Reading vows groom and bride.

Feb 28, 2017 3:57 PM

Oscarwildebastardson

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*her* oh my god this is why I fell in love.

*him* what the fuck did I get myself into.

When my friend (male) got married, his vow was heartfelt, whereas hers was hilarious as fuck.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Shit I can't read

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello, brother in the stone faced guy's club. I bet people often ask him "are you angry?" until he is actually angry.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Smarttttttt

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Him: "Come on! You studied Contract Law. There's an escape clause somewhere. Find it damnit."

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Women tend to write bigger, it also looks like his is multiple pages. So many sweet guys out there. Maybe he just isn't a crier!

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

"My love for you is like a truck, Berserker! Would you like some makey fuck? Berserker!"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*him* Forsaking all others? WTF?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dude is reading, 'love, honor and OBEY.'

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

..and you rambled on for 18 pages. FRONT AND BACK.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'd cry like a baby.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Clearly he's a better writer, her work elicits no emotion.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Lmao. This man has a bitch face.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why is there a door? My friend wants to know and I am far too tired to explain it to him.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Traditional not to see the bride the day of the wedding before the ceremony. They are exchanging letters beforehand.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe he just reads slower.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Crap I can't read" male.her " is this a joke?"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I shouldn't have told her I can read"

9 years ago | Likes 134 Dislikes 0

I find this comment to be better than the post

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I couldn't even write my vows, I had to get my buddy to do it for me"

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's studying the fantasy football team his best man put together while the groom was getting ready.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Jesus, its so long... I have to read the whole thing, I guess... c'mon Drew, you'd be done by now if you'd just read and not bitched"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I had to do a triple take to be sure that those were three separate picture of him

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

little does he know the path he took.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since this is clearly professional photography, this is defibitely staged and directed by the photographer. They already has their //

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

// genuine moments together before the after-ceremony photoshoot.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She's got a note to read from; he needs a binder.

9 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

That's a letter he's just folding the envelope behind it

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I wish I married your sister"

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Men write the romantic shit, women the contract law.

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

"your*" - that guy, probably

9 years ago | Likes 146 Dislikes 2

You're*

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"this girl's grammar is terrible, i have so much to do now!"

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

My wife pulled out a note to read from for our vows. I didn't know that was an option and had to improvise. I am not a smart man.

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Ha!

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

We memorized ours, she did great but half way through mine I leaned in to the pastor and said "LINE!"

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I wrote something morning of and tried to memorise it but completely forgot. She liked what I made up though so all was well.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hes reading everything he has ever done wrong in the last 5 years, a todo list, and a grocery shopping list.

9 years ago | Likes 907 Dislikes 20

Marriage is spooky.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

"But we've only known each other for 3..."

9 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

This is an underrated Comment

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

18 pages. Front and back!

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You fell ASLEEEP?!?

9 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

FRONT AND BACK

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I think it looks more like "frowning to hide the shivering lip" technique.

9 years ago | Likes 370 Dislikes 9

Or you could just bury it like all other weak emotions.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is... is that a thing?

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Wait... Never mind.. I just realized I did that the other night while at a musical...

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

It's almost like society has different standards for men v women publicly showing emotion and being sensitive....

9 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 4

I really wish it didn't have to be like that for so many men. Crying is important for emotional health imo

9 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Fun fact! Cultural pressure aside, crying can also be more difficult to do on testosterone than estrogen! Source: myself and trans friends.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago (deleted Nov 21, 2020 10:11 AM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Why? I'm sure she hates that. People like it when you show that you care, not bury emotions.

9 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 12

For posterity

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You act as if we don't have decades of experience in covering up our emotions for both societal and personal reasons.

9 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 3

This man speaks a sad truth

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

As a very emotional man who only opens up to my girlfriend, society sees me as weak. And a easy way to stop crying is to look annoyed

9 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 2

Its ok to cry~ as long as you dont use it to be emotionally manipulative. And its at an appropriate venue.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You say that as if I can control it xD usually I have a pretty good wall for it, but when she's around it all comes crashing down

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No no. The secret, is to be annoyed that you are crying. There, the solution is the problem.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

As someone who has tried that, I can tell you it doesn't work. Though anxiety crying with added in self frustration has gotten me quite a

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just bottle it all up and become an emotional husk of a man like my father and become adverse to sentiment? Ill pass friendobxD

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