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AnnieBahde
Whoever cleans the toilet gets to decide the default. It seems like a fair trade off: deal with the mess, dominion over the seat.
yarnicorns
Put the lid down anyways. No one wants shit partials on their toothbrush.
Fancypantsicecream
Cats like to drink out of the toilet anyway. I keep it closed
CreepyPhlox
YES PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD THIS IS ALL I ASK!!!
Seawolff81
Always put the damn lid down. It keeps shit from flying in the air when you flush
Jantessa
As a woman, yes do this. Close the portal to filth before something falls in there.
MohawkDave
We have a Mastiff. Always close both lids or else you get the worst slobber everywhere.
ValdesMonster
I'm pretty sure she would love if you put both down. I would.
ImProbablyJoking
ITT: a lot of guys pissing in the sink like it’s a normal thing. Sounds gross to me. I’d rather put the seat down.
glassweaver
Pee is sterile and you already use the sink to wash butt juice and the occasional toiler paper poop slip off your hands.
boobiesarelifetho
1. Always close the lid you uncivilized heathen. 2. It's not about touching anything, it's so they don't fall in ass first and get stuck
boobiesarelifetho
BECAUSE YOU DO GET STUCK AND HAVE YOU EVER HAD TO PULL A SCREAMING PREGNANT WOMAN OUT OF A TOILET BEFORE JONATHAN FUCKING PUT THE SEAT DOWN
bnice38
TCGView
I have ALWAYS put the lid down as well.
Copperbrat
It's as if they put a lid on the toilet for a reason!
ExitPursuedBySeveralBears
Why is basic hygiene an issue now??
flyerofplanes
both seat and lid down. cats.
thosearetheboobsimlookingfor
I do, every time.
lacnome
Same, never really had any complaints.
HolyHellJezebel
I have 3 cats. I always close the lid so the little fuckers don't play in the water.
boobiesarelifetho
I have two dogs. You don't want toilet water kisses. Ewww.
SmolTenk
Yes? Why wouldnt you?
glassweaver
What does putting the lid down do for you though, unless you're keeping a dog/toddler from drinking the poop water?
RegularForcesMedic
It's not about touching it, genius. It's about not falling into the toilet upon sitting down in the dark.
PostedTheGifNowMainAccountIsBanned
It's not difficult to put the seat down in the dark. Unless for some reason your windows are opaque, there will always be enough light to
PostedTheGifNowMainAccountIsBanned
see it's still up.
iupvoteallthingsdogwellmostthingsdog
My ex would scream in horror when at night she would sit only to find both closed and her pee splashing everywhere but in the toilet!
iupvoteallthingsdogwellmostthingsdog
Why she started peeing before she was actually on the seat to know better, I will never understand. :P
SerenitysEnd
If we men can look before we piss so can they
Skande
If it's such a pain to lift it and put it back down, you can always sit, too. Or perfect your aim.
PostedTheGifNowMainAccountIsBanned
If it's such a pain to put it down and lift it back up, you can always piss on the floor. Or grow a dick.
Skande
Many women do just that... It's not really a gender issue that makes lid down default, it's just unsightly otherwise.
Morenn
It is not about touching it. It is about accidentally sitting down when the toilet seat is up falling in and the shock of cold touching you!
glassweaver
Why don't you look at what you're about to sit down on first? I'm much more concerned about the seat somehow being visibly dirty.
Morenn
I pee few times a day, every day, every week and so on. Sometimes when I'm sleepy or in a hurry I don't pay attention and i clean my toilet.
witsd
Always put the lids down. Why else does it exist?
HowBoutThemDawgs
Peeing sitting down as a man (at home) is the way to go. No lifting dirty seat or putting down, no splashing, no aiming and time on phone
Moonattack100
My question is, why do people lift up the seat? Like, I go from the edge of the bowl to the middle and then lean in when I'm done so I 1/2
Moonattack100
Don't get pee on the seat or anything. 2/2
thedeg
But then you have to unbuckle your pants and dread the witches kiss. I say no!
