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Be Trade Me
Somebody stop this man before he buys something even more outrageous!!!
Cringe part 1: http://imgur.com/a/F5xEM
Cringe part 2: http://imgur.com/a/XyCBN
Cringe part 3: http://imgur.com/a/VZbx4
Cringe part 4: http://imgur.com/a/uERzo
Cringe part 5: http://imgur.com/a/AoHqD
Cringe part 6: http://imgur.com/a/xeo5O
Cringe part 7: http://imgur.com/a/iVEQM
Cringe part 8: http://imgur.com/a/5Brtx
Cringe part 9: http://imgur.com/a/n3kmi
Cringe part 10: http://imgur.com/a/VyiiT
Cringe part 11: http://imgur.com/a/RGB8a
Cringe part 12: http://imgur.com/gallery/Sc4T3
MisterManatee
The man locks himself in hot car video is actually pretty funny
TheMonkeyBomb
I can't, couldn't even finish the whole thing. Take my +1 for tapping out
firebreatheralpha
Lost it a little at baby brows.
pudgychicken
isn't #39 from a meme that says something like "love my new bathbomb"? it's somewhere deep within the recesses of my phone
PineappleSlam
StevenQUrkel
saving for later
fishjoystick
I love schadenfreude
metalfoto
Same
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
QTLingTorrasque
LOL I've never seen this before
Dionysus187
These boost my self esteem so much. My most embarrassing memories mean nothing now.
MechAnon
Wow... #6 needs to be on a list. Tryin to make a change :-/
MizKriss
QuadrilateralEnix
I'm stealing this.
danishjuggler21
Pretty sure #4 is joking :-p
Dionysus187
Probably, and its still cringe inducing because its fucking stupid.
breakdancingzombies
#26 that mother fucker...
LettucePrime
Severely underrated comment.
ahmetselim
I expected all comments to have 'Tryin to make a change :-/' at the end
Synchiropus
IKR? Trying to make a change :-/
Synchiropus
Tryin* Tryin to make a change :-/
Browncoat101
Those fucking ear buds, tho.
mccoma
The peeled oranges are for arthritis sufferers.
RMaybeth
or perhaps just very lazy and indifferent folk such as myself? I want
FjordFiskursson
No.
imforbzy
God damn that was though to read
imforbzy
*touph
imforbzy
*hard
pokebug666
#39 would prolly seem more cringe-worthy if it was way above #20.
SexualHerassment
How is it even cringey? Its just kinda lame funny-ish
joeyjojosharknado
Ah, #20, we meet once again in the comments section. Hello darkness my old friend.
BlueLanternBraxx
I doubt the baby rape one is real but... sadly nowadays you can't be sure..
njullpointer
http://www.inquisitr.com/2741404/woman-who-filmed-baby-rape-targeted-with-threats/
joeyjojosharknado
Does happen and more often than people realise. You can Google it, but, yeah, that's a rabbit hole you probably don't want to go down.
IronicUsername
I honestly didn't even know "texting signatures" was a feature.
Vedakia
It's like a facebook share...quite pointless. Tryin to change my diaper :-/
YutteHermsgervordenbrotborda
As far as I know, it's mostly on phones made in the early 2000s, not smart phones Tryin to make a change :-/
UncleMeaty
It is now. Tryin to make a change :-/
alsoAzrael
No it's not, my phone doesn't do that. Tryin to make a change :-/
OtterAvalanche
Imgur has had it for ages. Really eats up your character limit though Trying to make a change :-/
IllegalDuckling
illthinkofsomethingcleverlater
I imagined the scene from "The Mask"
MissLadyPants
Yea but he's not a cartoon.
override367
you dont know that how dare you assume his physical composition
LordDarkwood
Yeah but the age of that cartoon reference probably means the guy is like 40 years old.
inmat
beluga sounds?
CharmingBearChummy
I don't think the Wireless printer thing is cringey. I think it's so stupid it's funny.
ImgurCelebrity
He's a wild man! A WILD MAN!
veritasgear
I think that was the intent. Op is a little bit faggy.
ReadThatCommentAgainHahMadeYouLook
Same. I think that was the point as well. Several of these are either fake, or just ironic/sarcastic. (I hope)
AlkeneThiol
It's cringey in the "LOL I AM SO RANDOM AND CRAZY!" kinda way
humbook
Huh? Nah, he comes off as making fun of himself coz buying a wireless printer is clearly not wild or dangerous
CharmingBearChummy
Yeah I Unterstand where you are coming from, but I give him the benefit of doubt and assume that he is joking/trolling
BadlPanda
Is nice to see all that fathers learning about decent uniforms for their daughters
SerialChillinSpree
It's tough being a single father out there. The girl tying braids on her friend tutorial is viewed as much. /s
Heavymettle
Gender fluid post daddy physically hurt me, as did the man sleeping in a piss trough.
