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Oct 17, 2016 6:20 PM
charlesismyninja
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OverLander54
The movie is called Tusk. It's a wonderful comedy.
craftycommando
This coming from the most fucked up movie ive ever seen.
ACEPILOT666
Candians can get sad. Just ask them about their chances at a Stanley Cup :p
thebillyofthewest
No
justjoshincartoons
WHAT THE FLIP. TUSK MESSED ME UP IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE...IT'S BACK TO HAUNT ME. GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHYYY
stfenwick
Honestly thought that was David Schwimmer in the second image. Justin Long you little menace!
Drhuh
As a Canadian, I can verify this wholeheartedly
zombehtodd
Just me or did he REALLY age terribly rather quickly?
yoandhello
As a Canadian, life can suck sometimes. I'm blue...
VulpesIncendium
da ba dee da ba die
yoandhello
If I were green, I would die*
Marlinisgreat
That is Harley from Epic Mealtime
UndercoverEvil
I still haven't seen Tusk but I remember this quote from Smodcast
FurryBabiez
This movie Fucked. Me. Up.
TheREALRoadWarrior
This movie was very strange. I've seen Eraserhead, but this... this...
TreeDude420Man
I struggle to belief there is weirder stuff out there than Eraserhead.
craftycommando
https://media.giphy.com/media/12pwEVqUn2n5Ti/giphy.gif
catkidney
lovely movie
TimeFoDat
I dunno, Pitbulls are probably pretty fucking sad in some parts of Canada right now. They do shitty stuff too just like us Americans.
KnobbyMcGherkin
Tusk... I don't even know what to say about this movie.
TheBentPianist
Sauce boss https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDijrBIMN1M
anusquote
Thank-you
delightedsalmon
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Heckstick
Tusk was such a fun whacky movie
Gwimyeon
Who's on your money?
SlightlySorryCanadian
Except when it comes to Toronto's sports teams, they make me sad. The Jays , the Leafs, so blue.
roflsnake
Jays are good man
Simcoe
I think he's referring to their colours not mood. After all. Argos are the double blue. ...the Raptors had to be a bit different with purple
DargonBall
Canada has plenty of sadness. Like the fact that their upcoming generation of hockey players is disappointing. And that's all they have
zerohour95
Yeah, that McDavid kid's a real disappointment
DargonBall
Yeah, I bet he is good enough to keep an entire country the best in the world
charlesismyninja
That doesn't make a Canadian sad, it makes them go "fuckin eh bud" which, is anger
geauxaway
Fucking eh right we do bud
ThaddeusHamlet
Which is funny because that's also a greeting... and a way of saying "nice one!"
charlesismyninja
Literally could be a response to anything, and as a Canadian, over used it for almost everything
ThaddeusHamlet
Fuckin eh bud. "Wanna smoke a dart?" Fuckin eh bud. "I'll take two." Fuckin eh bud! As a Canadian, I agree. (I don't smoke)
ThatFoodTruckGuy
As a Canadian who doesn't swear, I'm very limited on our slang sometimes.
charlesismyninja
Fuckin eh bud. I'm outa darts (I actually am out, and I even smoke Canadian classics)
clancysmum
Fuckin eh, bud. Jays aren't doing so hot either.
AskAnArch
is this from Tusk? He's pretty unhappy most of this movie.
min8tve
I disagree ... https://youtu.be/fvKs7NgvOlI
drazk
That movie scarred me....never ever watch that movie.
SquawkBoxIT
I actually heard the Canadian accent when reading this and adding "eh" to the end of every slide +1 for magic
milksteakandghouls
Please do not watch this film.
Sauroctonus
Your advice does not work if there is no name given for the film.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Tusk (2014) Mad doctor turns a guy into a walrus because he has emotional issues after his died.
butterection
Understandable if his died. If mine died, I'd not sure what I'd do. I didn't even know they could die.
AvsJoe
Please do not watch this film, Pretty in Pink.
ThaddeusHamlet
Somebody else mentioned it. Tusk.
ThaddeusHamlet
Why?
milksteakandghouls
It may never leave you.
