zapsmass

2653 pts ยท March 3, 2013


This is your public profile. Write something about yourself! "No"

Repeat after me: Klaatu Barada Niktu.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only three? It feels like an eternity.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a normal day on the 401 in Ajax.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

STOP RESISTING! STOP RESISTING!

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 3

The entire 80s?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Start making positive changes, work on your health and the rest will fall into place.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We promise that it happened, look at all of the evidence...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 6

Stories like this are why I dont trust.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kind of punishment would be suitable for destroying someones life? Not just a regular life though, the life of a millionaire athlete...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Too much bubbly and I go pee pee". Yolandi Visser

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oddly enough, my mom does this.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drop the iconic glasses, the eye shadow is a good look for you @mistersavage.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

$200 000! At least it isn't a child soldier.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Mentally challenged broccoli..."

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Smeg head.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

In his dress uniform?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There's this one Chinese food buffet in the middle of New Brunswick...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I just started using it. I'm gettin' pretty good too. Why does life always have to fuck with me?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

10 Run

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It wasn't my company, it wasn't my policy. Think much?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I'll have an lung butter burger with extra stud ranch dressing.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Mess with the bull...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My socks match. Good 'nuff.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I self medicate with something green. The depression is gone, productivity is way up but the anxiety is still there.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I quit in February. Now I'm trying to sell a book that I wrote. I love Mondays.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Put some carpet down. That's pretty slippery for wittle fluffy paws.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just watched The Accountant.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now take him to a safe place and give him the bomb back...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why do I keep coming back here? This hurts to see.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0