TwoByteHero

5277 pts ยท July 7, 2016


Greetings fellow Imgurian! This compellingly short and uninformative autobiography was written, with you in particularly in mind, on October 6th 2016 between the hours of 9 and 10 pm. However, it unfortunately serves only as a test of the non-emergency broadcast system (aka Imgur), the maximum possible size of the "Bio", and your patience. We sincerely apologize for any missed opportunities as a result of the time you've spent with me but you're likely to be taking a shit right now, you animal.

Went through that about a year ago. Enjoy OP, they grow up fast.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

As a development side guy (SEng), it's not worth staying at a crap job. You're just trading blood for cash. Good luck at the new gig bud

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yearly droughts the last decade or so

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

If you're headed north, stop here in Chico at the main Sierra Nevada brewery or at Lost Coast in Eureka. So many delicious ales...

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now do a mile

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Best I can tell, everyone hated Hillary more. When Bernie got torpedoed by the DNC and Debbie W Schultz, ppl spited Hillary/DNC

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only if you post signs or have a physical barrier. No signs and no fence, it's not trespassing. Look into your local laws.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

A heli pilot will gain a feel for that span. This is just poor landing by the other pilot, they drift over too close during the hover

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What kinda smut were you watching? !?

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So what are the mystery fluids on the ground?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What game?

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Most states have a required notice period before you can be kicked out. In CA it's 30 days. He can have police escort him into the house too

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Was tied to a small tree, can see it shaking just before the attack.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Lawyer up now, and keep her from leaving with your kid. Fight for your roghts OP, and record EVERYTHING in case she lies or flips out.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They have a shorter urethra due to no schlong. It's as painful, but a shorter path = less time to pass = less pain in theory.

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Nice catch

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Scary difficult to get out of those holes.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dammit, I was disappointed that the Loch Ness Monster didn't appear. Good on you though OP!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That I don't dispute. Sound the alarm!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Desert

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Here in CA you have to have 30 days notice if you live with someone and they want you out. Know your rights OP.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Based on all the comments I've read from you, you're a bit of an ass OP. Downvoted, repeatedly.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And aside, he's a bit of an ass about it.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, 2 forever!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Yep, sad day

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

In Arkansas we have a saying, "Thank God for Mississippi". Otherwise we'd be dead last at everything. Congrats LA on the new title!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 5

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

You should really get that tapeworm checked out

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1