ThaddeusHamlet
For me, that's a reason TO watch a film.
DickDastardly404
Long story short, a guy tries to turn Justin Long into a walrus via extensive non-consensual surgery. Based on a craigslist ad for a 1/2
DickDastardly404
spare room where a dude was offering a room free of charge if the tennant would pretend to be a walrus/ wear a walrus costume, catch 1.5/2
DickDastardly404
fish, make walrus noises etc for an hour a day. It's a comedy horror thing, but fucked up, regardless 2/2
ThaddeusHamlet
Okay. See now you have explained the nope factor. I'll add it to my nope list.
Pulseless
Jesus fucking Christ I thought you were kidding but I looked it up..
CherubCow
Such a sweet movie, <3
waxwingslain
Dude. Spoilers. I knew what happens but wanted to see the journey.
applejackcrunch
NO. No. NO. No. I wish I had never watched that movie because every time I see a walrus or hear 'walrus' THAT IS ALL I CAN THINK OF.
CherubCow
lol. Some things cannot be unseen XD
TurtBurglar
NOOOOOO SPOILERS!
Tenrakk
what's the movie called?
ifidiotscouldflythisplacewouldbeanairport
IYELLEVERYTHING
WINNIE THE BISH!
LUCULOUS
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Itotallygetthatreference
You mean bat crap crazy movie. What did I watch? No idea but I recommended it to everyone i knew.
Timmy622
Tusk. Definitely worth the watch.
FullGrownChild
Hmmm
vomirrhea
This is in fact a trilogy
soulpinata
it's like 2 movies going on at the same time and i cant understand either of them
ProbablyHot
I thought this was from that movie. I havent seen it yet, but i saw The Nerd review it & it looked insane
silverbean
It was a weird one. Kevin Smith, you lovable nerd freak hero, but Tusk was just so fucking weird.
iamlunasol
Itsy bitsy spiderrrrr...
FrecklesIRL
The preview was so disturbing. I can't handle it.
FightMeMrTusk
Such a crazy good movie. I quote it so often lol
Notsud
Don't do it! I was getting paid to watch this movie and is still like the top 2 wastes of my time. I would literally watch paint dry Instead
iggyface
You're a damn, dirty liar.
rePete01
Hey you, yeah you with the face! Read this sometime in the near future and watch this movie.
ThaddeusHamlet
I shall not. I have been forewarned.
ThaddeusHamlet
I shall. I hear it's about walruses?
clancysmum
I find Kevin Smith's love affair with Canada to be endearing and amusing. Tusk was fucking weird as hell tho.
SomeoneSaidTrueLoveIsDead
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rulitoo
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SocietyOfSensation
it is fucking weird
Alascalamari
I felt sick after watching it.
KomodoKill
Loved it. So weird. So good
congealedcarrots
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jesscass3
Fucked me up. Thought "WHAT IF THAT WAS ME" forever.
FireBreathingFerret
YES. So good
MadVillainousDave
Don't trust Timmy.
therealtexas
TIMMEH!
Timmy622
Where in Texas?
Timmy622
Aww
Staxcellence
I hope my +1 helps to save just one person from this movie. Godspeed.
thefaceparade
It's so gooooooooood in such a baaaaaaaaad way.
AtmosphericPhysicist
If you can handle pretty messed up movies - I can't, and I find it was a mistake for me to have seen it.
Kamina90
Right there with you. Waste of time, and not the good kind of wasting.
GuyPrice
Downloaded it by a mistake from torrents, without reading the description. The worst movie I have ever saw, didn't watch it till the end.
Millsslslsls
agreed, watch the johnny depp bits on youtube and leave the mental trauma out.
PaigeTurner777
I love him so much for doing this movie.
lillyvanders
Definitely not worth the watch. Still have nightmares and can't look at a single walrus anymore! Terrifying!!!
Timmy622
How about Justin Long?
lillyvanders
He did a good job acting in the movie. Honestly I hated the ending. I really didn't get the point.
