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since you all won't leave me alone
Oct 31, 2014 1:30 AM
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TheAmazingBakerMan
That kid is wearing some seriously expensive clothes O.o
Angelist
Upvote *ALL* the Ivans!!! \( ﾟヮﾟ)/
bigpileofpun
Picture number one looks expensive... I'd hate to see his... Bullet bill.
Queenofthedemented
I wonder what the Russians think of this stuff?
PushButtonReceiveBacon
coincidenceithinknot
http://imgur.com/N59HAEy
DethMetal
STALKER tho
DonnaRibar13
Da!
MyUsernameIsTotallyRelevant
Did you read these with a Russian accent too?
BlackLion0014
I have never been so proud of my own name. I fucking love these!
IronicallyAsianKnowsNothing
2nd from bottom: You see comrade, when head is inside barrell of gun, enemy will not shoot for thinking you are just bullet.
mifdsam
*boolet
AlienPrime
Сухой победы , так как начале времени
KingDarthrog
#1 how pro players see noobs in mmos
Kaanfight
Second picture from the bottom is from war thunder, zsu-57-2 tank to be exact.
inboxmeyourbooty
You see Vladimir, I of really focking love this meme
MaterialsScienceAndEngineeringGuy
The third one is actually from Croatia, an ex communist Yugoslavian country
WeAreTheNSA
You see Ivan, fourth and final is not always meaning final.
corditedelite
The last one is funny because AK pistols are a thing.
Texmansam
/k/ on imgur? Welcome /k/omrades
iKoogar
i feel like im the only one out of my friends that finds this hilarious
Quarantinous
I once knew an ivan who was 6'7". He was into wrestling/ I had to fight him once in martial arts class and got distroyed (i'm 5'9")
cracklinoatbran
wetfart92
I must break you
SterlingArcherCodenameDutchess
Who are you, comrade Question?
blokeykai
Croatian mig 21 again, Catholic Jesus replace that quick and remove kebab
trogdora
be grateful it's on the ground and not flying
HairyGuy
Croatians are very good philosophers which is quite a secret to the rest of the world. Hence: Croatian MiGs fly and don't fly simultaneously
trogdora
if they try to fly they crash... instantly
HairyGuy
As soon as the fly...they don't so to say. That would be true.
PolskaKielbasa
Whats the bottom game? Stalker?
WatcheroftheWays
Stalker has some weird bugs, that is where a lot of the You see Ivan images came from.
PripyatTourist
Yep!
PolskaKielbasa
which one?
PripyatTourist
It looks like Call of Pripyat
grrperp
you see ivan, when repost made of OC, peeple be the confused and yuo will never get the downvote
IvenTheRed
Da!
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Not really OC I have seen many of these before. But I haven't seen them compiled. XD
PoppinLochNessHopster
wosh
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
Wosh to you too. I was only half awake reading this. I see where I misread but jeez Imgur, heavy downvotes on the tired man.
MediumJames
Half of these have been repeated with only minor changes in each "part"of this series.
nessabeja
Russians don't use 'the'. "People be the confused" wouldn't make any sense coming from a Russian. I'm pretty miserable at parties. :(
BeliOrao
that's precisely a reason why a Russian could use the so much...since they don't have it, so they don't know when they should use it
Chillbroswagins
i will never not upvote this
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Varis5Hawk
it seems that people thought the same about you...
WhoopAssMcGue
you see shetsatther, when yuo of insulting the random ingurien, yuo will get the downvoted
RandomImgurian
Yeah so don't insult me.
WaffleIron01
Я от обучения, чтобы любить вас, товарищ!
AvJeo
I no be of understand the russian drunk text. Ivan pleese the translate text
BananasForScalePlz
Hum dont know Russian but i belive this is funny so ... lol good one
inthemorning
Comrade Dog approves of this comment
AceofShades
I am learning to love you comrade ?
andreisokolov
i from studying, in order to love you, comrade?
andreisokolov
i in russian fluent speak.
IvanOfSpades
Never has my username been more relevant.
IvanTheRussian
More relevant than mine?
IvanOfSpades
Yours is just as relevant.
IvenTheRed
COME IVAN'S WE MUST PROTECT THE MOTHERLAND
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
@Ivan
IvanOfSpades
Да! За родину!
HipsterCommie
Do I count?
