RyanDM86

29 pts ยท April 16, 2017


Omg... the beginning is so hot. I soooo want to fuck...that stool soooo badly.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can be a (misdemeanor) assault in a legal terms. Creating a panic w/provocation of violence; sensory assault. Battery's the violence charge.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He does look like a big cat... And a big yam. Love the guy.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gonna use that. Just need to throw it at the right context.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For a vegetarian, he's an alright guy, I agree.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Yes, The Iliad & The Odyssey are fantastically covering what very well could've been historical documentation. Like the wars, omit the magic

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Gimme your magical veggie! Is it under your yamakas! Is that why you never seem to take them off! I'm onto you.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She might not fit in a cell, but she can fit in the cafeteria. The other inmates can use her as a table.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#6 She's anime. Pure anime.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Allahu Quack-bar!"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The black guy: no mean mugging or crying, like many mugshots of black dudes, just fuckin' amazed. Lol!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I lost 60 these past 4-5 months. Still need to lose about 30-40 to be in a comfort zone of weight/health. Congrats! So much.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

By ordering that, yes, you will have a cool knife block, but you made that delivery person's day.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I've seen them all but Blindness and How I Live Now. I've seen Carriers, but it's forgettable. I barely remember it. It was boring.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waiting for whiners to yell about Wonder Woman being a bitch.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So... After four months you called him daddy?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That poor cancer child's wig came off. Tsk.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Yeah, looks like someone captured their FB stream on their phone, not their personal account. I doubt she'd call herself Cypher711 on top.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

...I wasn't. Clearly. Was making the joke about her sending him nudes bc that'd be a cool thing to do bc of the distance. Are...are you dim?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So, you beg for them elsewhere? No one said you were, dude. Ha!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No one sends you nudes, do they?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I would've asked for nudes. Though she's probably doing that. It's her duty as an American. :P

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

Well, she is a Kardashian. ;) But yeah, the Pepsi thing was a failure beyond failures.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I'm for this.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And Extreme Dinosaurs, with which they hung out with and crossed over a lot. And Road Rovers. And Biker Mice From Mars.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only thing missing is 'shopped bling around his neck, sunglasses, and a blunt in his mouth.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I rented (yes, rented!) that game a long time ago. Frickin' hard. It was Aladdin & Battletoads hard.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Doesn't always work, honestly. We had a guy like this, shit everywhere...literally. And he just disappeared.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sadly, yeah, it's real. :/ It's the response that's the extra cringe.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I remember that aesthetic w/pants a decade ago. Trash pants. Weak jean material & the decal of brown stunk like butt, appropriately.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0