RegularForcesMedic

164 pts ยท June 2, 2016


That's a shitty loan.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The toilet seat has nothing to do with your relationship history.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

If only that made sense.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Your credit must suck. 14 percent? Shiz.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Sorry, Mom, I won't be by to visit until those photos are taken down."

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not about touching it, genius. It's about not falling into the toilet upon sitting down in the dark.

8 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 8

Humpback whales are identified by their tails, each is as unique as a fingerprint. Marine biologists index photographs of whale tails. ',:-)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I abdicated the Church of Apple after hating my iPhone 4 the entire time I had it.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

This isn't difficult, OP. She's screwing someone else in your home. Change the locks, pack up her stuff, call her and tell her it's over.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Monkeys will punish those who seek good, beneficial things if they have to experience momentary discomfort. Good thing we're not monkeys.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

He seems to be a sweet, smart doggo otherwise.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Cute, but I would lose patience with an animal in my face as I'm eating. It's all bad training, IMHO, but it's her home and her doggo.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

I unfollowed the Female Thoughts page after becoming mildly enraged by their inability to spell "best friend" using two separate words.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

No, it's pronounced "fih-nuh."

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

It's redneck for "fixing to," which was bastardized to "fittin' ta," and then further bastardized to "finna."

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 5

Well, it's all about you. ,':-)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Right? Bubbles pop eventually.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I fully expect that these alpacas will be renamed YaLunch and YaBags.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Get a job anyway and put the stipend into a CD. Let that free money work for you.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No, everyone does not tailgate.

8 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

Kylie can't low key do anything.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

He may already have a home. Report your find to the nearby rescues and shelters.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

Stove top is cheaper and tastes better. For the price of 3 bags of microwave popcorn, I can buy a big bag of popcorn that lasts a month.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So glad to know that you hate that and have a name for it. ;)

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

(I was a baker before I was a medic) Have a wonderful day!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Puts them into the oven. Loaves with a shiny crust get a steam treatment right when they start to bake.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The loaves then go into the proof box to rise. After they rise, a baker uses a sharp knife to cut the pretty vent marks and...

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This means bakers don't have to weigh each piece. Some dividers also have rounders to make round loaves.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The machine is a hydraulic dough divider. After the dough has been mixed and rested, it's put into the divider to be equally portioned.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0