My nickname is "The Girthquake" I drink Jameson, like a boss. I have perfected the "dad bod", which is working out, and simultaneously eating high octane dog shit. I am an expert Pokémon trainer. I am an expert titty wrangler. I am certified in over 6 ethnicities. Video games are life. I literally play everything. Batman is the greatest superhero. If you are reading this, you are obligated to send me das boobs. This is mandatory.
Hulu. Assuming it hasn't been removed. But, within the past year, I've binged it on Hulu.
For a sort-of "Break the Bat" story, that ends kind of unexpectedly, read the 75 part "Gotham Knights" series. Good from start to finish.
"Hello, I'm Chris Hansen with Dateline NBC."
Sure, a kid does 30 speed and he's all cool and shit. I do 30 speed, and I'm an "addict" who just had a "heart attack". Society is so jaded.
That's why AAFES stands for Asian-American Foreign Exchange Service
To be fair, he didn't actually strip off all of their faces. It was a ruse to drive Batman mad. Under the bandages everything was normal.
For a quick second, I read "Put a cigarette in their purses" as "Put a cigarette in their pussies", and was confused. I'm disabled....
.....so stay away from school zones, got it.
Invisibility and X-Ray Vision. I would be called "Peeping Tom".
I've been part of a unit that dropped over 5000 bombs in 6 months, on both terrain and personnel. The MOAB had exponentially less impact.
I hate my wife! And her boyfriend too!
The National Guard falls under individual states.
The only time a chick will fall for a guy with a fedora, is when he pulls a soaked rag off of her mouth
Also, he appears on Joe Rogans podcast a few times. Always hilarious. Especially when Tom brings up 'Throatzilla'.
Outside Man......
Frig off Randy, or I'll pull out my my nightcrawler and drag it on your face and leave a slimey trail.
Doug Dimmadang. Home of the Dimmsdale Dimmadang.
You don't want to know what I came in today......
And mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. What's your point?
You talking about the whore that bangs everybody? She gave me 1 star!
Unless your potential parent is Madonna....
I do nazi the humor in this. Anne Frankely, it's a little out of Mein Kampfort zone.
You know what, you got me, you made the best point. Move my gavel over to your side.
Not going to lie, I was trying to figure out what a "rock turban" was, until I re-read your statement a few times. I'm mildly retarded...
*Beige
(2) or the cops, I was going to physically and verbally assault them to death. Luckily for them, I never got a phone call.
I always let my troops drink. I just brief them before each weekend, to "enjoy themselves", but if I get a phone call from the shirt (1)
Had a Capt Poon when I was in Germany. He had a work cell phone, and whenever he answered it, would say "Go for Poon".
So...uh...wanna be my Secret Santa?
.....or those of us in Wink......