MRW someone calls me a whore on the internet

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I wouldn't give him my cheeseburger

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Gump

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'I didn't even want the turkey anyway!'

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Tree litter

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Just bootyful

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Professor Whiskers is displeased with your efforts

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MRW my friends hear me drunkenly stumbling around.

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MRW no-one thinks I'm funny...

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MRW I'm the spare wheel on my two best friends' double dates

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