
DOZENS!
Jackthwolf
The sweet-sour with dairy is always good, ill be damned if pineapple and mozzarella is any different then apple/grape with cheese.
Professionalwizard
pineapple, bacon, green olives, ham. it's fucking amazing. Salty and sweet.
JMnemonics
zigzagler
Picky eaters won't make it as long. Just sayin.
thesejarsareforfartsonly
Picky eaters can avoid potentially lethal foods more easily
kfruir
You are the devil
Desitech
Bacon and pineapple are the best toppings, sweet and salty. Fuck Canadian bacon though. It'll never be real bacon.
bladderinfection
"Fruit does not belong on a pizza!" (Ron Swanson stare) - "Tomato."
sororBudWiser
Ughh
LittleLordThudleroy
Sinner.
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
There is pineapple pizza in hell? I am going and I don't give a fuck.
CD123
Personally I always go for pepperoni and pineapple.
WilliamOfOrang
It's the best, really
ThrowdaFischbach
Try jalapenos as well next time. So good.
CD123
My ass can't handle the dreaded "jalapeño hangover" so unfortunately I gotta avoid them.
Dave830108
Excellent tastes my friend, my personal favorite as well.
iwanttomountndewya
I put Hawaiian ham on instead of Canadian bacon. It's heavenly
SherMattLockSmith
Isn't Hawaiian ham.... spam?
thesejarsareforfartsonly
*gags*
iwanttomountndewya
No, it is ham baked with pineapple.
BiIICosby
Add jalapeño, now we're talking.
ThePornBroker
Why not add horse semen as well, mix it up a bit.
robbiedougs
Yes, thank you! There are dozens of us, dozens!
LikeTotallyNotTheNSA
and stuffed crust.
Exousa
You could sub ham for pepperoni too, just as good or maybe better. Or just add pepperoni.
eerongal
You say that as if 'removing meat' is ever a reasonable suggestion....
igotenoughgrillstopaythebills
That's the line and you have crossed it.
MaxieMooo
Jalapeños are far more acceptable than pineapple. You think you're a loose cannon or somethin, but really fruit on pizza is gross.
MaxieMooo
And don't try spinning that "tomato is a fruit" because we all know tomatoes are an exception - same as you don't put them in fruit salads
LittleLordThudleroy
Dude jalapeños are good af, also if you put pineapple on pizza you are allowed to judge no one.
BiIICosby
I love jalapeño on pizza and I don't give a fuck
asm80dfa8sdfj
I used to do the 555 deal at Dominos and I'd always have one with jalapeno as the sole topping. It's just so zesty and different.
Thajavaman
With your username, you probably add other substances when you have guests over
ThrowdaFischbach
Pepperoni, pineapple and jalapeno. It's goddamned dank as fuck.
BiIICosby
Yesss
KaiHerrera
Mexican pizza?
LicensedToIllmatic311
That's a Dominos pizza! God I've been working there too long
forestfinagle
So what happens during the 'quality check'?
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
One time I complained that my pizza from Dominos took over 2 hours to arrive and was cold when it arrived, so they gave me a coupon -
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
When i said that doesn't make up for this shit the manager called me and started promoting his store to me saying how great it was -
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
Then he said my phone number doesn't appear to be in the data base (he called me on the phone number i use for deliver) and he couldn't -
Lavitzzzzzzzzzz
do anything to make up for it. I haven't had a single slice of dominos pizza since.
MaxieMooo
I thought so based on the crust. I fucking love the crust from dominoes.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I could immediately tell. I don't work there, I'm just a fat ass.
ProfessorFarnsgirth
Same.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Haha. Your username reminded me of the episode with Farnsworth and Mom. You know the one.
HappyBirthdayToYou
I had a nice month and a half run there!
TheReaper95
Looks like Stuffed Crust, Pineapple and Bacon. Personal favourite of mine.
deruug
I thank you for your service
davatha
I just had one of them last night. It was glorious
TheIndianVirgin
"You're 38 Kevin and still working at domino's for the past 20 years, for fucks sake get your life together"-DAD
TheRicM
Still wood
allforwon
Just said the same thing...fml.
Ezzybells
I live in Australia. I've never had a good pizza from Dominos. Very disappointing.
AndnowIwilltellyouwhyyourewrong
Yeah but it's 5 dollarydoos
Raeucherspeck
No one has. Jokes on us.
dirrrrtypop
This definitely isn't a Domino's Australia pizza. I wish.
Ezzybells
Yeah too many toppings and well cooked.
THCinPhD
DOMINOS IN WAHIAWA, HAWAII! Let's keep the locations going, where are you from?!
xheroth
Dominoes in London, UK. What's the weather like there?
THCinPhD
The weather is great, 55 is rare and average is about 75 even in the winter
xheroth
So 12.5C that's colder than I thought! It's 10C here but it's been overcast so it's warmer than usual. Rain as always. :)
abelincon56
There are dozens of us! Dozens;
ThatDiceGuy
Dare I say it? There's 42 of us. Only 42.
TheJmaN33
Rikimarudevil
Dozens plus one.
ICantFindAny
Yes
cheeseguy3412
The tingle of pineapple on your tongue is it digesting you. No one digests my pizza but me.
SomthingsGottaChange
Me too!
secretoaster
One of us. One of us.
GhostPoop
Pineapple and ham is soo good
MollyNapQueen
Those that don't like it are so weird. They're very vocal about how bad it is. Why not just ignore it and let people have their own opinion?
PoopholeAintALoophole
You guys do you, freaks of nature that you are!
TheBackgroundMan
*millions
cheeseguydudeman
fuck yeah
BrawndoTheThirstMutilatorIsWhatPlantsCrave
gave the 12 upvote, gotta have atleast a dozen
IWantToMakeCrazyScienceWithYou
Try pepperoni and pineapple, it's even better than ham and pineapple
insongwhang
Almost 5,5 million. That's the population of Finland.
xtremejakes
i like it even more with jalapeños
christiangoth
Fuck yeah! Me too!
xtremejakes
& now I want pizza dam u guys.
Expiredroses
Add some bacon too. Little bit salty, little bit sweet.
Tygersmiley
A baker's dozen though
JumballWotersun
A baker's dozen dough
starfish22
You glorious bastard! +1
Tygersmiley
You have bested me. I accept defeat.
JumballWotersun
miniondad
*stands* I too like pineapple on my pizza
OneUpperSteve
*claps* even anchovies. *sits back down*
miniondad
Sit down..... anchovies.... SMDH
OneUpperSteve
They're actually pretty good
miniondad
Loooooong ago I worked at Papa Johns and decided to try them..... not for me.