Timmy622
Yeah I did feel the ending could have gone differently. But what do I know? I'm not a filmoligist
lillyvanders
Well neither am I. I just love to watch movies. :)
AahzAndArthurDent
Massive Kevin Smith fan, still gotta see Yoga Hosers.
zerohour95
I got to see Yoga Hosers when Smith was touring it, it was so bizarre and I loved every minute of it. I think it's available on Netflix
Timmy622
Been waiting to! Excited to see it.
aptatlas
Have you seen the trailer. It's like someone ate Clerk's shit, then shit that out, and spread it over moldy bread for your viewing pleasure.
AahzAndArthurDent
I don't watch trailers.
aptatlas
In this case you might want to. Once you see it you'll know I didn't steer you wrong. I'm a Smith fan by the way so I'm not just knocking it
AugustusWest
Is that the Epic Mealtime Guy?
Idiotcommentsforidiotpeopleaboutidiottasksonidiotthreadidiot
Harvey Quinn if my memory is correct
Skigz91
Your memory, alas, is not.
Reyndeer
Lee Harvey Oswald
SlotinsDemon
Didn't he make a cameo in The Big Short? The scene with Selena Gomez.
jo3v
Everytime this is reposted, someone always askes. You werent searching for an answer were you?
orgeezuz
RichardPOsterior
I love this episode!
Hewhoseesall
yep
ElectricMarley
Harvey!
csilver24
Harley
ElectricMarley
Knew I had it wrong, haven't watched the channel in years
csilver24
Neither have I, but he seems to show up in a lot of other channels I watch, like RocketJump or Corridor Digital
ItsActuallyDavidNow
You bet your delicious asshole it is!
LargeHoman
Yeah, somehow his heart hasn't exploded yet
urohpls
He's gotten a lot healthier. They talked about it on PKA #300
Okiegoon
Saw a pic of him the other day I think on twitter. Dude is buff as fuck now.
LargeHoman
Muscle size has nothing to do with clogged up arteries though. Hope the dudes cut back a bit at least, he seems like a cool guy.
Okiegoon
Yeah, I bet they wasted a lot of that though. Still a ton of grease/fat but figure a cheat meal or whatever. They're young, YOLO or whatevs
Introv2
Bacon lord
officialcaptainkirk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFYdhYwC4Gg
oakestradamus
No, that's Beard Lightyear
BeerBatteredandBold
The sauce boss himself.
randybobandy7
Gay bacon strips
ImortalCow
Bacon strips,
TheComradeStalin
sauuuuus baaaauusss
gregscorpse
Yup. He comes shopping with his gf at the store I work at sometimes :) He's really tall.
gregscorpse
Yup. He comes shopping with his gf at the store I work at sometimes :) He's really tall.
CoffeeTrampTossBitch
I had no idea he was doing TV now. Huh
iwonderhowlongofausernameicanmakeiguessthislongapparentlyits63
He's also in Video Game High School
ksherretz
This is a movie. Not a television show. just fyi.
JustinSaneFire
Shit he had an epic meal time tv show for some time I'm not sure if it's still around
ItsColderHere
Exactly the first thing that came into my mind
Joshua221b
"Jack Dagnals Sauce!"
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
ANDBACONSTRIPSANDBACONSTRIPSANDBACONSTRIPS
Dahlerbill
The sows BOSS.
Capone184
WE GETTIN DRUNK OFF PAHNGKAKES!!
TehSeksyManz
+1 for PAHNGKAKES
TehSeksyManz
It's "SQUAK" smart!
MeatSackOfWater
More like Epic Beardtime Guy
Bobsbullshit
Harley Morenstein, most definitely. And Justin Long, if I'm not mistaken
TheRealBrebby
CORRECT SIR!!
fucckubus
and Harley has recently gotten fit as FUCK. Way to go, that guy.
tenderape
According to himself he's getting fat again. As of today.
fucckubus
I imagine that probably comes with the job. If he's still doing epic mealtime, that is.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
Harvey
literallymike
Yep. The one that does anti smoking ads but cooks POUNDS of bacon into everything.