ILovedUnicornsFirst
Ugh!!!!! I thought that was an industrial kitchen sink or something.
InsertStupidUsernameHere
*hard
goldensky
honestly the daddy one is the least cringy here to me.
jimthe70yearoldfarmer
Are you fucking joking? It's implying that a little kid should need to worry about offending their own parent, and be expected to both 1/2
jimthe70yearoldfarmer
be sensitive to their fucking pronouns and indulge their mental illness by treating them parent as two separate people. Who gives a shit 1/3
jimthe70yearoldfarmer
how they're "feeling", it doesn't fucking matter. Who could possibly imagine a more selfish and self-indulging way to raise a child?
ILovedUnicornsFirst
I support gay, lesbian, bi, trans... Whatever. But Jesus, just pick something and stick with it already.
goldensky
Uh...it's a sexy role-playing thing. Not about a real kid.
jimthe70yearoldfarmer
That's.. so much better. I thought is was like some sort of person imagining what they would have been like with a genderfluid parent.
vondruke
#2 is from a pretty weak satire site. http://dailycaller.com/2013/11/26/prof-corrects-minority-students-capitalization-is-accused-of-racism/
Kythyria
There are people who actually do think that way. Idea is that if you're a minority, you're not making a mistake it's just a dialect.
joeyjojosharknado
"In November 2013, Rust was the target of a protest claiming that microaggressions were common in the culture of UCLA. Approximately 25 ..
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students, many representing Students of Color, staged a sit-in in Rust's classroom and stated that they objected to his writing ...
joeyjojosharknado
of grammatical corrections on assignments. Rust said he was committed to "being rather thorough" with graduate students....
joeyjojosharknado
Rust was defended by former students and also other members of Students of Color."
njullpointer
...dear lord, the idiocy. I really, really hope it's just a stupid joke that too many idiots took seriously, but I have my doubts :(
joeyjojosharknado
This one actually happened though. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val_D._Rust
vondruke
Oh jeez.
OtterAvalanche
Same with the babies and dogs are cowards one if i remember right
vondruke
Oh. Yeah now that's satire. Stop reading after the second one.
hgoadihgsaogh
There's a special bonus cringe in every one of these cringe dumps when you notice OP can't recognize really obvious jokes.
Secsletariat
Yep, that's an onion video.
Aksuuuh
RunnerNS
A few of these were also sarcasm, jokes taken out of context, or just not cringey really.
TheChandrian
Maybe the store that did it was supposed to be the cringy one.
Aksuuuh
Possibly. But even from that pov, it's not really cringy.
TheChandrian
Cringe is probably a bad word. Just stupid and wasteful.
Aksuuuh
Yup, people seem to overuse the label "cringy" today.
inzane
The idea that someone geared up to market and package oranges in this manner is cringeworthy though.
MtMuschmore
My thoughts exactly, not cringe.
lightningweasel
Aren't those oranges packaged for people with arthritis? So they don't have to peel them.
jwatt32
Convenience + laziness
1stLtObvious
But you could just cut it into four and eat it without the need to peel it.
n0vaga5
That seems like a really specific subset of people who eat oranges to be creating an entire product for
Vedakia
I'm not sure...they make eggplant vibrators...I feel like more people have arthritis than want to be fucked by an eggplant? Just my thoughts
override367
there are counties in florida that are like 85% elderly
NoOne428
When your going through a cringe dump and you find something legitimately disgusting
StoicJ
Also known as my roommates...
JadedWombat
I wanted cringe, I got cringe. I also got grossed out, which was not what I wanted. 5/10
Rockageddon
#11 the somethings* that are a valid point out of context please me more. Like I can find hope, even in a cringe dump.
basball6969
You're*
joeyjojosharknado
You'll have to narrow it down for us.
BeefFlaps
Don't make me post the pony jar.
SatoriEnlightenment
The what now?
RedMedal001
Yea, and the baby rape one wtf, people are disgusting
elBajoNegro
You haven't seen the mushroom rag
FinalBackwardsGlance
*you're
Carmichael106
*touph
TheSwedishStag
Spelling is touph
optimisticvulture
The mother that raped her baby is by far the most disgusting.
