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Jan 26, 2017 9:31 PM
fireretardantcandle
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snarkface
I, too, am horribly allergic to bullets.
Dinnerplatenipples
"Dad's playin with my nipple" one made me severely uncomfortable... Dear.... God
BlueLanternBraxx
She ACTUALLY said she wouldn't even support one of her own children if they weren't religious. What a terribly human being.
fusk
it needs googly eyes.
comacomacomacomachameleon
Today I learned ghosts prefer anal.
Whty706
Thank you, that was worth finding the post that you commented on
BroDameron
Never trust someone who only knows this one song by Queen.
RohBear
Cave exploring can be super dangerous. I had a friend do it once. Ten years later, BAM! Herpes.
cjpoet
You say "lawn dinosaur" like thats a thing.
kjipg
"Soak the logs in wood" was my favourite until this.
volumeOne
10
NEALSMO
Yeah, fuck truth and facts!
Wiggychiggy
TIG stands for "Tungsten Inert Gas" and MIG is "Metal Inert Gas". Two common forms of metal welding types.
notnowthankyou
whats a dickbert
KillTimeAndLife
Rain, Snow, or Attacks on American soil we will get you that dildo you ordered from Amazon. -UPS.
Judgejedge
I read this on the toilet at work and just lol'd like a weirdo
echo1echo
Just like a smelly fart, if you hang around long enough, people get used to you and soon you will be inside them
IronMaidenCheif
Oh my fucking god!
FungusForge
I remember seeing this one
Iuseanavatargifforalmostnothing
did the attacker wear a purple shirt?
Plan2001
[Redacted]
lo56300
It shouldn't be a tragedy because they were LGBT, it should be a tragedy because they were people.
Entartika
If you look closer you can see it's two decades not a decade.
SHITTYBANANAS
"Soak the logs in wood"
whoisyourdaddy
you mean: "Soak other logs in wood maybe? That way they have to dry out from the fire below before they will catch fire... just a thought"
StonerCatJay
My top comment is "SOAK LOGS IN WOODLAND CREATURES." Couldn't have done it without you.
DarkNinja2462
SOAK LOGS IN WOOD
somanywonders987
Oh my God it is you!
Reedthegreat
I remember the day it was said. I chuckled and moved on. Came back and it had blown up I was so disappointed I didn't comment.
ForeveraKritik
OUR SAVIOR HAS RETURNED!
DingleBerryJane
LNI Says Fuck your Aunt. (2.2k)
SixMoose
OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY (14/631)
kingdacobra
FusRoDoodles
"You can have a room with 99 wise men, but put one man who had sex with a goat in the room and nobody will be talking about the wise men."
whoisyourdaddy
LIAR! It was "He took a risk between a timed joke and scaring her off and it paid off. Good for him!"
FusRoDoodles
This is technically my second highest, but quite frankly it should be the top.
StonerCatJay
My second highest is this: http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2384998/original.jpg But I feel like my very top should be "Real turtles' dicks are
StonerCatJay
(2) about 1/3 the size of their whole body. Hope April's a size queen."
InCaseofMetaBreakGlass
Say the phrase "Sometimes the internet isn't terrible" twice, then kick him in the balls.
THEAWESOMEUSERNAME
Omg I remember this post! The guy was dared by his roommate to do whatever top comment said!
THEAWESOMEUSERNAME
Omg I remember this post! The guy was dared by his roommate to do whatever top comment said!
InCaseofMetaBreakGlass
Fun fact: unless something has supplanted it recently, it was the most upvoted comment in imgur history. Got me to glorious in one comment.
fireretardantcandle
That's impressive! Glad I am helping you milk it for more points
MooMooLazyRiver
Crabs are petty like that, so, yes.
UnfilteredCanadianRudeness
And that is what a reverse birth looks like.
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
Fun fact: Dreamworks designers actually did in fact design the nightfury species based on black cats. And to do the scene where Hiccup (1/2)
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
first attaches the new tail, they stuck a ball of tape to one of the creator's cats, and studied its reaction. (2/3)
TheDudePlayingTheDudeDisguisedAsAnotherDudeRDJ
sauce: http://www.epicdash.com/19-fun-facts-train-dragon/ (3/3)
aginaustin
We don't have moose in Texas.
MammothJones
I remember reading this! And I don't know why that makes me happy
BottleOfBuckfast
This made me laugh for some reason
hodorgoestomordor
As a Canadian, I'm so sorry eh!
Desomega
You can keep them. Moose are terrifying. Humans should've tamed them and made them battle-moose. Damn you, long-dead ancestors!
hodorgoestomordor
should've???? Ever been to Canada? What do you think the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) ride?
Desomega
Giant squirrels, last time i checked.
hodorgoestomordor
Na... those are just the ones in Quebec.
NessunDorma
Piers Morgan is still a cunt
BillyBobThortonHearsaRogerDaltrey
I remember that comment! yay
Alamyst2011
Yes he is
Temptationsmeowmix
Love them wieners
NinjaSpork
OP said to post your highest rated comment, not universal truths!
bloatedplutocrat
ClockworkRepairDroid
sirbenedictjbreen
You don't really need context for this one.
FatForYou
Unless you don't know who he is
Feynmaniac
Then you still don't need context, you just need Google.
FatForYou
Google would give me context...
JasonWaterfaIIs
I think this tells me everything I need to know about him