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satanismybitch
DAT GWYNETH!
zenokill
I don't know what the people that named her most beautiful woman in the world were smoking.
CGMR
Um, what about the billions and billions of dollars?!
foremma
He always makes me love him more... Every f*cking time!
Drumknott
Seriously!? No one would take SCARLETT JOHANNSEN?
MeanwhileBackOnEarth
His bank account. (Of course RDJ doesn'tt need that..)
EmilMossingJensen
There is a difference a multi billion dollar bank account and a well paid actors account!
ihunttallmen
swoon.
MotherofMrFace
I'd say take the badass attitude, but I think that's all RDJ to begin with
murine
Aww. Pepper Potts is so hot, and I don't mean her appearance. She is intelligent, funny, caring and loving wife. I love how serious RDJ is.
tigirl6412
the suit
shadowbre
I SHIP IT
gandalfv314159
why not billionaire status?
kateronium
I want freaking JARVIS!
TransverseHomoclinicPoint
Chris Martin can't be too happy about that.
therealgiraffe
Chris Martin? I think Happy Hogan would be pissed.
honeybadgerdontgiveashit
Didn't realize Martin was married to Pepper Potts.
Snoogypie
i would choose potts tooo, she's so hot and so great!!
chickenwingking
That robot crane thing. So I have someone to take to.
KoalaBe
Dummy/Dum-e I too would keep him cause he's so awesome :3
AlbusBrianWulfricPercivalDumbledore
JARVIS!
RandomImgurian
Yes. I really need that.
Smelsea
On a completely unrelated note, YOUR NAME IS DRIVING ME INSANE. YOU SIR/MAAM ARE A TROLL ; ;
CarryOnMyWaywardTardis
JARVIS google midget porn xD
GoogleFucker
dude, your username is driving me up a wall.
seanweinstein
hevurr
so so accurate
eggwig
Absolutely perfect.
waaasssuuppp
His hair -.- No
RabbitoftheMoon
RDJ does whatever he damn well pleases!
bakitus
In his defense, he had been working out
JustASmallTownMinnesotanImgurlLivingInALonelyWorld
This is acceptable.
Scourge248
"I'm going to allow it."
Snoogypie
i would pick her too shes so damm hot!
penelopepicklepants
The intellect. Brainy is the new sexy.
willek
If you get the intellect, you have the capacity for suit, bank account, etc too? :)
TehAccountant
Why am I single again, oh yeah, there is such a thing as too brainy
ImABluebonnetThatsWhyNoOnePicksMe
Your whip madam...take it off my cheek please...
ScheherazadeDreams
+1 for Irene Adler quote.
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
well considering with the intellect he got everything else yes I would say this is obviously the best choice ever XD
horsebananas
What do you mean "new"? Maybe its more popular, but its always been sexy.
deathbychai
i named my iphone pepper b/c she keeps track of everything for me. :)
Quessan
Only Pepper wouldn't screw up the maps.
garagely
I need a Pepper Potts to keep on top of all of my shit for me and keep me from doing the dumbest shit.
The22ndDoctor
I just need a Pepper Potts to keep on top of.
PbZeppelin
Good answer but I wonder how many of Radio Disney's listeners would understand why.
ImADudeHesADudeShesADude
Really? Not....the ability to attract Pepper Potts?
landoh
seems like the most logical choice
trgo2137
I'll have one too please.
xorn56
ill second this
Stormfort
I'll third this.
Negradamus
I'll take two, so they uh, can uh, they arent lonely when im gone
57x28mm
Okay, here you go. One pot filled with peppers.
rossimus
I mean, shes cool and pretty and all... but there are many women in the world. What about all the suits/cars/gadgets/cliff-mansions etc?!
Patrickisabearnotastarfish
He's already rich and famous, he can have the house, cars, and lifestyle. Plus Pepper is probably more fun to be inside than the suit.
fragtore
Bravoo!
foremma
you lack romanticism!
thewordsoftheprophetsarewrittenonthesubwaywall
bah romanticism is what makes guys like tony stark blow up his suits for no reason, I'll take the toys any day
rossimus
What I lack is a flying power suit! Pew pew pew
foremma
ok, that too :b
hatlessspider
I would think that he could have her if he wanted. Assuming that Gwyneth Paltrow is the real version of Pepper Potts
doyouknowwhatiknow
i think her husband would object.
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
So would RDJ's wife
hatlessspider
Haha probably so. I guess I don’t follow celebrities enough
doyouknowwhatiknow
you're not missing much. she's married to Chris Martin of Coldplay.
spadeturbo
THE SUIT, TAKE THE DAMN SUIT!!!!
AeroWalrus
WHICH ONE?
CharlesFuckingBronson
You mean the part that pretty much the whole thing that's cool about Iron Man
CaseyKelso
He has the suit. He's Iron Man
Thekingofbeans
I don't see what's so special about this... http://www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/Robert-Downey-Jr.jpg
430pm
it can get you in bed with any girl you want
DropTheChief
"You're Iron Man and he just took it?"
Frostels
What suit?
droppedapianodownamineshaft
Exactly my thought.
erock6796
No, man...Jarvis...so he can build you as many as you need
zixserro
Yes. This.
yodaisnotgod
Considering you have the proper materials. Which, unless you're frickin' rich, you don't.
zixserro
Dude. You have the JARVIS system. Mass produce a cheaper, dumber version, and viola, wealth beyond your wildest dreams.
CoolNickName
Pepper is doable, the suit not so much...
CharlesFuckingBronson
Says you
Rezol
You're basically saying that the suit wouldn't get you laid...
KenM
No, he's saying you can't have sex with the suit.
MNM5701
I'm sure that function will be in one of Tony's later models.
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
Isn't he married?
WilliamHuskerAdama
I'm sure she was aware of his personality when they married.
confuseseasilyasksquestions
hahaha I had the same question. At least he's honest?
aceSakirfice
Isn't Pepper Potts a fictional character?
Callipygius
if so...not for long!
Callipygius
ladies, start your engines
ayebrows
Yes, and his wife is amazing and he loves her with all his heart. But he's also notoriously like this so I'm sure they are OK.
dariussinclair
I mean, he's RDJr. I'm sure he gets privileges. lol
LOTNorm
And she's largely credited with helping him turn his life around.
ayebrows
Well, when they met he was already well on the path, so I think it's more likely that she's helped him stay turned around.
LOTNorm
They met very soon after his career started up again; she did help him stay on the right path. Without her, his comeback likely fails.
sevenofninetertiaryadjunctofunimatrixzeroone
That's really awesome.
ayebrows
Him and his wife are so adorable and I just want to ship them forever.
helpidontknowmyname
?
ayebrows
What part are you questioning lol