346 pts · June 26, 2015
No.
Doctor Who's new low-budget opening credits.
When you sneeze and it tries to escape.
I fear this will be me travelling.
Small world!
Yes! :D
Pfft, that's nothing. I've dated guys who's names I don't even know.
That's fuckin' teamwork!
Buy her a bigger canvas.
Amazing.
'Just dwell on it until it makes you crazy and results in a MURDER!'
Wood You Look At That
What a sweet guy.
So, you live alone?
Me and Greg are having a baby. We are Gregnant!
Aaaaand now I want bacon...
Is it not.
That's ruff.
Neat. The government should get in on this too.
BRB, having a seizure.
Ancient bread on a string! Genius.
Of course I do.
I made this mistake also, and got called out on it.
Nah, I used to do that but I still turned out stupid.
It depends who you're talking to. Older/ £stable people may be better off, but younger people are disadvantaged and concerned.
Well, I just got 20% gayer.
He should just look at the person tipping the cup over, like we look at cats. "You did that on purpose. Asshole.'
England only criminalised marital rape in 1991, it's campaigns like this that get it done. Such a good effort, I really hope it works.
+1 for the Royal Mail joke.
Tortoise with a foot fetish.
Doctor Who's new low-budget opening credits.
When you sneeze and it tries to escape.
I fear this will be me travelling.
Small world!
Yes! :D
Pfft, that's nothing. I've dated guys who's names I don't even know.
That's fuckin' teamwork!
Buy her a bigger canvas.
Amazing.
'Just dwell on it until it makes you crazy and results in a MURDER!'
Wood You Look At That
What a sweet guy.
So, you live alone?
Me and Greg are having a baby. We are Gregnant!
Aaaaand now I want bacon...
Is it not.
That's ruff.
Neat. The government should get in on this too.
BRB, having a seizure.
Ancient bread on a string! Genius.
Of course I do.
I made this mistake also, and got called out on it.
Nah, I used to do that but I still turned out stupid.
It depends who you're talking to. Older/ £stable people may be better off, but younger people are disadvantaged and concerned.
Well, I just got 20% gayer.
He should just look at the person tipping the cup over, like we look at cats. "You did that on purpose. Asshole.'
England only criminalised marital rape in 1991, it's campaigns like this that get it done. Such a good effort, I really hope it works.
+1 for the Royal Mail joke.
Tortoise with a foot fetish.