-27 pts ยท January 7, 2014
I'm old, boring, fat and hilarious.
Gay.
Have an updoot my friend because you're right.
Honestly, I'm a grown adult and I think this is awesome. I couldn't do near as good of a job as this. Keep on rockin lil sis.
You can't do that for 10 hours without stopping. Planting a tree every 30 seconds. It's physically impossible.
I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking post should go un-upvoted!
Musculature!
190,000 trees over 2 summers would be 95,000 per summer. 72 days of work (6 days a week), that would be 1,319 trees A DAY. Riiiight.
This is one of those rare times when it's great to be 50 years old and to have never have heard of these assholes, and give zero fucks.
That's the most beta shit I've ever seen. No wonder she dumped you.
Long time WoW'r. This is fucking amazing.
I appreciate you taking the time to write this out. I read it all and even though I rarely post on here, I heard you. And I feel you.
I normally downvote Javerts, but the breath got you an upvote.
I'm not a liquor snob but this is complete horseshit.
OP, if I could upvote this 10,000x I would do it. YES, YES, FUCKING YES.
NIGGA STOLE MY TRASHBAGS
WHAT IS THIS UNFUNNY SHIT?
MY GOD, MAN!
i lol'd because yes
I LOL'd heartily
The face did it for me. UPVOTE!
If he doesn't die, you need to kill him next time.
Let me stop you right there OP. Your food tastes like the Devil's sweaty, cheesed up, asshole sauce basted ballsack. Beer is ok.
Hit me right in the lolzone.
Needs more love. I lol'd.
I'm sitting here just watching the upvotes going up. What a genius. You bastard.
They took 25 year old you from 1975 and brought you into 2014 as a cute 16 year old. I need some of this magic juice.
What the fuck does this even mean (or represent?) Guys rarely cry anyway, unless it's Toy Story 3 or some shit like that.
I was with you until Jeff Goldblum. Replace it with Buster from Arrested Development and you're gold, Jerry. GOLD!
My god those talons are HOT!!!!
Married for 25 years. I don't need no stinkin boxes.
Gay.
Have an updoot my friend because you're right.
Honestly, I'm a grown adult and I think this is awesome. I couldn't do near as good of a job as this. Keep on rockin lil sis.
You can't do that for 10 hours without stopping. Planting a tree every 30 seconds. It's physically impossible.
I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking post should go un-upvoted!
Musculature!
190,000 trees over 2 summers would be 95,000 per summer. 72 days of work (6 days a week), that would be 1,319 trees A DAY. Riiiight.
This is one of those rare times when it's great to be 50 years old and to have never have heard of these assholes, and give zero fucks.
That's the most beta shit I've ever seen. No wonder she dumped you.
Long time WoW'r. This is fucking amazing.
I appreciate you taking the time to write this out. I read it all and even though I rarely post on here, I heard you. And I feel you.
I normally downvote Javerts, but the breath got you an upvote.
I'm not a liquor snob but this is complete horseshit.
OP, if I could upvote this 10,000x I would do it. YES, YES, FUCKING YES.
NIGGA STOLE MY TRASHBAGS
WHAT IS THIS UNFUNNY SHIT?
MY GOD, MAN!
i lol'd because yes
I LOL'd heartily
The face did it for me. UPVOTE!
If he doesn't die, you need to kill him next time.
Let me stop you right there OP. Your food tastes like the Devil's sweaty, cheesed up, asshole sauce basted ballsack. Beer is ok.
Hit me right in the lolzone.
Needs more love. I lol'd.
I'm sitting here just watching the upvotes going up. What a genius. You bastard.
They took 25 year old you from 1975 and brought you into 2014 as a cute 16 year old. I need some of this magic juice.
What the fuck does this even mean (or represent?) Guys rarely cry anyway, unless it's Toy Story 3 or some shit like that.
I was with you until Jeff Goldblum. Replace it with Buster from Arrested Development and you're gold, Jerry. GOLD!
My god those talons are HOT!!!!
Married for 25 years. I don't need no stinkin boxes.