Pasquinelthe2nd
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Mar 14, 2026 8:20 PM
Pasquinelthe2nd
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Dannoboyo
The Ides have it.
Draygen
#2 Shut up, Meg.
ThatGuyFromJustSouthOfTheMiddleOfNowhere
We can extend the trend.
MuffinProof
DarthWaiterSE
Today is the 11th anniversary of the day I broke up with my cheating ex-girlfriend.
After my grandfather died a month prior.
I feel like if you cheat on a guy while he's burying the most positive male role model he ever had, you deserve to get dumped.
ourari
CitrusyGarlic
#15 - Lousy Smarch weather
nation543
Any salad can be a caesar salad if you stab it enough.
TheElliotPage
my fave, from my fellow Canucks:
https://youtu.be/NvZCKKiDMRw?si=yWN5kRJwJTTszZKa
AnonOmis1000
#1 how did you miss?
Grapeape2000
Too soon
JonatasAM
#1 The slices of Mars. *March!
TheFastpaws
#35 Garak was right ya know.
shameofslate
70 senators agreed to take part in the plot to assassinate Julius Caesar. But in the end, he only had 23 stab wounds.
That means that even 2000 years ago, some people couldn’t hold up their end of a group project.
rshini
in fairness, 70 people trying to stab one man is a recipe for a lot of OTHER people getting stabbed, the guys slow to get their knives aren't going to blindly stab their homies in the back (that's for later)
CriminallyMysophobic
I can't look at the little caesers box anymore after seeing that one case about the girl who suddenly and violently murdered her mother , scooped the eyes out of her corpse and placed them on the eyes of a little caesers box for the police to discover
hiyesthisissatan
Oh, I remember that one. That woman was fucking nuts.
CitrusyGarlic
And you felt like spreading this misery to others?
nspriest233
No no ceaser wasn't murdered. He fell on his knife 25 times. The senators tried to stop him but he nust kept doing it
meowingintensifies
if it was a legitimate murder, the body has a way of shutting that down.
DeVleermuis
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1OGNqOTZvczBzc2dtNmlmcXJwN205MDZuejNocDlzdG9vdGtsc3JrZCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/wdgl83FdDgGpW/200w.webp
moecurlylarry
It’s also my daughter‘s birthday. Happy Ides of March.
Pasquinelthe2nd
She wasn't a Caesarean was she?
moecurlylarry
lol no. But that is funny.