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Is next Monday ok for you?
Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/jWMFa
sometimeslifehandsyouapples
Anyone else wanna meet background guy from 8? Cuz I do.....
Stuey1221
As soon as I saw the post I was hopeful. Hopeful it would be there and there it was, In all it's glory.... bitch lasagne.
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
"i straighter than the pole you mom dances on." Is a brutal comeback.
PhysicsPhren
"I was born NUDE but now i am DUDE" -what a fucking legend
OZVerti
My English not gud but THIS DUMP IS A FUCKING
SoLongFriedRiceHelloFriedChicken
OutlawsAndTigers
Send pussy *profile pic.
YouHadToSayItDidntYou
bed joke
TouchMyInfection
My contribution:
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
jedreeves
"THIS VIDEO IS A FUCKING" - My next comment on a pornhub video.
dinaana
I straighter than the pole your mom dances on - that's some good comeback
pancakeisi
.
firesword14
I was actually impressed with that
AmachiHitsugi
Yeah I actually clapped and went "ohh" on that one.
respecMaName
These are the kind of nasty fucks that give Indian men a bad image.
CommanderWilliamTRiker
my neighbors gave Indian people a bad image. Smelly, dirty, loud.
ShoopMcCloop
Put my ass in your asshole
jedreeves
Eh, 6.5/10 on the risky link scale.
dmorulez
For those wondering, yes there is Brooklyn,MI. It's where NASCAR is held. It's in the sticks, he probably ain't lying about the heroin.
SickOfThisCessPool
Spooky Tony Tofu is from the Broncks. Which I think is in Missouri.
Metals4J
Yeah that one actually seemed 100% legit.
bellaluna
I was born NUDE but now i am DUDE
TickleMeFlymo
Changing that on my Tinder
sethben
This is my new motto
Flashback0180
True enlightenment right there
idigthefunnystuff
Now my cover photo on Facebook
SugarDickDaddyWithTheCandyBalls
thereaverofdarkness
That's about as Bollywood as a police officer creaming thugs by throwing cars at them
GasBandit
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
crota
Goddamnit LOL
tetragrammatan
title says indian people. #2 is pakistani. are you trying to start a war here? youre gonna rustle a lot of indian and pakistani jimmies, boy
Ryanator50
pakistan used to be part of india
sayfcknwhat
It was part of British India, not by its own choice.
ForTaxReasons
Can confirm; indian jimmies fully rustled
scottEkarate
I'm totally using "bitch lasagna" from now on
cryogenian
I'm thinking it will become a meme.
Dayrest
Selling bras.... love it! Super funny
Metals4J
My favorite one.
LieselSkywalker
Panties next week...
UnderstandsAnimeBetterThanLife
Sell swimsuits! Why separate the two?
FilthyRapscallions
I don't know what it is, but I've been around the internet enough to know that Indian men are some of the creepiest fuckers out there.
disinformatique
Can confirm, we Indian men are the creepiest in the world. Better stay away from me young lady !!
arallia
Sexual education of any kind is banned in 6 states there. Gender segregation = rampant. Women as property.They were never taught otherwise.
GhostTasha
I don't even go to some clubs because of it. I look mixed enough to be Indian, and a lot of people get aggressive and mad at me when I'm not
iamnotthewalrusanymore
I get confused as indian often too! Usually, they just ask me questions about where I'm actually from and then proceed to smile at me
iamnotthewalrusanymore
Oh, but what I have noticed is that I get mean stares from Indian women when I'm with a white, black or Hispanic male... Very unnerving
Darkspire
Call em a bitch lasagna, that should sort it out if my research is correct.
Mikeythejoker
#11 she accepted his request after all that? I need to open my mind in exactly what it takes to be smooth...
cardiomatters
As a woman, it is a very interesting topic. I'd say, if she finds you attractive, then everything you say would be considered sexy. 1/2
cardiomatters
And is she doesn't find you attractive, all you say would be seen as creepy.
papachabre
"Bitch lasagna" You turned on yet?
cryogenian
Maybe try 'dog fettuccine'. Or 'rag alfredo'.
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Uh, if the only thing I saw was bitch lasagna I would accept also
ohmegatron
bitch lasagna
jofo97
Bitch lasagna - hilarious
Gastroboi
Yeah that got me too.
ouknowdeway
r2linad2
My mew favorite insult.
javer80
Followed by "request accepted", because how could you not
7oidberg
how could she slap
PapiBlanco
"I was born NUDE now I am DUDE"
Grrfield
I wanna know what the hell he was aiming for...
pantsforcats
All of my layers are made of bitch. I'm bitch lasagna.
KAG25
Awesome line, the new dance
SchmifSchmurphinWippenFlanYen
I fucking lost it at bitch lasagna. Literal tears.
HurtinAlbertan
MY LASAGAAAA
NotAHugeSpider
https://youtu.be/ouey0POq8hM?t=91
CobraClutch
Anybody looking for a band name or album title should jump on that one.
jsexton
Real Gs move in silence, like bitch lasagna
Icommentoncomments
Bitch lasagna to you too.