Thistles
OMG that Ivan Chesnokov rant was the best thing I've read in days.
jellybeaniebaby
Lost it at 'crazy shit stick'. +1
joezilla
lost it at ''maybe put sex dildo on top''
DrMichaelMcQueeferton
the accent is so real when you read it
urseppos
So fucking true though.
justasniper
Ivan has his own website where he sells surplus military gear. http://www.kommandostore.com/
FabiAtRage
This guy made another comment. This time about an SKS.
TheNamesTalcJamesTalcSpecialAntiCakedayAgent
Best thing I've read all day.
Thistles
I'm in love.
Zaranthan
http://www.m1-garand-rifle.com/ivan-chesnokov.php
Some0neSetUpUsTheBomb
you da real MVP
SuperImbicileHater
.
Thistles
Yaaaaay!
Harrstein
RIP Ivan
Dunkelzahn
Ivan isn't dead, he came back a year or so ago.
IvenTheRed
I'm still here
TrijezniMujo
You are Iven, not Ivan.
iamdizzyonfanta
The guy's dead now, unfortunately - got crushed by a bunch of warehouse crates at work.
TugAndChug
Ask me how I know you're a /k/ommando.
iamdizzyonfanta
Alright, I'll bite - how do you know I'm a /k/ommando?
Thistles
for real?
BigBlueBurd
That's unconfirmed you asshole. And even if it's true, he lives in all of us.
TrijezniMujo
Seriously? Any source=
iamdizzyonfanta
Guy claiming to be his coworker posted under his trip explaining what had happened. No word from Ivan since then.
UserSubmariner
Comrade anon third from the bottom isn't wrong.
iamireland
How could he be wrong, he asked a question.
NeverBlameMe
Better visit Russia before it visits you...
4spooky2me
I know :(
Thistles
Comrade Ivan Chesnokov absolutely made my night.
Lemmesmash
Da!
manwithpants
comranon
iSoulend
He no anon, he Ivan Chesnokov, good comrade.
maxxra
Fucking brilliant, that comrade anon.
SilenceFell
AND THAT IS BAD THING? COMRADE ANON IS RIGHT. KALASHNIKOV BECOME TOO HEAVY NO HIT BARN. SOCIALISTS HIDE IN BARN, MUST KILL BARN TO WIN WAR
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ragekritz
Capitalist.*
RatalieArcadia
My brain auto-corrected it to "capitalist."
fencerman
*Mensheviks.
MrPancakes
#Pick-A-Tin
WaifuRapist
I feel I missed something I haven't been on imgur in a month :(
quadralol
That was the best shit I ever read on 4chan. :D
Razormane
If it was made by the company then you use it, if not. Don't force a square peg into a round hole. AK does not fit tacti-cool.
ChairCavalry
You guys haven't discovered the joys of /k/'s IVAN CHESNOKOV? Oh boy, let me get my collection.
StillNotYouTube
There's more than one?!
WhatzitTooya
Comment for bookmark purpose. Also plus one cause I want to see glorious collection of Ivan.
ChairCavalry
As requested by a grand total of one man
Thistles
Thank you!
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Draevon
You are a god amongst men. I have a similar, but of /fit/. Best of 4chan collections are great
AUsernameNotTaken
I've got a lot of /tg/ greentexts myself. Pretty solid collection if I do say so myself.
Rolli13
"is like asking for army in France. You find only sadness" didn't get further than this and already laughed out loud. really.
actuallyafool
I don't like AKs and think they belong in a garbage can, but it breaks my heart nevertheless when someone tapcofucks one.
AKUUUUUUUUUUUU
AKs are sturdy, reliable, and have few moving parts. A well maintained AKm will last you 4 lifetimes.
actuallyafool
That was a inside joke. Should have known no one on imgur would get it.
nessabeja
While this is true, all an AK does is shoots the inaccurate. Then again, I guess it's not horrible for closer combat spray-shooting.
CapnJackSparrow
That's why they're one of the most popular and available guns ever. Because ones from ten years ago are still on the market and viable
Almainyny
As tested on Deadliest Warrior (not the most rigorous test, but I digress), the whole thing was dipped in mud and still fired just fine.
AceofShades
hell, If you have a rag and fingers you can clean it. Pull the dust cover off, the carrier/bolt and wipe it out.