ProbablyCrazier

132081 pts ยท February 28, 2013


Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice My thoughts are my own, or possibly alien mind control. This isnt a dating profile, so I dont know why youre reading it. I like lists, so heres a list about me: -Canadian -Ginger -I was on High Q as a teen -Voracious reader -I was on Geek Squad -Fairly good head start on becoming a cyborg with the metal plates Ive acquired in my body over the last few years. -Accident prone (see above) -Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound (well technically leap down, not over, and not without injury; see previous two points) -I used to be pretty (see previous three points) Thanks for playing along, Im an ass, if I make a rude comment, remember I dont mean it and Im just trying to get a rise out of you.

I Also Like Sci-Fi

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Green Shirt Guy

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Last night worked perfectly!

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Something Strange...

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Welcome

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Nothing to see here...

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Melvin

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We All Knew

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He Said

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Should You?!

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Stick.....

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I for one.

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It's Istanbul

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You Know

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Should You?!

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Stick.....

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Rooty Tooty Disco Cutie

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Why so Defensive?

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The Sun...

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Always remember

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Splash!

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So much Cute

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Just a Mousetrap

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domo arigato

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Eat the baby!

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Pokemon Go

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Watch that last step,

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Latest Creation

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Abandon Thread!

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Kick me in the junk for salt and pepper.

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Just Tony being Tony

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Pain

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Rocket

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Dolphin Love

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1, 2, 3...

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Prince had Pussy Control

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Death By Colonoscopy

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How I feel today

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Fuck being shot by a cop.

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Never Forget

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Church in a Stripmall

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It's coming

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How Can She Slap?

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What a time to be alive...

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Well USA

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This isn't too rapey

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Batteries

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Don't

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Tamakeri

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High Fi...err... Fist bu.... ahhh...

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MFW

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MFW

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LOG!

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Sounds about right.

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Oil Prices

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