ActionJohnnie

343608 pts · September 26, 2015


Existence is finite. Joy needs no defense. Nathan Pyle

Thankfully Alec Baldwin was not the armorer.

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Fat suit for full effect

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Onion, belt, style, time for his cognitive test.

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Has she learned her lesson? No.

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That’s why it gets bigger

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Bison, Bacon, but my favorite is Action so my username checks out.

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Get the funk out

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Our Teri comrade

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Now I want a vindaloo

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Philippines declared an emergency yesterday

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Chinatown is assho

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Check the testicles on the back of the truck

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The answer to “who hurt you, yogurt?”.

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I see why they didn’t float.

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This came out of left field

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Clyde

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And shits himself. Repeatedly

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That’s great

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Super sarcasm../s

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So, no change?

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When he goes

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Everyone with functional brains knows what is going on.

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The terrorists:

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Start calling him Pocahontas

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Was it made in Greece?

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Good question. As I understand it, helium and lead are a byproduct of the degradation of uranium and other radioactives. Helium is typically only present in large percentage in natural gas wells near these conditions. So when natural gas is collected, the helium is separated. There are not that many places on earth with those conditions. Qatar also has lots of natural gas.

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Shitposting is not a presidential responsibility

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It’s all Jets and no Sharks

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