The power to time travel, but only within n your lifetime and only on your birthday. Your birthday is on leap year and every time you use your power you age 10 years, that s shortening your life and the amount of birthdays you can jump to.
I want to either be able to make all the hair on my body disappear and reappear. Or be able to control some else’s hair so I can move their eyebrows around when they’re talking to someone.
The ability to stop time... But it stops for you too, so you aren't even aware of it. The ability to copy/syphon other powers, but you are the only one with a power. The ability to transform into rock, but it just makes you a statue and kills you. Cyclops but without immunity to kickback, so anytime you fire your eye beams it just shoves your eyes to the back of your skull. The ability to tell when a politician is lying.
That last one would be pretty useful, actually. I mean, sure, you're going to get a lot of positive hits, but eventually you're gonna find a psycho who doesn't lie running for office and that will make things very interesting.
I believe Bernie. I believe AOC and Roe Kahna. I believe Graham Platner and Kat Abughazaleh. I believe in the progressive because it has evidence and common sense behind it. And it's based on the ideals we claim to care about in this country.
richiWebKing
The power to time travel, but only within n your lifetime and only on your birthday. Your birthday is on leap year and every time you use your power you age 10 years, that s shortening your life and the amount of birthdays you can jump to.
seanyiu
My hindsight is already 20/20 so no need for other superpowers.
lightfoot2
Yes!
Sebastopol140
"Here I come to do nothing!!!" would be his theme song.
BlindGardener
The dreaded PANTS SHITTER. “Who shit my pants?!”
semiautonomicbiologicalunit
Congress Man
azazyel
michiyl
Trickle-Down Lad
ActionJohnnie
Super sarcasm../s
HuruinaInu
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3uhwzk
HuruinaInu
In an episode of "The Tick", he meets Sarcastro...
bumblebeezombie
I want to either be able to make all the hair on my body disappear and reappear. Or be able to control some else’s hair so I can move their eyebrows around when they’re talking to someone.
bumblebeezombie
Also thoughts and prayers man is a great choice.
DYLANLEE79
The ability to stop time... But it stops for you too, so you aren't even aware of it.
The ability to copy/syphon other powers, but you are the only one with a power.
The ability to transform into rock, but it just makes you a statue and kills you.
Cyclops but without immunity to kickback, so anytime you fire your eye beams it just shoves your eyes to the back of your skull.
The ability to tell when a politician is lying.
FishieStardust
Wait that third one could be useful
HuruinaInu
There is a character in DC Comics who can turn into a rock statue, and can't move when turned (but he is aware of his surroundings)
CyberHexx
That last one would be pretty useful, actually. I mean, sure, you're going to get a lot of positive hits, but eventually you're gonna find a psycho who doesn't lie running for office and that will make things very interesting.
DYLANLEE79
Really? Who would believe you?
CyberHexx
I believe Bernie. I believe AOC and Roe Kahna. I believe Graham Platner and Kat Abughazaleh. I believe in the progressive because it has evidence and common sense behind it. And it's based on the ideals we claim to care about in this country.
bumblebeezombie
I think the last one is pretty easy most of the time.
DYLANLEE79
Hence, useless.
bumblebeezombie
touché my friend
DYLANLEE79
Where should I touche you?