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ZoidbergIsGreat
I was thinking more rage inducing. But it unlikely she still has custody at least. Poor baby :(
thegreatninjaman
wait what?
Heisanevilgenius
I was more enraged that someone got 4 likes for saying she can do whatever she wants
BeeAtPeace
My first thought was "It's my fist! I can use it to punch this person if I want!"
GloriousWalrus
I actually know the guy who's passed out in the urinals haha
GloriousWalrus
He's a PKA at USC if anyone was wondering
Gayforbae
Pka?
GloriousWalrus
One of the largest frats that thinks they're gentlemen. That's why I had to include it lol
Gayforbae
Oh, I thought it was the Pensacola Kleptomaniacs association
MyOwnWorstFriend
Those are urinals?
GloriousWalrus
In #32 ( I think I'm too tired to count) yeah
Heisanevilgenius
Was it the one where they use the wrong "your"?
cloverexposed
The moldy chicken
LeadByBadExample
You haven't seen mold before? It's not even in the top5
MisterBrent
Thought the fresh foot was worse.
birdbrainedphoenix
The ear buds, ughhhhh
Gayforbae
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Not the mother raping her 1-year-old?????
ghostanom
Yeah the idea is messed up but if u show me a pic of something gross vs telling me about something gross, guess which one will ill react to?
GwentSpecifically
I gagged at the toe nails. That was awful.
StretchRiprock
*Scroll* ... *Scroll* ... *Scrollscrollscrollllllll*
Incidentally
How do you let a nail get that ingrown? How has that to not fallen off yet?
plouffi
I think it's some kind of fungus
crispytortillas
I am traumatized by both the bath tub and the toe nails...good lord. I can look at some fucked upmshit but those are going to haunt me.
revelator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saXtX7veXm0
Lucian156
The ruined caulk or mortar or some s*** or the top ramen?
crispytortillas
While the ramen bath is gross, the other tub pic is the one that will haunt me. I shudder just picturing it. Gah!
Cyrthurix
I immediately started cleaning my house. Just- why do people do this? How? I can be lazy but god DAMN.
FilthyRapscallions
The earbuds got me. Wtf?
sandyposs
One time back in high school, I noticed that the guy sitting next to me had brown earwax oozing out his ears and dribbling onto his face. :X
crispytortillas
STOPIT!
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Right? Who doesn't clean their ears?
override367
that's some resident evil shit
HumanTrampoline
How can anyone seal a bath that badly? It's like they just vomited silicone
MissLadyPants
It looks like it's crud and hasn't been cleaned in years.
OtterAvalanche
I dont even understand how toes get that bad. Its just... So hard for me to comprehend.
ActionArmadillo
Fungus.
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Fat ugly feet, filthy water, dirty tub, nasty ass soap & holder. I see a stained mattress with no sheets in their future. *vomit*
MGM93
Birmingham in a nutshell.
everydaywemovefurtherfromgodslight
This is a pretty fresh dump. It's got that new dump smell. Tryin to make a change :-/
tarataqa
How old are you?
DrJeremyStone
I hear that! Trying to make a change :-/
GreatOdensRaven87
Yeah I'm having tuff..touph..hard time picking my favorite.
STARLORD93
Laughed way too much at this. Trying to make a change :/
Veloqx
gallowsRenegade
I am unsure if I want to upvote or downvote you.
asm80dfa8sdfj
Still working my way through, is it that good? Tryin to make a change :-/
MarkoKraljic
Just trying to bring real hip hop back
Eppiox
Do you have a signature on your messages?
cbh3
Yea. Tryin to make a change :-/
PassiveAgressiveMan
How old are you?
xXAlmakXx
Hahaha I also saw that earlier!
Shkolnikoff
How old are you ?
queenofmachines
23 Tryin to make a change :-/
RelevantRonSwanson
3 Tryin to make a change :-/
inmat
56 Tryin to make a change :-/
Dot4Later
How old are you?
JeremyBeadlesStrongerHand
Pro flirting tip for Evan; steer clear of mentioning you might want to bang a fourth grader.
NameNotFoundException
I always get the feeling that when someone says someone has gotten hot, they're really just saying that they used to look like @OP
SillyJack
It's really more of a third date conversation.
cmraven9
He is clearly not smarter than a 5th grader
n0n53n53
TheChandrian
Thats a lesson we all have to learn on our own.
punkybeanster
Also just steer clear of fourth graders in general.
lemonfluff
Yes and maybe say she is beautiful and compliment her personality / skills rather than "you're bangable". She fucking knows.