HowBoutThemDawgs
Lol I have never heard that I had to Google it. Yep, does happen but toilet is clean from never splashing!
thedeg
Even the cleanest of witches kisses is still a witches kiss.
glassweaver
Doesn't usually happen if you spray the bowl just right. Much harder to do if not sitting. And fuck yeah phone time.
brandibythebeach
EVERYONE SHOULD PUT THE LID DOWN. #shitflieseverywhere
fredbloxx
well *your* shit might fly everywhere... how about you demolish the building and build a new, *clean*, one after every shit?
meresin2718
If you can smell it, the particles are already everywhere.
getmo
"Fecal aerosolization"
prfesser
Mythbusters did a piece that demonstrated that when you flush, a fine mist goes everywhere (toothbrush, towels). Yes, put the lid down.
ililililililililililililili
Why y'all gotta be putting the toilet in the same room you clean in. Dumbass architects.
Drakenborn
Yeah and even the control tooth brush kept no where near a toilet tested positive for fecal matter. Closing the lid doesn't help and (1/2)
Drakenborn
Honestly I strongly urge anyone to just go ahead and skip that episode.
ZeroZeta
If you put down the lid, water won't splash everywhere, and items won't fall into the toilet. Weird, right?
Rabinu
Of you drop stuff in the toilet it's because you are clumsy... And water doesn't splash out of it
aneverydaychocolatestarfish
But how will you know if it's a double flusher or maybe something worth the poop knife?
Kushita
Lionskull
That's fine, it's strengthens the immune system.
ArnarGunnarsson
I think that the people who dont think of this do not cleane for them selves. As in, there parents do it for them...
FierceAndAdorable
Or their wives who ask them to put seat/lid down
GingersGoRawr
Wheres that grammarnazi guy
PostedTheGifNowMainAccountIsBanned
I've been blackout drunk using my phone over the toilet while pissing and even then I didn't drop it in there. How do some of you people
PostedTheGifNowMainAccountIsBanned
not forget how to breathe?
lookingOknaked
My sis made a big deal about how its more hygenic to put down the seat, but when I told her to put down the lid too, hypocrisy emerged.
WouldYouLikeaForkinKnife
Does your toilet spray water when it flushes? I’ve never had that happen
sportbilly1979
Apparently water (and other!) droplets can spray about 2 metres from the bowl. No idea how far that is with the crazy overfull US toilets
insegrevious
Hah, jokes on you, we eat lots of diary and don’t drink water often, so way less trips to the toilet.
TheLetterKay
Everyone I know gets the runs from dairy. . .
YeahWellAboutThat
Had a soccer match once in a stadium where they were remodeling the locker rooms; they put in one of those old-style German toilets with 1/2
YeahWellAboutThat
a "shelf" and added an *insanely* high-pressured flusher, but no lid (yet?). You had to leave the stall and make a long arm, reaching in 2/3
YeahWellAboutThat
through a gap in the door to flush or you would get a rather unpleasant shower. 3/3
ApolloTheSpaceFox
every toilet does
WouldYouLikeaForkinKnife
Wtf ... not that I’ve noticed, mine flushes pretty slow, I’ll take a close look for that next time though
ZachsAnomaiy
On a microscopic level. The spray has been measured as traveling up to six feet like a human sneeze and can carry fecal particles in the air
SexSponge
How about you put the toilet lid down before you flush so that your bathroom isn't disgusting?
tehgregzor
Yeah I like to taunt my turds as they get flushed
ddcrowFlyer
Brilliant.
isitworthitthenlemmelurkit
thedeg
Its disgusting anyway
notQuipster
The fuck kind of toilets you using? The tornado 3000?
ddcrowFlyer
How am I gonna see those logs go down then?? So ha, your not so smart now are ya
GTAVivacious38
Glass lid
AGSFunction1
2 words: glass toilet
Xyzair
I personally recommend plexiglass... even though a porthole would be pretty cool.
brandsilven
I need one of those. Right now, I can't see shit.
janeyomac
It's not about touching the lid you numpty.
b0tticelliw0man
Upvote for 'numpty'
ddcrowFlyer
Liar
PenisShapedPoops
One day you'll leave the seat up. In the middle of the night you'll have a massive urge to poop. As you rush in and sit down and your butt
PenisShapedPoops
falls into the water, splashing you with.cold water up to your gnads, you'll think "Well at least I didn't have to touch the seat."
GiFucked
Reminds me of https://imgur.com/7Nh0tZb
cloudandtrains
Its about power
Shitposting2017
#equality am I right?
deanosaurusflex
This. It's about not falling in when they forget to look.
Howdoilife
Look before you leap. I always look to make sure the lid is up before I piss, just look before you sit. Are some of you 6 years old?
getmo
If I can look down to put up the seat up before I piss all over it, you can look down to put the seat down before you put your ass on it.
carbolicious
My husband thought this until he fell in at 3am in the morning. He now always puts it down.
fairybug
As a woman: YES. Seriously, how hard is it to just look before you sit? I've made that blunder before, but that's my fault, not men's.