RyanDM86
Gonna use that. Just need to throw it at the right context.
Wikipediareader
Garfield's brief rap career did not go as planned.
Buddhakowski
LurkingMcLurkface
Yeah, I'm totally going to use that!
dicaprioonacid
I used it whipe cycling in italie, the reactions were hillarious
MyNameIsPer
Same here. It'll be my new casually mad swearing word
ElloTherePoppet
I'm not so much worried that people like this exist, it's the mass amount of men like this that truly scares me
MintyHippo6889
That was scaring me too. It's messed up that there are SO many cultures that let men think this kind of stuff is okay.
MintyHippo6889
Like, yes, these are funny to read because they're so pathetic and cringey, but only because it's the internet and not real life.
ElloTherePoppet
It's terrifying once you realize these people actually think these things in everyday situations.
Ryanator50
and they're not all indian either.
archermanny
The last one isn't that cringey, just typos? Mango friends are a thing (in Sri Lanka..maybe India)! It means your bffs that grew up together
GhostTasha
Yeah I think that one is normal, they maybe just don't write much in English
freakydinosaur
i added it because i thought it was wholesome and a good way to end the post :>
StRocketScience
You were right. Thank god for that one
superfeathers
I just think it's funny the one on the right is grasping the mango like a shaft, and with that smirk.
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
I've been to Northern Pakistan for a family holiday and apparently for 'chaunsa' mangoes you have to roll-rub them and squeeze them and then
doesnotexistanymoredeprecatedaccountthanksforthememories
suck the deliciousness out of them. It sounds weird, but it was fun.
TheBurritoConfederacy
Fuck yeah, mangos!
LimitDoesNotExist
As an Indian, I have to say "Mango friends" aren't a thing in India.
arutaki
Apparently it is a thing in Sri Lanka http://www.thesundayleader.lk/2014/06/01/who-do-you-call-a-mango-friend/
Moizzy89
They look Pakistani judging by the attire. Pakistan's got some of the best mangoes in the world, can't help but be friends after sharing one
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
Chingchongpotatojack
I agree
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Same with straighter than the pole kid
10sky
Rodvitner
I'd say the guy posing with his cock have a sense of humour as well. It's an old joke but better than the cringe
TheManInTheWall
Yeah
HelloMyNamesInigoMontoya
Came down to give props to that guy. That's just funny!
Vaanhalen
But is he born NUDE?
ComradeBushtail
No, he was so epic he was born DUDE
LizardsInTheSky
Never take amino acids, kids. Stuff will help build your proteins like nobody's business.
NotTheMamaNotTheMama
ruferto
IronicUsername
That was my favorite.
Brawnydog
Mirin honesty and integrity
RyanDM86
For a vegetarian, he's an alright guy, I agree.
Atotalfuckwit
Yeah! He never had an amino acid! You know, the thing our genetic material is made of.
Cheomesh
Never ever.
NotFarEnough
*probably is referring to protein supplements
Krocine
Ehem, ackshually, our genetic material is made up of nucleic acids. Amino acids is for proteins.
Atotalfuckwit
Thanks for clearing that up
gorgonseye
Its a common mistake. But your point still stands. He needs that shit to live. He's probably talking about supplements though.
TequilaSquared
Well India, I hate you too. - gays probably
AdoIfHitIer
I don't see the problem
shepahrdjhon
They actually have a very famous gay movie director/talk show host, Karan Johor.
LimitDoesNotExist
he's never accepted publicly he is gay. He also gets constantly jabbed at for his sexuality during Award shows, but he is powerful in bolly.
causality
Doesn't stop them from outlawing gay sex, though.
RevanTheJedi
Sulfuric acid is easier to get than toilet paper, somehow
GiantBlueSpaceship
Blame the brits. Sir Ian said the same when he went to India and gave an interview. Fucking British laws that were never repealed.
Dangerneck
Indian culture has a serious rape problem.
disinformatique
Can confirm, all men in India are rapists.
wirrrrrrrrr8
Okay i rape you next week
IsuckAsthis
I know 2 guys who have moved their families to Aus after learning they where having daughters. They both scared me out of going.
causality
I've known a lot of cool ethnically-Indian guys. Ones actually from India seem to all act like 13 year olds on Xbox Live.
superiorninja
It's not the culture it's the fucking people I think.
Ryanator50
...what's the difference?
arallia
No, Indian men are not intrinsically creepy. India has serious cultural issues re: treatment of women and sex. Culture MADE the people.
eclect0
Culture's kind of like the sum of the people, so
wirrrrrrrrr8
Well its something for sure.
Shrais
Who is mark?
Kkenn
I'll rape him next week
WilliamShatinher
What is ? This
Lukapaka
?
80percentlegs
I am Spartacus
TheManSpider
he's a question. duh
Flashback0180
The guy who owns Facebook
JohnRamboSaperstein
Bed joke.
