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lavalamptattoo
So many gems in here
hellement
The only time a chick will fall for a guy with a fedora, is when he pulls a soaked rag off of her mouth
theniddy
Those stock photos are depressing
Ednadxd
So you need to become Liberace. Or Ric Flair. ==> http://imgur.com/user/Jamarce
chrisking3455
Holy shit, the cleverbot one. I did it to see what it would say and this happened
blackbenetavo
As an adult who smokes just enough weed after work to be comfortably high, these "I was so high, I..." stories just don't resonate anymore.
firefractal
Googled "A former power ranger". From 7 days ago: latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-power-rangers-actor-sentencing-20170330-story.html
DerpMeister
Regarding the Trojan horse: It was made by the greeks as a tribute to the greek godess Athena to plea for a safe journey home 1/
DerpMeister
2/ The Trojans took the horse in to deny the greeks their wish and instead draw Athena's favor on them.
toshirosan
Kid can't even differentiate between a Trilby and Fedora
TotteKaiju
"Cerial"
Kyurias
My conure turns into a herron when she sees us enter the house w/ food or leave the kitchen w/ anything in hand.
karicake
#7 Except that the Trojan horse was given TO Troy by the Greeks, not the other way around...
FoxySpirit
It wasn't given https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Horse
zombbre23
The first one. I'll be running down the white marble steps with one tear in my eye and a silk handkerchief with my initials on it.
DarthVaderYouHater
#1 Or if you are Ric Flair. WOO!
CorgiCircus
shdwklown
Anyone else read #2 in Donkey's voice?
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Historian wrote a fiction that suggested the walls of Troy were damaged by an earthquake, and the Trojan Horse was just sickness & disease.
BumbleBeeBeardedGingerBear
Went on to suggest Helen never went to Troy, if she even existed, and it was a power play by Agamemnon for their port. Jodi Taylor.
KatHadAStroke
http://imgur.com/aeHjLzi
MindlessJellyfish
thissucksman
I really want to see emperor palpatine edited in after the first line now.
RedgarRedbeard
this makes me very uncomfortable. +1
TheyCallMeATree
Bob Ross makes it looks like he ruins paintings when he does shit like this, then minutes later its a masterpiece
realscrumpysteve
I'm mildly infuriated, honestly.
TechnicallyRight
I have a few questions....
TechnicallyRight
You? Real bob Ross painting ruined? How? Who? Those are a few of the questions I have.
IBeatOffToKittenVideos
The polish flag is upside down that's Monacos flag...
HealyFealy
It's a joke of the comic.
flounder35
#7 Ffs it was the greeks that left the wooden horse. The trojans brought it into troy because they thought it was a sacrifice to Posiden.
flounder35
read several books that are collectively the Illiad asshole tumbler fuck
Chagum
That Trojan horse one is giving me a stress migraine. THE TROJANS WERE GIVEN THE FUCKING HORSE BY THE GREEKS YOU BENT FORK.
FoxySpirit
Given? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trojan_Horse
dfearghaill
THE GODS WERE GIVEN THE HORSE AND THE TROJANS THOUGHT LOL NO WE'LL TAKE IT AND GIVE IT TO THE GODS AND TAKE CREDIT FOR IT
ijoinedtoupvotestuff
I'm old. Can someone young explain this emo 'rawr' shit to me? You'll get an elderly approving nod for your troubles - and an upvote.
ItsOnlyMilky
It's kinda weird, it's from the early Instant messenger culture, they thought it was cute make animal noises. Most of them were like 14 1/2
ItsOnlyMilky
So they were hardly experienced with people. Late 2000s / Early 2010s emo culture was weird. 2/2
ijoinedtoupvotestuff
AuroroA7918
Any boob is good one at a time. It's when you get the pair together that there can be problems. #whywomencantbefriendswitheachother
liseh
All boobs are good boobs. It's not their fault if they get used for evil
AuroroA7918
Truth.
johnnyratbastard
Can I get a link to that fedora Pinterest page m'lady?
