ProbablyCrazier

154519 pts ยท February 28, 2013


Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice My thoughts are my own, or possibly alien mind control. This isnt a dating profile, so I dont know why youre reading it. I like lists, so heres a list about me: -Canadian -Ginger -I was on High Q as a teen -Voracious reader -I was on Geek Squad -Fairly good head start on becoming a cyborg with the metal plates Ive acquired in my body over the last few years. -Accident prone (see above) -Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (well technically leap down, not over, and not without injury; see previous two points) -I used to be pretty (see previous three points) Thanks for playing along, Im an ass, if I make a rude comment, remember I dont mean it and Im just trying to get a rise out of you.

It's not being replaced, it's carrying on with legacy. His son on vocals, I 100% think it's fucking awesome.

14 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Real bad is an understatement. The country is insolvent. The economy is propped up by AI bullshit and the rest of the world isn't investing. The US is hemoraging money and the only way to solve it in the current political climate is to start bankrupting every country that holds bonds against the US so that no one wins.

14 hours ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 3

no no, hair, not face.

15 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They don't have that worry, at all. Israel has spent more than a century dehumanizing Palestinians and arabs in general. They don't believe them to be capable of civilized life, they think they're all stupid tribal nomads and they want them out (of what they consider their home) even though its just continuously stolen land for over 150 years.

17 hours ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

I don't know, but I'm more concerned about the fact that your hand appears to have been cut off at the wrist and pinky!

20 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

But... How are people supposed to hear how big his penis is?!

23 hours ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Thank you for passing on such arcane knowledge as the definition of an Atomic Wedgie...

23 hours ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

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23 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why does she have a mustache?

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I shattered my orbit many years ago, lost depth perception for about 2 years while my eye healed. Also, working in a warehouse occasionally driving a forklift. Definitely took a while to learn how shadows fall on things from certain angles instead of relying on depth perception... Between that and the 30 minute highway drive to and from work everyday I adapted pretty fast I think!

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Simply delightful.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

3 - Now!

1 day ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Sadly, they're here to stay.

1 day ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Free will is an illusion, we're all just electrochemical storage devices drifting through space just tryin' to have the dopamine flow more than it doesnt

1 day ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You're not alone... and if you ever need help with that... lol

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

52 years ago was 1974... You're right, it IS important to be clear. It actually started in 1870. 156 years ago.

1 day ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

But yeah, they're totally just protecting themselves... /s

1 day ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Touch the butt!

1 day ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

It's not a new trend, and it's common. Isreal has been feeding their people the narrative that Paletinians aren't even human beings for almost 100 years. Of course this is the result. THEN add in the extra "gods chosen people" nonsense, they know the US has their back no matter what fight they start.

1 day ago | Likes 347 Dislikes 2

They asked for WRONG answers.

2 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Murder Chicken.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Fuck, I can still hear the hollow pop in the back of my mind...

2 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

daw... If I didn't know how troublesome they can be I'd be really inclined to make them more comfortable.

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There's a fair amount of smoke that "maybe" might say the brakes on the trailer failed and he was just trying to avoid a collision after that...

2 days ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Yeah, that's why there's alllll that extra fat on the first picture right? lol Also, what's picture #3 of hmmm? That's not a cloth. That's the slab of meat, then #4 cut, then #1 trimmed. The photo order is #2, #3, #4, #1

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They didn't, the first picture is the trimmed cuts after you take off the outer crust from the aging process.

4 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It's way more basic than that. She was fresh out of jail, and my friend wanted her to meet someone that would show her a good time as it were.

4 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Nothing to fix from where I stood lol

4 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

Naw, just a 13700K, but the waterblock covers the VRM to make overclocking a breeze to manage heat.

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0