PbZeppelin

13902 pts · February 6, 2013


Rene Descartes walks into his favorite bar and the bartender asks if he wants his usual drink. To this Descartes replies, "I think not," and therefore suddenly disappears.

no ragrets

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I realize there's no real point to that, I just figured someone might find it interesting. Sorry for being like snapple. Bats are cool. 2/2

10 years ago | Likes 133 Dislikes 1

Bats are common in traditional Chinese painting because the word for bat "蝠" (fú) is homophonous with the word for good fortune "福" (fú) 1/2

10 years ago | Likes 268 Dislikes 2

Even if it leads somewhere, Han will shoot first.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

http://imgur.com/0uvEdRW

11 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Schenley was sold to Guiness in 1987. Judging by the label, from what I've seen, it looks like its from the early 80's. That's just a guess

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess this Carrot can still talk Angua too

11 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This reminds me of a joke: "Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting doctor." "Interrupting doct-" "You have cancer."

11 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 5

I've always thought sign language was pretty handy

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No means Nobelium

11 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

You are correct. I think this chart was made in 2009 so it's missing I Shall Wear Midnight (witches) and Snuff (watch)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

this should be what opens first when browsing user submitted late night...

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

well it looks like I'm going to be making a lot of majora's mask references the dawn of that day...

12 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good answer but I wonder how many of Radio Disney's listeners would understand why.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

deal with it

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Apollo Creed (played by Carl Weathers) is the guy who beat Rocky in "Rocky I."

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

math friends? that seems rational

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

google this: sqrt(cos(x))cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-.07)(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2),-sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Are you still there?" Where the hell else am I going to be Pandora.

13 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0