Garfunkel was returned because he’s too affectionate! Thankfully he’s received dozens of applications for adoption since his videos came out!

Mar 17, 2026 1:50 AM

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House panthers are the best.

1 week ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 0

One of my best cats' I got because he was returned as a kitten for "having too much energy." He turned into a fat, super-lovung, lump of a cat

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I can't imagine people returning a cat for being too affectionate, but I can imagine them returning a needy cat because they are unable to meet his needs and it distresses him.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Listen sometimes the Void feels lonely too.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I wonder how much of it was the FIV+ aspect when compared to the affectionate aspect. I mean you could not have another cat if you had him.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

This is the exact type of cat you want. If you get up and sit back down, they’re ready to get back. No bs “da fuk you getting up for hostage stuff”

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

That's so funny my cat calls me "hostage stuff" all the time, I thought I was the only one.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I have 2 cats that are lap cats. I was not prepared for how much attention they wanted as compared to other cats I have. Still wouldn't give them up.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Having adopted my own barnacle, I can kind of understand wanting a break once in a while. I could never give her back

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You're all just assuming the family returned the cat because they're assholes but maybe that family just got Alf.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

+1 for Alf reference.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I want

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If I could have him, omg, I would drive miles to get him. Alas, I can't. I hope he finds his person soon. What a love bug him is.

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I wish I could adopt, we lost my affectionate black girl last year, I could do with another snuggle void. But we live in another country.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine being like "no this cat loves me too much I hate it"

1 week ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 2

I kinda get it, if you wanted unconditional love and constant affection, you'd get a dog. People get cats to have a small serial killer that they placate by getting them high as a kite every so often. And that right there is just a very sharp doggie, not a small serial killer.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Love this analogy!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If not a kitty sibling, a little old person who likes to sit & watch tv a lot would be perfect.

1 week ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

I was thinking home-schooled kid who loves cats, but the elder lap-warmer fits perfectly too. Hope the little guy gets the people he needs.

1 week ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Kunta & Geordi are both like this, in my experience, every black cat I've had has been a massive snuggler. Big purrers too. K & G are also awesome with kids (although G is a bit more of a scaredy cat until K shows him how to be brave). Thank God my bf is living here now too & we can each carry a brother around with us.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would give them endless loves... the cat.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I had one of those, he followed me everywhere and slept nose to nose with me. When I rolled over he repositioned. Unfortunately he had horrible breath, basically rotting from the inside out.

He had been at a shelter for over a year and wasn’t much of a looker but I wanted him the moment I saw him. I was gutted when he died after two months but was happy he was in a nice home for his final days. RIP, Jake.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

RIP Jake, you were too good for this world.

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No matter the size or age, is bebe.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have an overly affectionate cat. She's 8 years old, and I call her a "boomerang kitty" because I can set her down somewhere, and she comes right back to me! It really DOES get annoying, but I love her just as she is and would NEVER return her. Meet Levi (Leviathan), the most affectionate cat with RBF!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Are you shitting me? An affectionate void and they said no?! I'd take 'em if I didn't have four furballs already.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

My girl wants to be in my lap 24/7. She was returned to the shelter the day before I got her

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Also the FIV could be a deal breaker if you have other cats. Could mean a transferable immune virus that could shorten lifespan.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Give me that cat. I wish mine were affectionate, heck I cannot even get two of them to let me pet them. One of them will not let me get within 10 feet of him, he even runs away if happen to get to close when he is eating the food I had just put down for him.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You’d have to get rid of them to have him.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not sure about the cats' priors, but have your tried laying down on the ground with them? It's how I always manage to convince 'hard to get' pets to buddy up.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Predators are funny little guys

You show them your belly and your neck if you want then to know you're safe and not going to hurt them

Then you have to talk to them with body language, staring at them in the eyes freaks them out, they like slow blinks, that again say "I'm not a threat, see, I'm letting you kill me right now"
Two slow blinks is "I love you" in silent cat code

If they show you their ass or mess where they shouldn't, they're mad at you. You were a jerk.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Black cats are the sweetest!!! Hope he has a forever home soon. What a loving boy!!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

ᓚᘏᗢ ♡

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I have a tuxedo who NEEDS attention. Gets on my desk when I'm working and tries to get both my hands petting him. Dances on my keyboard and laptop, messes with my stuff until he gets pets, then fights to keep them coming. Sits on my lap whenever he can and most times he can't. I can't always give him what he needs because I have to work, and I feel terrible when that happens, but when it's time there's nowhere else he'd rather be.

He's currently in my lap. I can't reach my keyboard. I love him.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Every black cat I've had has been like that and I've loved them all

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Are they really super cuddle-buggy? I'd never heard this, and it only makes me love them more.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Magic, who passed several years back after a long life, would be so insistent on attention that he'd push things off my lap so he could stretch up and take my entire focus. Before long I adjusted and just moved stuff when he jumped up so he couldn't do that.

Solstice, pictured, , will bonk my face with her head if she thinks she needs even more attention. When she doesn't hit my nose, I think it's cute. She will also sometimes insist on cleaning me, little weirdo

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kitty could probably use a buddy for when his new slaves are out of the house!