ShitSampleFiend
Bacon is good for you so it makes sense.
SnackMasterRanger
OH NOOO!!!!
literallymike
I know, right?!
AfroSamuraiRM
This is stupid. You're stupid.
literallymike
Hahaha! If you say so.
AfroSamuraiRM
Yeah, that's the idea.
literallymike
Well good luck with everything.
ASkeletonPictureEverydayInOctober
Yes
AugustusWest
Thanks. I'll go check out your picture for today.
Muttons1337
Also, if you're interested, this movie involves Justin Long transforming into a Walrus. Movie is "Tusk" IIRC.
ASkeletonPictureEverydayInOctober
Thanks!
grimmnir
Thanks
LordWakabala
you're welcome
LordWakabala
You're welcome
iggiy32
Is this from that or is the sauce different?
ASkeletonPictureEverydayInOctober
I think that's a different sauce
Gingrvitis
I think it's that creepy Walrus movie.
BeerBatteredandBold
You're a creepy walrus movie!
quikling
No, that's Principal Calhoun.
TurdQuadratic
It's all about the game.
JasonasB
Igotthatreference.gif
lessthanadequate
I get your refrence
Ryykur
Merry Leetmas!
tubacca123
MLGBONGRIPZ
"Are you there Brian D?"
slugonion
The Law will crush Brian D!
MLGBONGRIPZ
Law ready for this?!
tubacca123
turbofang
I don't know, Sum 41 told me they have a pretty high suicide rate in Canada
SIDERIS
For a long time, there was a lot of suicides in Québec, the french talking province of Canada. Now it's a lot better
FamousOnce
Yeah, NZ is statistically high too.
JupiterJedi
How about we just all go to the mall, today?
superfat2009
It's all the people in like Nunavut who get no sun
suhhhhdude
Statistically the happier countries have the highest suicide rates because depression is worse when everyone else around you is happy.
warick
Or maybe their parameters for measuring "happy" are poorly chosen.
Dhaor
Is this true??
suhhhhdude
Yes. In the developed world at least, this is a real correlation.
Dhaor
I'd love the sauce, please?
suhhhhdude
Watched a video on it but can't find it. Here's an article on it though https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2011/04/110421082641.htm
krapmyself
No, in canada, suicide is just the ultimate gesture of "sorry".
CerebrawlHemmorage
"If you kill yourself, you win" - Justin Trudeau, probably.
Ryebread91
That's deeper than the tap to get maple syrup
ihatewarmpickles
Sorry for existing eh? Gonna off myself now, sorry
proileri
Isn't it the same in Japan?
TheMagicalMushroom
If your talking about Sepuku then it's kind of is yeah. Samurai did it because either they wanted an honorable death instead of falling 1/2
TheMagicalMushroom
Into enemy hands or because they failed their masters or shamed them selves 2/2
ThatPersonStalkingYou
You're jumping to weird conclusionss. Japan stereotypically has a high suicide rate due to a high pressure society. Not sure how high tho.
reaperhead
Suicide rates have increased by 300% in North America and is the 2nd leading cause of death in Canada
goldie911
PERFECTION IS MY DIRECTION
P51VoxelTanker
EVEN IF THAT'S ALL I HAD
TheMorganism
There is high suicide rates in every northern country, sometimes the 24 hour darkness and the freezing cold gets the best of you.
umikaloo
My dad told me about a time where someone in Pangnirtung froze to death crossing the street.
TechnicolorCheeseWedge
As an Alaskan, can confirm.
WarningThisElectricianMayShockYou
Nah it's not Canada as a whole, it's the reserves and certain places.
giitsok
Don't blanket statement reserves though. Some are really horrible but the one I'm from was bad for a big but it bounced back for awhile too
lainie
In BC, it's the low wages and climbing living costs. I've been desperately trying to find a third job. If that doesn't make you consider...
