hellement

6422 pts · June 9, 2011


My nickname is "The Girthquake" I drink Jameson, like a boss. I have perfected the "dad bod", which is working out, and simultaneously eating high octane dog shit. I am an expert Pokémon trainer. I am an expert titty wrangler. I am certified in over 6 ethnicities. Video games are life. I literally play everything. Batman is the greatest superhero. If you are reading this, you are obligated to send me das boobs. This is mandatory.

A House Sigil with bacon. The picture describes itself.

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Food for Thought....or Thirst for Thought?

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Never forget...

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Here's more tank porn!

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Frogger - Directed by Michael Bay.

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Casey Anthony is supposedly pregnant again. Here is a picture of her future child shortly after birth.

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Happy Cinco de Mayo!

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