1 week ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

Would be difficult to do knowing he has FIV. It could be transferred to another cat if they ever get in a fight. A dog would be better as it is not transferable to other animals (I think).

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

FIV is (unfortunately) not that rare. Not uncommon for 2 (or more) FIV cats to be put together.

1 week ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

Yeah, should be easy enough to find another FIV kitty at the shelter that Garfunkel gets along with

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You are (partly) correct: Feline Immunodeficiency Virus is exclusive to felines. So it would not transfer to a dog, but can transfer between domestic cats and wild cats too, so other species of big and small cats can be affected.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

We wouldn't be able to take him. Wife works in a veterinary hospital.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Although, I don't love me a black cat.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

They are just the same as other cats, just different color fur.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don't? Is your grammar, grammaring sir?

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I’m convinced people who would return an animal for being too affectionate shouldn’t have animals period.

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1 week ago (deleted Mar 17, 2026 2:39 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Neither are periods, mestruation.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Which as sad as it seems, means this is the best thing that probably could have happened. I mean they could have kept him and treated him like crap forever...

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I have harsher things to say, but I digress.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

I mean if you wanted a shop cat that only wanted to snuggle mice it'd be annoying

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 2

Seems like you’d be able to sniff that out when you met the cat.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

It takes a cat weeks to months to be comfortable enough to show its real personality. Like with people, they don’t immediately open up to strangers.

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That’s fair. I assumed this cat was affectionate with everyone and/or they would have been told that he needs a lot of attention, but that’s not necessarily how it went

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

what kind of monster would return a cat because its too affectionate!?

1 week ago | Likes 408 Dislikes 6

My spouse gets irritated with the CONSTANT head-butts at full force. Ours will even buckle your knees sometimes with a misaligned hit! She’s a treasure & loves hard, but THAT much input isn’t for everyone.

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I have a cat that will sometimes cry unless I pick him up and carry him around.

I get it, but still, get a baby carrier and let the cat chill in there if need be. Don't traumatise the poor animal by "returning" him

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I know right?!

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Some people love tons of interaction, some really only want a little. To many, that car is adoring, but to some he’s needy and overwhelming.

I can imagine it’s traumatic being returned, but now it seems there’s interest with full awareness of his personality, so hopefully the next match will be his forever!

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R/foundsatan

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly one of my cats can be *aggressively* demanding when it comes to affection, to the point where sometimes she gets told to shut up and fuck off.

But she's also sweet and silly and bratty and my kid. The idea I would ever return her is abhorrent lunacy.

1 week ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I don't want an exceptionally needy cat. I wouldn't prioritize that cat correctly, in the same way I wouldn't prioritize a dog correctly, or a parrot that can live 50+ years, or a labor intensive and environmentally sensitive exotic fish. Not choosing a labor (even of love) intensive pet isn't a failing. It is often a kindness, and I'm fucking tired of people not being mindful of it

1 week ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

My cat can be as demanding as this one sometimes. And suddenly, it overwhelms him and I got bitten.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have a boy just like this who is the light of my life. Luckily I'm a therapist and he goes to work with me and snuggles my patients all day so he gets his fill and I get some breaks from constantly holding him. Not that I mind at all

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Probably someone who thinks cata are independent and don't need attention or love. People who don't know cats, in other words.

1 week ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 8

They didn’t. They chose against him because he is FIV+, 7 years old and black, then said it was the behavior. But that doesn’t make for viral posts or satisfying indignation, does it?

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The type of monster who probably shouldn't have a cat.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Most charitable thing I can think of is that it wasn't like this at the shelter, thus they thought it was quiet and sedate, and then the sudden affection took them completely off-guard. And while I dislike the "easy out" option, it's better they recognize and do it immediately than trap both themselves and the cat in a situation that would be forever tense. Better to find the cat someone who DOES want an affectionate cat as a companion.

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

I've had affectionate cats. It's great for a few minutes, but then you're trying to watch TV and they just keep getting up and rearranging and headbutting and stepping on your boobs and headbutting your face and licking you and putting their butts in your face and stepping on your boobs and headbutting and it just doesn't STOP and it's like JUST SIT DOWN ALREADY GOOD GOD GET OUT OF MY ACTUAL FACE

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I like the comments defending this by saying some people arent used to affectionate cats, but I guarantee if this was switched with say an umaffectionate dog, people would all be angry.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live alone, so when I’m at work I can see that cat losing his goddamned mind.

1 week ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I'd love to get a pet but neither myself or my kids are here during the day. A pet with such a strong need for affection would suffer.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I like the aloofness of cats tbh.

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It can definitely get to be a bit much. I used to date someone, who had a cat with an obsession of licking humans, be it exposed skin, hair, or whatever. I loved the orange little nutjob, but it got honestly too much to handle sometimes. You basically had to cover yourself up completely if you wanted to take a nap without this little rasp being dragged across your skin.

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The Noem family

1 week ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

I had an overly affectionate cat for 15 years. If you are used to a normal cat, I could totally understand it. It sounds great, but it wears on you after a while.

