somefriesmugglefucker
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Jul 14, 2017 6:04 PM
somefriesmugglefucker
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WeenusMaGee
i bet the delivery guy had a lot of fun with that.
slamnfreak
Plot twist...it's a wooden door.
moosevoodoo
But that's a wooden door?
cagraBugBeast
Wow
actorsnonactors
YA THINK??!?!?
frenchdildoblanco
Voodoo sorcery gluecraft? Burn at stake and burn the steak.
FlyingWaves
Ah! My friends just started selling their magnetic knife rack on Amazon.. I wonder if you bought one of them.
Superstar69
Nailed it. LOL
IFTTTEXAS
That dude really wants to get in.
fuckweaselry
@somefriesmugglefucker amazing screen name--how has no one else commented on it? props
mjjt
Back story - When the delivery guy realized the package was magnetic ....
VoiceOfVerisimilitude
Reminds me of the neodymium magnets I ordered, they were stuck for like a week to the top of my mailbox and I never noticed.
LucidPariah
So great!
LudeJaw
What does it sound like when someone knocks? I feel it would be like someone hitting a dumpster with a ball peen while you're inside.
fuckweaselry
it sounds the same as a wooden door. they're filled with insulation to make them dense.
nicole0292
@Sonnythesun
TheOriginalAmberRose
Looks like you're stuck with it now.
Laylah77
Knife, knife -- who's there?
TwoHorndUnicorn
hope no one was ordering a hard drive at the same time
SpuriousPorkProducts
I'm imagining this stuck to the inside of the rollup door of the UPS truck.
TotalSmartAss
Ahhh, I see the baby mountain goat starter kit you ordered has arrived.
NotWhatYouPlanted
Hey! I have that same welcome mat, except mine is black. Cool.
MysteryX95
Not entirely sure, but I think this one may have been black at one point too. It seems to have black splotches around and just looks faded
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
WHY WOULD YOU NOT PUT IT ON TOP OF THE POST-IT?!?
ifounditunderthere
He missed his mark
zeacorzeppelin10
choorp
I have that putty and it doean't work that way! This gif is an hour fast forwarded
ZanarkandAbes
I hope that it was the middle package in a truck full of some kids new PC parts.
liam33
i build computers using a magnetic screwdriver i doubt OP's package would do anything
WeirdStealth
I think we're well beyond the days of magnets screwing with PC parts.
WeedlordBonerLover69
wouldnt do anything.
ZanarkandAbes
I never said it would. I just like to think some kid is upgrading to a newer PC.
pyrrhlis
Would part warranty or shipping warranty or sellers warranty cover that?
Zaayl
Probably depends, but in general, yes. If something arrives broken, you can return it. Unless you bought it from somewhere shifty.
MOTHERFUCKINGALLAH
Anything DOA is always handled by the seller, afterwards if they want to dispute to the shipping company they're welcome to on their time.
Xeires
At least they didn't try to hide it under the placemat
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
I don't know how you eat, but I think the word you are looking for is 'doormat'
The701
Yes, but it's still also good that they didn't try for the placemat.
Popyachopinafan
Aren't magnetic parcels supposed to be clearly labelled as such ?
notanevilgenius
yes, but amazon is bad about that
Heavyoak
really bad.
Dracotrapnet
Buddy works hazmat at UPS, they can't even label that shit right.
OriginalAndWitty
I'd love to think it got yanked out of the delivery person's hand while they're standing there.
dorkyYorky
You. I like your imagination.
LookingForWorkInColorado
You'd think it did, with it being so strong.
Zaayl
That or it was attached to the floor of the truck when he went to get it, then he saw the metal door, and just knew what he must do.
MegaDeuce
I like to think a few fingers were found stuck between the door and the box.
10mm404
I'm sure they noticed it had a magnet in it when it was on the metal shelves in the delivery truck, so they thought it'd be funny.
GrassfedChicken
I wouldn't really argue with a package that sticks to the door.
RaynWisp
Even if it's the wrong door?
HumansArePrettyNeat
Yea. You get to know the slightly more difficult package throughout your day. When it comes time to get rid of it you weep with joy.
HumansArePrettyNeat
Until you finish your route, realize you still have it and then see the sticker says its for monday not friday. then you fucking scream.
LavaAxe
http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bonod.gif As a former mailman ... I hear ye both
LavaAxe
Ummm.. you one .. I wasn't the smartest mailman ... hence delivering monday's packages on friday.
UncleVinny
At least they paid attention to the note. Left the package on the door with the note.
isilzha
Or the guy it's being delivered to stuck it to the door then took the picture. /buzzkill
Mockingbirb
ProxyPlayerHD
i can#t read what the note says
UncleVinny
It just says "Please leave package here"
TheWombatStrikesAgain
If there hadn't been anything magnetic inside they would have used duct tape.
Pullout69
Shit, if it's that powerful I hope it wasn't shipped next to any electronics.
Strostkovy
Or a floppy disc for an old CNC machine with all of the customer programs, or a vintage VHS Star Wars set
ToastyMozart
Eh, so long as there's no magnetic storage (Hard Drives or tapes) it'd be fine.
DreadPierateRoberts
Even then probally not especially new and has no data yet
ErinFromTheOffice
I mean, they're off by about a foot in each direction, but compared to most UPS special instructions, you gotta call that a win.
UncleVinny
Much better than this...
kingkongmfg
Actually pretty sure thats the usps label, 99% sure it's not the UPS. I deliver for amazon. And yes each service has it's own label.
Penguinsandbroadswords
Correct, USPS. I deliver Amazon packages all the time on my mail routes, we're getting our Prime Day delivery hell now.
TaiMao
You're a hero.
fleXbad
TY for your service
Goddamnitmisterrnoodle
strakur
ahahahaha this is so good
BobofMemes
Thank you
bearsareawesome
Steel hips don't lie....
Arracor
Oh wow. This is... genius gif combining, right here.
crumpuppet
an extra +1 for "goddamnitmisternoodle" :D
pyrrhlis
Also is that a dress or lingerie
fireinbloom
Yes.
BeingOveratedIsOverrated
NexiKuro
Since it covers her arm I'm voting dress
DoingItWrongSince1980
That's the risk you take when you wear a magnetic butt plug.
pyrrhlis
Any ferrous metal can be magnetized. Only some can be turned into magnets, however.
ManBearDino
Weird minds think alike
yourmomloveme
TheCakedayIsALie
Like for real why do people wear buttplugs
DoingItWrongSince1980
Honeybadger2198
S E X U A L P L E A S U R E
Valj
Because they find it sexually stimulating. If you're gentle and slow and open to receiving, most people will find anal stimulation pleasant.
AsianDad
source?
GlassCannon5701
That information is redacted by my organization, classified by its sister organization, and expunged from all other groups.
ThatHurtMyFeeling
Dorito - Sandstorm
z3lfmoord
Tom and Jerry