BigJuicyMapleLeaf
winnerwinnerchickendinner
The older brother of this exclamation guy.
shepahrdjhon
Oh hai mark
wieloryba
!
astrogeek
And what is he questioning?
upvotesforass
He is fucking..
deadeyesatan
He's a bitch lasagna
SneaksieCorsair
CountCarophyllale
Knew this was gonna be here
BigJuicyMapleLeaf
shepahrdjhon
Look up the disaster artist
APenguinInATuxedo
I did nawt hit her! I did naaaawt!
BigJuicyMapleLeaf
ducktape50
I knew a girl who had a dozen guys. One of them found out and she ended up in a hospital on Guerrero street. Haha what a story mark!
APenguinInATuxedo
*throws football*
GnomeHomo
Anyway, how's your sex life?
ThatMomentWhenTheUsernamesPerfectlyDescribeWhatYouNeed
"Ok rape you next week" wtf man. Don't even check my schedule first?
Talmorean
The surprise is half the fun!....for him.
LajesticVantrashellOfLob
thats what rape centers are for
nickooze
Ok, next week then..,
Mikeeh76
Don't like supplies butt sex?
Monkeybone0
He's hoping your week will be as open as your butt cheeks will be.
DrJackBright
open enough for him to put his ass in her asshole
Ventrix
I'm still dying at "Bitch Lasagna"
Maitrify
Me too my friend, me too.
LimitDoesNotExist
I have a feeling, that was auto correct. People with English that bad won't know what Lasagna is.
tlouman
Reply fuck
Ventrix
okay rape you next week
tlouman
I am frum indiuh and I hate gays
Ventrix
my english not gud, but THIS COMMENT IS A FUCKING
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ODSTsRule
Sounds like politics to me
Dhaenir
Like pregnancy.
SpotIsInDaBLDG
I personally think it sounds more professional that way.
MyDixieWrekt
Well yea but only if one party knows the plans
SecondGrumpiest
Slow down there, Mr. Cosby.
Donnicton
Professional therapist
Satansyoungersister
He's a Full on Rapist
1998MulanSzechuanSauce
He doesn't look like a philanthropist to me.
gordolio
Analrapist. World's first analyst therapist.
VoIdemort
It's pseudo-consentual, which is pretend and kinda fun if you're a masochist. Just remember to establish safe words.
SoggyEggRoll
My safe word is "Harder".
iDrinkDrano
Con Non-Con is fun.
paulkang91
Ok Lord Voldemort.
VoIdemort
It is a Dark Lord's duty to remind the principles of safe sex to his subjects.
paulkang91
https://media.giphy.com/media/Wrd8QwEkxh5Re/giphy.gif
Darkspire
"Bitch Lasagna"
buzzingbee
On a serious note, men rape women in India with full impunity. Thus he feels confident to throw that line in his threat tirade.
raidleadergutts
They even have a women gang who beat the shit out of men who rape or abuse women. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gulabi_Gang
IThinkIPreferToStayInside
Yeah, I'm kinda wary of Indian men because of that cultural background...
HosapMudder
That is why when in india kill dont incapacitate
MRWmyusernamewasavailable
As an indian, it is all about education in my opinion. Coming from a fortunate background I haven't seen any people who actually believe (1)
MRWmyusernamewasavailable
(2) this. But yes this mentality probably still exists in rural india, however this mindset is slowly getting eradicated.
Cyzyk
If by "slowly eradicated" you mean "a growing minority of the population is beginning to admit gang rape is wrong."
TrijezniMujo
I'd still dare wager that the majority follows that mentality. I mean, gang rapes go unpunished in India.
dex2775
One should bloody hope so.
ByDownvotingMeYoureAgreeingThatYoureWrong
How can a country that gave us the Kama sutra be this sexually repressed?
DarthVedavyas
british and Christian missionaries followed by decades of indian govt. going in that way
arallia
Gender segregation and a complete lack of sexual education country-wide.
plzwhateverisokforme
The US is the biggest Christian country, yet see socialism like an insult. Not very "jesus teaching" like. Country can be incoherent
disinformatique
The ones who are this repressed come from really backwards areas, but then there are idiots in the cities as well.
Ryanator50
well, I hear saudi arabia used to be super modern.
vulturedoors
It was until Islam.
Snarkoleptic
The answer is more complex than that http://www.thenewatlantis.com/publications/why-the-arabic-world-turned-away-from-science
vulturedoors
That was an interesting read, thanks. As usual we can blame a lot of it in al-Ghazali.
CasualRex
English colonialism.
InternationalPhoneticAlphabet
who would fucking downvote this, WHO
CasualRex
The World Health Organization? Those fiends!
Darkspire
Some English person sipping tea in a huffy manner, probably.
Snarkoleptic
The ones sipping tea know the above comment is correct. The ones downvoting would more likely be sipping cider.
Darkspire
Fair enough.