ProbablyCrazier

154516 pts ยท February 28, 2013


Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice My thoughts are my own, or possibly alien mind control. This isnt a dating profile, so I dont know why youre reading it. I like lists, so heres a list about me: -Canadian -Ginger -I was on High Q as a teen -Voracious reader -I was on Geek Squad -Fairly good head start on becoming a cyborg with the metal plates Ive acquired in my body over the last few years. -Accident prone (see above) -Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (well technically leap down, not over, and not without injury; see previous two points) -I used to be pretty (see previous three points) Thanks for playing along, Im an ass, if I make a rude comment, remember I dont mean it and Im just trying to get a rise out of you.

It's my Cake Day

Points 11
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If only it were a joke

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We All Knew

Points 30
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An Imgur Goodbye

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The Heart of a Demon

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My First Video Game

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Welcome

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Last night worked perfectly!

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Game Day!!!

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Green Shirt Guy

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I for one.

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I Also Like Sci-Fi

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Stick.....

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Happy Valentine's Day

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Rocket

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Always remember

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Abandon Thread!

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Splash!

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Melvin

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Just Tony being Tony

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Should You?!

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He Said

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Latest Creation

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The Pain Train

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The Sun...

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You Know

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Church in a Stripmall

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Should You?!

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Oil Prices

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I need one of these.

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Just a Mousetrap

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How I feel today

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Rooty Tooty Disco Cutie

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Pain

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Watch that last step,

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MFW

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Stick.....

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Batteries

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This isn't too rapey

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Something Strange...

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So much Cute

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How Can She Slap?

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domo arigato

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Kick me in the junk for salt and pepper.

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Why so Defensive?

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Ow my dick

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Sounds about right.

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Tamakeri

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Prince had Pussy Control

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Don't

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Death By Colonoscopy

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Eat the baby!

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MFW

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Pokemon Go

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High Fi...err... Fist bu.... ahhh...

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1, 2, 3...

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LOG!

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