I absolutely adored her. She was a great cat. But I get it.

1 week ago | Likes 166 Dislikes 4

I have a rescue that got adopted and returned, for other reasons, she comes to me and wants to be held every few hours. I will not deny her need for comfort.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I forgot my point! I can totally understand how someone people can't deal with cats that need that kind of attention.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Me too. He slept on my every night for 15 years and usually wanted to sleep right on my face. I was always having to push him down or to one side. I even got him a heated bed so I could get a break once in a while but he still preferred to sleep on me. I miss him.

1 week ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 0

Yeah, my cat would annoy the shit out of me. I loved him but man, he'd meow at me forever until I played with him or went to bed.

1 week ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Our cat is like that with my wife while tolerating my existence. The only time I see him if wife isn't home is if he neighborhood watching or comes to yell at me fir something

1 week ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

I had 1 cat for a year and decided to get him a sister to hang with while I’m at work. An opportunity presented itself to adopt a Maine Coon. Maine coons are beautiful, good with other cats and affectionate. I thought this is perfect. What I got was a dog in a cats body. I am not a dog person. It was a big adjustment to provide the attention a Maine Coon needs constantly. I love her to death now and wouldn’t have it any other way, but I understand why an affectionate cat can be off putting

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I get that some people want a stereotypical cat that's very aloof and independent, but holy shit do I LOVE how my big fluffy boy is attached to my hip all the time. Dude will literally curl up on my throat if I let him and purr so hard that my vision blurs, lol.

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would be worried if they are around my legs all the time. It's too easy to hurt yourself or the cat. Or both. Other than that though I'm not seeing any problem

1 week ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I could honestly see why, while i think i would be the perfect fit for an over attatched cat, i can see why many other people would get enough 😅
(Fyi i act like this cat just on my partner haha! I like to be annoying, and he loves to hate me muhaha!)

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While that is some people's absolute dream cat, being this affectionate also means you can't prevent him from following you everywhere, he will not only try to follow you to or even into your car, he will likely try to sleep on you or even your face, which is dangerous for children. Likely the family found him absolutely charming but realized they couldn't provide him with the attention he needs so in the long run this is better for Garfunkel, too - so he can find a home with someone ho can.

1 week ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

I find it mildly distressing that some people here instantly come to the conclusion that whoever returned him (AFTER A SINGLE DAY!) would be some kind of monster, when it is just as likely, if not way more, that they had the best intentions (they went to adopt instead of shopping) but realized they were in over their heads, so they did what they had to with a heavy heart. While this was no doubt not great for Garfunkel, it was probably better than being kept there for the rest of his life.

1 week ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

He probably killed a dog or something with an overly enthusiastic head-butt, and the owners were upset. Because of the dead dog.

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Hmm well I guess I won't use that fuckin joke again, fuck

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 7

Yeah, generally joking about dead pets goes over about as well as a dead pet

1 week ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It's not joking about there being a dead pet, it's about the absurdity of a cat whose affection headbutts are so enthusiastic that they kill.

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I'm going to guess 50% of Americans who love orange pigs...

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 8

That’s disrespectful to pigs.

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

At least pigs serve a purpose.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Someone who hates hair on their clothes most likely

1 week ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 7

Wear black clothes

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I mean if you hate having hair on your clothes you probably shouldn't be in the market for a pet covered in fur

1 week ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Probably gave in to the kids begging and then realized "it's too much"

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Why even consider having a cat in the first place?

1 week ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Or any furry pet... I'm not a 'pet person' and I do not own a pet for that reason. I wouldn't buy an animal because 'it's cute' only to discard it later. Fucking psychopaths.

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

what sort of monster returns a pet AT ALL?!?!

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I returned a cat once. We tried to give him a home for a couple years, but he put our other two cats on edge constantly and swatted at our baby a couple times when she was doing nothing. He needed a home with no other cats or children.

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We had to rehome our dog because he was becoming a huge risk to our four year old son. We were all devastated. He went to a farmer who lived on his own. I felt like a monster though.

1 week ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

i mean, i would rather someone return a pet they knew they couldn't adequately care for than have them keep it but neglect it

1 week ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Fair point, but I have always taken the approach of considering what is involved then potentially making concessions to accommodate. I would no sooner abandon my dog than I would my kids (to be clear, both are 0% probability).

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

People can be impulsive. Of the +40 cats/kittens and +15 dogs we've fostered in the last 1,5 year, we've had one cat returned and regimes by the shelter. Why? Because the people that adopted him first never mentioned that they were pregnant, due just a few weeks after the adoption. The poor kitten/cat barely settled in and immediately had to contend with a baby, new smells, new habits,... They say he peed on a blanket of the baby, and was 'aggressive' towards it.

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When we got him back, he was aloof for a day or two, and then the sweetest cat again, just like before. We even introduced him without (unexpected) problems to another kitten we were fostering, and a dog! Just a few days of "hiss, hiss, what's this? Huh. I can tolerate it. Okay, it's actually kinda fun, we're cool." And it was done.

So again, people can be impulsive and make bad decisions. I'm glad the shelter makes the people sign a contract that they MUST return the animals in case of troubl

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