IDownvoteUnsaucedPosts
If you both put the seat down things are cleaner and totally equal, why is anyone even fighting about this shit lol?
deanosaurusflex
The "you" you're referring to is not me, as I'm a male and not an asshole. So I put the seat down.
Imguralterego
Not at 3 in the morning when you are half asleep. Dunkin' buttcheeks are nasty!
NameNotFoundException
So you're saying I should piss on the seat after a certain hour?
ApidaeEveryday
I still have to aim properly at 3 in the morning or risk pissing everywhere. It's a zero sum game.
JAPONfan
I just piss in the sink. I have to run the water to wash my hands anyway
Tunaccat
I'm terrified that some of your "I do that too!" replies are from people who aren't joking
timmy26
Why didn’t I think of that!!!
TheBlackVan
I just piss on my hands and rub them together.
m0wgli
A little stinky for my taste
LiterallyCthulhu
As disgusting as we all are, I have done it as well.
soejmud
I think that's normal.
ontimegreg
I thought I was the only one
MINIMVM
Me too brudda
Magpiebones
Wont it splatter a bit?
RunningForEverAndEver
I mean college was college every one was doing it
Mokisan
Just be sure to take the dishes out first...
cusman99
“It’s water efficient and you get to feel like a renegade in your own home” -Hannibal Buress
ChingChongNein
God dammit he found a loophole
ddcrowFlyer
wsando
Bitten1x
Hell yeah......and it's a great way to rinse the food bits off of the dishes
intergalacticbuttjazz
you don't even need to run the tap just use the yellow water
GTAVivacious38
I know I do.
lopeardgaloot
You cud jest pee on your hands and save a step
theAught
I'm 6'5" .. sink is easy at 3 am
SingingMeAndCthulioDownByRlyehFhtagn
Never understood why restrooms needed a urinal AND a sink.
Cindersolace
Me either, I'm glad other people wash their hands in the urinals too!
Combatmatt
The soap is always so hard to get to..
interwoven222
Uses less water too...and you can pee off any toothpaste stain clinging to the sink.
CrosswalkNinja
Grosssssss
MissPhoenix56
How short are the sinks you fuckers use? It would be much more comfortable to sit on the damn toilet to piss than to try to stand on my toes
interwoven222
Just pull it up and over the sink. If it's a really tall sink then use one hand to hold it going up, then the other hand to angle it down.
Iamhereforyourviewingpleasure
I'm short but I throw my dick over the sink margin like a firefighter's hose.
beersweneedbeers
I'm 6ft6 so all sinks are fair game
JAPONfan
Just, you know, grow a little.
mostpeople
I used to feel bad about it. But I haven’t not pissed in the sink for years
Skokinhelicopter
You are going to need that poop knife for the sink.
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Skokinhelicopter
I would have to install one in my bathroom then. Good thinking.
YasmineGRL
Who poops with the toilet lid up?
ekstw
Ya. No waffle stomp in the sink. Damn shame
WellThatsOriginal
Imgur taught me what the waffle stomp is so I understand. +1
theperfectusernamedoesntexist
Dude. I have been doing this for over a decade. It's how I tested my wife before we were engaged. She thought it was sensible.
mostpeople
I was just gonna never tell. My great fear is getting caught, sometimes a flush just to cover it
PinkGoddessAlice
As a woman, I absolutely wish I could easily pee in the sink. I don't know why this could be considered wrong.
rollercroaster
The smell is my only objectio6
rollercroaster
Objection*
theperfectusernamedoesntexist
Do it. But expect a lot of clean up.
Sedlyf
Omg...You do it as well, i thought I'm the only fucker who's does that shit.
gablestout
No, you most certainly are not
PaleChixAreMyFetish
I lay my dick over the the edge on the sink on the daily. Quiet in the middle of the night.
theglimmeringwarlock
Am i the only one who in the morning with a boner just open the shower, lets it fly. Much easier then letting the drawbridge down.
ddcrowFlyer
Add 1 to the club, I'm in
WellThatsOriginal
Metoo
CanadaEhBuddy
#metoo
OurLordAndSaviourHarambe
Me3
rottenKiwY
THERE IS DOZENS OF US!
TyrionLannisterTheImp
Dozens!