Fuzzytheone
I'm sorry buddy I don't have the link anymore. I do remember it being pretty bland if that helps at all. My apologies.
indrada3290609
Why does America always wear sunglasses in the Poland balls comic
GrimDarkRealities
The way I heard it, inner demons make him attack Mexico unless he wears them, and I am too lazy to find the comic of this.
TheNeoteric
I think it signifies the "deal with it" attitude that the USA has in world affairs.
rileydelete
This comic explains it:
ttosca
That's not really an explanation.
ThatOneDemon
Because the sun looks brighter from the moon
StonerCatJay
Because it's badass
wellthisjustgotinteresting
Because America is that guy who always wears sunglasses inside.
SchrodingersCat270
And at night!
RoutemasterFlash
Because AMEEERICA, FUCK YEAH!!!!
onepinksheep
That's a motherfuckin' trilby, you turnip. Stop ruining the good name of fedoras.
RoutemasterFlash
OK, someone spotted this before me. But well spotted, all the same. It's an important point.
dfearghaill
Pretty sure there's no good name to ruin
onepinksheep
cAsEsEnSiTiViTy
The Trojan horse was not made by the Trojans. It was made so the Greeks could get into Troy and kill the Trojans.
BigOldMoonFace
this annoyed me too. +1
CrazyCatLad
Yeah Agamem-None of that was correct!
dfearghaill
also it wasn't presented as a gift to them, it was an offering to the gods and the Trojans thought they were clever by trying to steal it
Frozenpasties
"Hahaha, goteem!" -Gary, two hours before getting stabbed to death by Greeks.
karicake
They weren't trying to steal it. They were tricked by a Greek, Sinon, that if they didn't take it, Troy would be destroyed (source: Aeneid)
dfearghaill
The Aeneid is basically fanfiction though
dfearghaill
like, Augustus paid Virgil to write a totally sweet sequel to the Iliad to make his family seem extra cool and important
MrScud
#1 women get all the cool clothing. I want some long coats and capes and wizard robes and shit
sh1eldbearer
So you need to become Liberace. Or Ric Flair.
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Be a pimp
PurplePixieUK
Join a prog band.
slapmychipsup
I've been saying that for years. They get the best God damn shoes.
ButteryBagels
You can wear robes and dresses and stuff if you want man, you do you
MrScud
I dont want dresses I just want awesome looking shit to wear
raindirve
check out musterbrand, geeky af but they have some pretty cool stuff
MrScud
https://us.musterbrand.com/en/brands/warhammer/commissar-2222.html
MrScud
youre the best
RosegoldEverything
Bruh who says you need titties to wear fancy robes? Go get one and post pics of yourself being fancy.
BillBraskyisasonofabitch
What do you think?
RosegoldEverything
Sexy af.
RosegoldEverything
Catherine D'lish has a gorgeous line of them; I think that's actually one of hers in the pic - http://boudoirbydlish.bigcartel.com
Aysling
It costs $550 and can you imagine how hard it would be to clean?! Either hand wash or dry clean only, and it drags on the floor. Nightmare!
DrunkSnowWhite
Having trouble finding the wizard robes
Sneakyfish
Huh. Those pants are silk and modal. Would never buy them myself, but damn, they gotta be comfy.
DaymanUHAHUHFighteroftheNightmanUHAHUHChampionoftheSunUHAHUH
"You have an below average IQ..."
Pikachoochoo
The b is silent
CanadianFurr
a*
vidmagnuson
Well it wasn't wrong.
StudiumScientiae
*avarage
thesplashingblumpkins
Sic
CanadianFurr
average*
ourlordshrek
you aren't living up to your name.
dankmemesnsteelbeams
*avarage
DaymanUHAHUHFighteroftheNightmanUHAHUHChampionoftheSunUHAHUH
Haha! It's worse than I thought.
StonerCatJay
They're just speaking in a launguage someone with an IQ of 85 can understand
Ohgodtheyrealltaken
I've actually checked out the test on the site, it's fake. Five trick questions that you can retake easily. It's meant to make you-
Ohgodtheyrealltaken
- look dumb if you share it with your friends.