TheElliotPage

78406 pts ยท August 13, 2022


human being; Canada~USA

I frequently have thoughts of opening a '50s & an '80s-style McDonalds restaurants ...dunno if they would allow that?

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(& those are adorable @OP !!)

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he saw a beautiful girl mermaid... but actually the mermaid had the top half of a fish & the bottom half of a woman! ...Whenever I see a mermaid, I wonder if I was dreaming or not?

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once at like midnight, I got home tired, so, of course I had to sit on the couch & turn the TV on. Fell asleep immediately, woke up at like 3am with this on TV:

a fisherman had caught a mermaid & fell in love with it...
...but... he was SO in love with it that he didn't see what his friends saw...

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lies!

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I'm going to guess 50% of Americans who love orange pigs...

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* dumps mulch in Karen's cans & fines her

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#1 wtf

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no, the next day after eating meat. nasty.

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because they do

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stirred is better

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what's the index finger supposed to be?

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but people don't look like that

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wtf

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more like "bad, but not as bad as Trump"

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how about Trump attacking Iran for oil & killing US soldiers. What are you talking about??

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I have a habit of calling out anyone who deserves it. Can't help it.

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it's like how Trump just started a war to cover up the fact that he's still a pedophile. Outrage is a-okay.

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"I'll take you with me." (in 2018, Epstein said Trump would start a war to take America down with him, & it's-a'-happenin')

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then he gives himself a bonus

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they can afford to become dual Canadian citizens & use our free healthcare; (ie. Melania coming to America)

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doesn't count.

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All of these are true. That's all I'm going to say.

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first, show us your food, not your pillow & mattress stuffings... ...then, we'll repeat the wonderful Misters Paulsen & Yakko

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LOL "Cucker" ...I'm using that, TYSM!

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I call BS on conservatives having influencers. That's unpossible!

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don't do that... oh too late

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#1 is Donald Trump's best friend & fellow pedophile Jeffrey Epstein talking about his best friend & fellow pedophile Donald Trump?

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