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Israel is desperate for dead americans to aid their fascism
Mar 26, 2026 12:23 AM
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
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Israel is desperate for dead americans to aid their fascism
activeracer28
I turn 42 in a couple of months. I'm definitely celebrating this one.
flexstar
Well ..
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McBzz
They want to draft all the “democrats” while all their little shitheel kids stay home to rape whoever is left behind..
hyperchondriac
They don't start a draft with 40 year olds though.
ePluribus
I see a LOT of MPs having to deal with a flood of 1st-Offenders suddenly rushing them with bags of bud in hand, smoke pouring out of their ears, trying to get a 2nd conviction before they get deployed to the Meat Grinder.
Kenbamazingbutprobablywontbe
If they call a draft the white house will get burned down... the rest of it i mean.
BlackMoira
We will know it is one step from a draft when they drop the standards enough that Rittenhouse can finally get in. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/rittenhouse-military-enlistment-test/
discostewsm
Notice how so many of these pedophile supporters are joining ICE? Something tells me they are going to be exempt from a possible draft.
RetrogradeLlama
It not about Israel.
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail.
Eyeetsass
They’ll want to draft up all the liberals. Yeah. That’s gonna show us. Give us rifles, and basic training. My fuck are they stupid.
ispendtomuchtimehere
can I join the army if I'm antifa?
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
Probably not.
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
You're 42 and you say to yourself 'now is the time to be a private in the army'
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worm61
The reason America hasn’t risen up in revolt thus far is because people don’t really do that en masse unless they collectively have nothing to lose, unless the risk of doing nothing outweighs the risk of revolution, and the US has not reached that point for most people. A draft may well put us over that edge.
iguanodont
If you can get high for your country, you can die for your country.
mksu
tbh the Military has been getting increasingly desperate for recruits for years. I don't think an actual draft is in the cards because that might actually convince people to shoot Trump before they go die in a desert for Israel.
PostalHeathen
Hint: They always lower the standards when they need lots of bodies in uniform. Don't be a future casualty in Trump's war. Or anyone else's war, for that matter.
BenderRodriguz1010
IakobZ
Have you heard about "McNamara morons"?
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yes
duktayp
Soon
marshmallowcommando
nik282000
"I'm glad you changed your name you son of a bitch" Solid victory speech.
scribnibbler707
Haha 4/20 that's the drug day. But I'm sure it's just a funny accident, clearly Hegseth did it to celebrate Hitlers birthday
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lol
CallMeMcGyver
Next up: You'll get a full pardon for whatever crimes you've committed (nothing is off the table... Robbery, Rape, Murder, Trafficking children for sex... anything) if you agree to fight on the front line in Iran... just like in Mother Russia.
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
I mean, I'm not opposed to kiddy-diddlers dying for foreign interests, but right now it feels like they're more likely to be propped up and supported by those interests.
ourari
Started thinking of a joke along the lines of 'joint forces', but can't laugh at this shit... Dark times.
blaghart
The solution to not being drafted: stop being cis. You dont even have to go full trans, just non-binary is enough to bar you from military service
Magnar1183
I've never been more glad to be queer!
NekoMiko06
Yay, I win! And my prize? probably getting put on a list…
Draygen
My son always hits recruiters with the ol' one-two punch of Autism and ADHD. The really pushy ones get the double tap of scoliosis and colorblindness.
laternamagicalux
Don't worry. A lot of dumb adhd/autism fans are pushing the blantantly moronic idea that absolutely everyone has adhd/autism, so that don't matter any more. Now the bodily problems though, hold a tight grip on those. They can save his life.
thedarkcanuck
Crazy that you have to fend off military recruiters. The Canadian military has recruiters too, but you have to approach them.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Great, let's lower the bar even more foe ice agents. Got a cousin pregnant? No problem! Killed 3 black men? So what, they were black!
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
This isn't ICE, that bar is already buried in the dirt. They accept pedophiles. At least, ones without a conviction.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
Looks like that's about to change.
TankoJoe
Okie dokie, if I get called up I'll just take the Maxwell Q. Klinger route.
gablestout
Except nobody believed Klinger, and in the end, he ended up staying in Korea!
psugab
Funny they were more tolerant in the 50s
gablestout
I don't know if I'd go so far as to take the idea that being transsexual and therefore mentally unfit, unsuitable, or undesirable for military service as "more tolerant", especially since it would be another 60 years before you could even be openly homosexual in the U.S. military without threat of discharge
psugab
It was a joke because we are going back to that disgraceful time
OutlawGerman
This feels read bad my dudes. Like read bad. My gut tells me were gonna see a fucking draft come up
Jamesstin
I'm hoping the dumb fucks try it.
GoodEveningThisIsWhatAButtDoesPBBPPBBTT
Everybody's got bone spurs now
TheDoctorCrankenstein
Already met an idiot on this site trying to push that a draft wouldn't be a bad idea.