Brokehungryandalone
Hell ya sisters below the poverty line and I'm flat broke hears to small towns in bc
legacyweaver
Isn't Vancouver one of the most expensive places to live? That's really sad, such a nice place, and no other real alternatives...
legacyweaver
I assumed incorrectly, you're inland, but still. :( Wish America didn't suck so bad, it'd be nice to actually recommend moving here.
giitsok
Can confirm. I make decent pay. Yet my rent is ridiculous same with day care costs. It's a decent city though. Great transit lol
legacyweaver
Seemed lovely when I passed through, but I was always on my way to or from Alaska, I never got to really explore. Sorry it's so expensive :(
giitsok
Very very expensive to do the tourist route as well. The fun sights in the city are usually pretty pricey but it is a great city
jamieobear
On many of our Native reserves we outrank most places for suicide, yeah.
dontmakemepierceyourguav
There are Native reserves in Canada? I'm from a colonised country (South Africa)and apparently don't know how prevalent those are elsewhere.
PotatoIsland
A lot of canadians I know (mainly Manitoba/winnepeg region) seem to have an intense hatred for natives is that common in the rest of Canada?
AlGur
I notice that in Alberta and eastcourse.
giitsok
However, in Vancouver a lot of people ask if I'm part Asian instead. *shrugs*
bv310
Depends on the area and what the situation on local reserves is like. Manitoba is probably the worst I've ever seen.
giitsok
Native here.... Depends. Bigger areas like Vancouver it's not as bad. Rural BC it's kind of bad. I hate going to Ab, Sk and Mb though
ImSorryFriend
As a whitey from Sask, it's so bad. Growing up surrounded with racism it's easy to just go along with it. I'm so sorry.
giitsok
Don't be sorry. Lol should read the comments from my other thread in here what a guy thinks native people receive. It's misinformation
jamieobear
I think veins of racism run deep in every primarily white community. Rather than address the issue it's far easier to dismiss them as bad.
thedarkcanuck
The living conditions in most of those reserves are absolutely horrible, and most Canadians hardly even know about it
NoForethought
We know about it and we're working on it. Liberal gov we have now should help
giitsok
Liberal gov is a little better than the conservatives. But they think throwing money at it will make it better.
strawberryblonder
Do a post!
TrueNorthernLights
A lot know about it, and protest, but still nothing gets done :(
FurBurgerHelper
Same in the US
thedarkcanuck
Love the name, btw
TheNewestTubeGuy
Hardly? Maybe older adults but for the first 8 years of my education I have only learned about the first Nations in history class.
WarningThisElectricianMayShockYou
I'm Canadian and it seems basically everyone I know knows about the horrible situations. Big part of it is the corruption on the reserves.
rudestcanadian
Thank you!
giitsok
Not entirely. All reserves are pretty crappy but going way back when the government 1st imposed these. Trust me natives didn't want welfare
WarningThisElectricianMayShockYou
I mean yeah. But when the Chiefs are getting $400k+ plus more under the table that doesn't help
maxalaxa
Ya free stuff isn't great...maybe they could I dunno get jobs and not drink all day
pugs911
Exactly.
giitsok
Hey you racist twat waffle. I'm sick of these kinds of comments by idiots. I don't try so hard to have ass hats like you to shit on my kind
thedarkcanuck
As spoken by someone who has never been in that situation
giitsok
They don't have to be in any kind of situation to never understand. Pure ignorance and troll. That's all it is. I'm sick of racist comments
pugs911
Yeah, I'd hate to get government handouts for no work, spend it on myself, then complain that it wasn't enough in order to get more free $
giitsok
Now listen here you little shit. Don't be ignorant. I pay my goddamn taxes, work, take care of my kid, I don't drink and I'm educated.
maxalaxa
Did ya enjoy that free education or no?
MandaloreTheODST
+1 and power to you, that being said it's undeniable that there is at least a minority that the stereotypes are applicable too BUT,
geauxaway
You clearly don't live in a place with a high aboriginal population of you truly believe that stereotype
maxalaxa
North ontario chum. I see it all too often. I know it's nice to live in a world where everyone is a victim but that's not the case
WarningThisElectricianMayShockYou
As someone from rural saskatchewan surrounded by native reserves, it's actually spot on.