OnlyBegottenDaughter
the 'you're too kind" was a dead giveaway. time to shut up now.
ISleptWithSomeoneFromImgurAndAllIGotWasThisStupidUsername
I regret this conversation very much.
stzombie
Accidentally down voted and had a slight panic moment
THRAWN18
I had a massive crush on my 4th grade teacher
prozack8356
That's different.
stainer318
Fucking evan
berli93
He had her right there too. Such a shame
AlgerothCloudkill
Yea man, I'm the other way around, I tell 4th grader I want to bang them when they're 20.
kevind13
I DESPERATELY WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO A SCHOOLBOY
sulfuratus
You know what's better than one 21 year old? Three 7 year olds.
OnlyBegottenDaughter
you are now on a list
sulfuratus
Ah, damn, I could've expected that.
CristhianIR
Occasionalfunnycomment
Or any _____ grader
Phyrzt
Kindergarten and below is the only way to go
Tornadotaco
But if your girlfriend is a teacher is OK to fuck a paper grader
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
I had a guy that I knee from highschool msg me about how hot I turned out. Pro-tip: that is never a compliment, it's an asshole move. At /1
whitewater0034
You used to knee him at high school and he still messaged you? You mst be real hot!
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
least he didn't tell me he wants to fuck children though, so there's that. /2
ChiefJusticeEarlWarren
You just didn't give him enough time
PatrickRob82
Girls are like fractions
FierceCubs
They're 3/5ths?
PatrickRob82
If they're under 13 just do them in your head.
Lowlsqwid
I like to do them on paper
Somanyquestions
Aww, all these 45-65 dads want to help their daughters have a nice school outfit!
ASDusername
Oh my god I just got it!!!
HamsterOnAGoat
oh honey...
WilliamKeith
http://imgur.com/uzdux
RMaybeth
comments better then the img dump here
StevenQUrkel
If you were any more positive you'd get struck by lightning.
Grimdyn
Damn beaten to it
lickmybuttandsuckonmyballs
Yeah...
Pandadog4
To be fair they could be kids using their parents Youtube accounts but I don't think that's the case with all of them
PmMeYourFavoriteDinosaur
I didn't even know there was an audience tab?
TheWarHymn
You can see the audience stats for your own video uploads.
iwillbeback
Me neither! Does anyone know how to find those?
inmat
Pretty sure that was only in the older YouTube.
iwillbeback
Ahh okay. Thanks:)
bryst
You must be new to the internet. Enjoy the innocence.
MisheruEmiya
Lol
ZamboTheGr8
Lol the irony of your comment
andergriff
You must be new to the internet. Enjoy the innocence.
EwGrooss
But that's not why... I mean, that's great that they are taking an active roll in their daughters lives
AVoiceOfReason
Role...
sulfuratus
Are you sure? Who said they weren't rolling through their daughters' lives?
NorthKoreabestKorea
You know that actually may be some of it. Maybe like... 10%, but the prospect makes me a bit happier about the world.
Cruxador
I legitimately believe that that's some of it. If it was what people were thinking, it'd start in late 20s or early 30s.
totallyrealname
Me too. I want to believe.
BattleWizard
My kids don't have their own Google accounts. They use mine.
CrimeThinker
I believe this for some but a 45+ year old dude named BattleWizard having kids? :S
BattleWizard
Hey! I'm only 40!
Monkofthepast
Same here. My kid was watching YouTube and subscribing. took forever to get rid of all of them. Also, there is a lot of weird shit on yt.
TheOtherBrotherOfTheMotherOfDragons
Theres also this
upvotesforass
.
micotyro
You're a good boy/girl.
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CrimeThinker
Daddy Dom/"little person" is an entirely different thing.
micotyro
Doesn't have that same "innocence" If I say it like that
DrJeremyStone
*criinge* Trying to make a change :-/
Sprixxen
Do you have signature on your imgur comments?
MrHashSlingingSlasher
NO Tryin to make a change:-/
Inslag
Yeah why? Trying to make a change :-/
DrJeremyStone
Yea Trying to make a change :-/
TheSwedishStag
I see what you did there Trying to make a change :-/
ItsCandleJack
Well of course you did, you're not deaf Trying to make a change :-/
somekindafuckingidiot
why yes that was the joke he made indeed. very observant.