crabsomatic

-27 pts ยท January 7, 2014


I'm old, boring, fat and hilarious.

Gay.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 12

Have an updoot my friend because you're right.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Honestly, I'm a grown adult and I think this is awesome. I couldn't do near as good of a job as this. Keep on rockin lil sis.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You can't do that for 10 hours without stopping. Planting a tree every 30 seconds. It's physically impossible.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking post should go un-upvoted!

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Musculature!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

190,000 trees over 2 summers would be 95,000 per summer. 72 days of work (6 days a week), that would be 1,319 trees A DAY. Riiiight.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

This is one of those rare times when it's great to be 50 years old and to have never have heard of these assholes, and give zero fucks.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's the most beta shit I've ever seen. No wonder she dumped you.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Long time WoW'r. This is fucking amazing.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I appreciate you taking the time to write this out. I read it all and even though I rarely post on here, I heard you. And I feel you.

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I normally downvote Javerts, but the breath got you an upvote.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm not a liquor snob but this is complete horseshit.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

OP, if I could upvote this 10,000x I would do it. YES, YES, FUCKING YES.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

NIGGA STOLE MY TRASHBAGS

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

WHAT IS THIS UNFUNNY SHIT?

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 5

MY GOD, MAN!

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i lol'd because yes

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I LOL'd heartily

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The face did it for me. UPVOTE!

11 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

If he doesn't die, you need to kill him next time.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Let me stop you right there OP. Your food tastes like the Devil's sweaty, cheesed up, asshole sauce basted ballsack. Beer is ok.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hit me right in the lolzone.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Needs more love. I lol'd.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm sitting here just watching the upvotes going up. What a genius. You bastard.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They took 25 year old you from 1975 and brought you into 2014 as a cute 16 year old. I need some of this magic juice.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

What the fuck does this even mean (or represent?) Guys rarely cry anyway, unless it's Toy Story 3 or some shit like that.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was with you until Jeff Goldblum. Replace it with Buster from Arrested Development and you're gold, Jerry. GOLD!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My god those talons are HOT!!!!

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Married for 25 years. I don't need no stinkin boxes.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0