Fucking authoritarian cuck.
Johnsky
... well that would line up with the unemployment issue on its way.
ThingsThatDontJustifyGenocide
"age increased" + "hey, a little pot is fine", yeah.
It's also a way to skirt the discharges for pot-smoking recruits, too
ionicseraph
Luckily I got me my handy dandy auto-immune disorder that precludes me from any military service. Was a bit of a bummer when I attempted to enlist in the Navy...
peruvianfightingmidgets
Plus the fact that other than Israel you have no allies in this war. Normally allies help make up the numbers and you dont got none.
NeoNeanderthal
Soldiers toking up to avoid Iran was in the news this week.
Pistolstar86
Captain: Are you snorting coke off of your Rifle nugget??
Me: God damn right captain. I will show myself out.
NightOwlRally
Like that one part in Dune part 1 where the baron is like "when is a gift, not a gift?"
Mxlespxles
Stoned soldiers sounds like a bad idea yeah
psugab
Never been so glad I turned 43
Xique
Im only 40, but my medical problems seem less bad now
ProbablyCrazier
Real bad is an understatement. The country is insolvent. The economy is propped up by AI bullshit and the rest of the world isn't investing. The US is hemoraging money and the only way to solve it in the current political climate is to start bankrupting every country that holds bonds against the US so that no one wins.
ChicanoBatman
well written
valen00
If you look at ~1930's germany you can see an alternate way out of debt. For some reason everything keeps coming back to around that time and location hey.
NoCapForRealForReal
Yup. This impending crash won't be "global" - it will be the US exclusively, and most bridges have been burned with allies in the last year
SaturnineCult
If you read/watch what the certain billionaires have said, this is exactly what they want. To split US into a 'manageable' pieces.
IncognitoEnthusiast
It absolutely will be global, the US completely crashing out will have massive issues across the globe, not to mention other countries are doing a lot of the same things. Saying it will be isolated to the US is just false.
Rhythmaster
It's already a global energy crisis that he caused. USA is actually MORE insulated from the oil price shocks/hormuz blockage than a lot of other nations. And nobody is going to be sympathetic to Americans bitching about gas prices when Philippines is in a state of emergency and Cubans are dying without power and you know, all the war crimes USA and Israel military are doing. They bombed a dairy farm in ecuador...
IncognitoEnthusiast
Im not sure what you're getting at, but we were talking about actual collapse of the US and what it would do. Not what would happened while it burned down.
TheOriginalLongWeiner
Just legalize the damn plant already!
Flareside
But it might make white women willing to sleep with black men. We cant have that. *Clutches pearls* /s
CapttainKillJoy
“Meh”- people invested heavily in private prisons and/or pharmaceutical and alcohol manufacturers.
P0sit1veTh0ughts
If you don’t live in a shitty state, it is. NY here. I buy medical grade ounces for 100 bucks and currently have 6 plants in my grow tent in the basement.
fillerbunny9
I live in a shitty state and even we have recreational cannabis. You have to live in godsdamned bog water of a state to not, at this point.
SteveTheEgg
Nah man, it's legal in a lot of shitty states too.
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sweeet
Hashbrown123
I live in NH. Our motto is "Live Free or Die" but we are the only state in New England it isn't legal.
secularink
Ouch, that's not nice.
N0TFR13ND
My state is a shitty state where possessing cannabis is more dangerous than having a gun!!!
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filteredcontextmeme
In VA we can have our own plants and our own guns 😂
bikergeek6249
Needs to be legal federally, else employers can still ban it and lean on "But it's still illegal federally" as a justification, and use of it can be used to deny you your 2A rights.
P0sit1veTh0ughts
I’ve had 7 different jobs in the 5 years it’s been legal and never once has me testing positive for marijuana been an issue. One job was as a cook for a hospitals keep home and another was being a Residential Manager for State and Federally funded houses for the mentally challenged.
P0sit1veTh0ughts
And both of those jobs do extensive background checks. Was hired just fine with testing positive for marijuana. The Residential Managers position for the houses for the mentally disabled had my test shipped to a lab in Penn. Had a guy call me to tell me I tested positive for marijuana. I was like “ok”. He was confused and says “that means I have to alert your employer of that.” Again I’m like “ok”. He’s confused at this point. I say “recreational is legal in NY. I buy weed by mail even”.
TheOriginalLongWeiner
CA. 6 ladies in the yard every year. I only visit the shops as a treat.
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That's so nice. :)
P0sit1veTh0ughts
That’s how to do it. Grow your own to save money. Then every now and then buy a little something to treat yourself :)
Whenthepiecesaresmalltaketwo
Braggers the lot of you! I’m in Idaho, Utah at least has medical cannabis, Utah is more liberal than my state! How can this be?! Oh yeah we are only half Lds the other half super MAGA. The LDS church is less extreme compared to the MAGA churches on a lot of issues. Who knew?
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interesting to hear