Oscarwildebastardson
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*her* oh my god this is why I fell in love.
*him* what the fuck did I get myself into.
Feb 28, 2017 3:57 PM
Oscarwildebastardson
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*her* oh my god this is why I fell in love.
*him* what the fuck did I get myself into.
Nuggzs
When my friend (male) got married, his vow was heartfelt, whereas hers was hilarious as fuck.
Ynigmatik
Shit I can't read
retgarr
Hello, brother in the stone faced guy's club. I bet people often ask him "are you angry?" until he is actually angry.
Johnhopkinsphoto
Smarttttttt
DougForcett
Him: "Come on! You studied Contract Law. There's an escape clause somewhere. Find it damnit."
BlandNotBoring
Women tend to write bigger, it also looks like his is multiple pages. So many sweet guys out there. Maybe he just isn't a crier!
whofuckingsaidthat
"My love for you is like a truck, Berserker! Would you like some makey fuck? Berserker!"
Rodeodoc
*him* Forsaking all others? WTF?
Attaroo
Dude is reading, 'love, honor and OBEY.'
jdecker45
..and you rambled on for 18 pages. FRONT AND BACK.
Juggernaughtty
I'd cry like a baby.
VSGH
Clearly he's a better writer, her work elicits no emotion.
TheRedBeniamin13
Lmao. This man has a bitch face.
JamesWonder
Why is there a door? My friend wants to know and I am far too tired to explain it to him.
retgarr
Traditional not to see the bride the day of the wedding before the ceremony. They are exchanging letters beforehand.
IMAFIRINMAHLAZAH
Maybe he just reads slower.
Josestorm05
"Crap I can't read" male.her " is this a joke?"
Schmedes
"I shouldn't have told her I can read"
commodore69
I find this comment to be better than the post
fullofwastedpotential
"I couldn't even write my vows, I had to get my buddy to do it for me"
ChickenChickenBurningBright
He's studying the fantasy football team his best man put together while the groom was getting ready.
TimoThreeOrFour
"Jesus, its so long... I have to read the whole thing, I guess... c'mon Drew, you'd be done by now if you'd just read and not bitched"
ilikeblondehair
I had to do a triple take to be sure that those were three separate picture of him
notgoingtoarrestyou
little does he know the path he took.
MundaneFinality
Since this is clearly professional photography, this is defibitely staged and directed by the photographer. They already has their //
MundaneFinality
// genuine moments together before the after-ceremony photoshoot.
iwasdoingfinelurking
She's got a note to read from; he needs a binder.
AlmaAdelier
That's a letter he's just folding the envelope behind it
TaddyBojangleConnoisseur
"I wish I married your sister"
derekjohn
Men write the romantic shit, women the contract law.
yehstan
"your*" - that guy, probably
fudgepuppyorangecake
You're*
TACOARMYWILLRISEANDGETYOURASSKICKED
"this girl's grammar is terrible, i have so much to do now!"
uberarticuno
My wife pulled out a note to read from for our vows. I didn't know that was an option and had to improvise. I am not a smart man.
candar
Ha!
Applepotamus
MinorityRetort
We memorized ours, she did great but half way through mine I leaned in to the pastor and said "LINE!"
uberarticuno
I wrote something morning of and tried to memorise it but completely forgot. She liked what I made up though so all was well.
SendMeAllTheMemes
hes reading everything he has ever done wrong in the last 5 years, a todo list, and a grocery shopping list.
jdpt
Marriage is spooky.
Krzyjoe
"But we've only known each other for 3..."
thingsivedoneforaklondikebar
This is an underrated Comment
H2Odk
18 pages. Front and back!
ontheceiling
BurtTurglar
You fell ASLEEEP?!?
4IMean5IMeanFIRE
FRONT AND BACK
OneSentenceOpinionGuy
I think it looks more like "frowning to hide the shivering lip" technique.
DreadFury
Or you could just bury it like all other weak emotions.
sandyman23
amarie911
Is... is that a thing?
amarie911
Wait... Never mind.. I just realized I did that the other night while at a musical...
howaboutnothankyouverymuch
It's almost like society has different standards for men v women publicly showing emotion and being sensitive....
Placentaur
I really wish it didn't have to be like that for so many men. Crying is important for emotional health imo
Malixet
Fun fact! Cultural pressure aside, crying can also be more difficult to do on testosterone than estrogen! Source: myself and trans friends.
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SlicedSides
Why? I'm sure she hates that. People like it when you show that you care, not bury emotions.
JarlPastrami
For posterity
MrxFoster
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-diau1UxLc
NanoSwarmer
You act as if we don't have decades of experience in covering up our emotions for both societal and personal reasons.
RuCathyes
This man speaks a sad truth
Wolfyboy
As a very emotional man who only opens up to my girlfriend, society sees me as weak. And a easy way to stop crying is to look annoyed
nopicklespls
Its ok to cry~ as long as you dont use it to be emotionally manipulative. And its at an appropriate venue.
Wolfyboy
You say that as if I can control it xD usually I have a pretty good wall for it, but when she's around it all comes crashing down
Osarphi
No no. The secret, is to be annoyed that you are crying. There, the solution is the problem.
mallywanders
As someone who has tried that, I can tell you it doesn't work. Though anxiety crying with added in self frustration has gotten me quite a
Wolfyboy
Just bottle it all up and become an emotional husk of a man like my father and become adverse to sentiment? Ill pass friendobxD