they say math jokes are the first sine of madness, I can't imagine why

Apr 3, 2013 12:08 AM

PbZeppelin

Views

36286

Likes

0

Dislikes

0

they say math jokes are the first sine of madness, I can't imagine why

Still negative though.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Well played, Led, well played.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just give me a secant... I'll get it.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

so we now have negative shit?

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dat caption...Can we be friends?

13 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 5

hahahahahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha THIS.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I tried so hard to find a way to explain how this is false in a grown up manner. I failed, thereby: FALSE! FALSE! FALSE! FALSE!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i laughed so hard at the picture then noticed the caption!! wish i could give you two upvotes op :P

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

yea I got dat.

11 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

as someone who has a minor in math without graduating BHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Keeping (i)t unreal...

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, minus shit just got real.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

irrational shit is hard to deal with, especially when it hits the fan

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't math...

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'd argue that -shit just got real, after being turned imaginary for the brief duration between P and E in PEMDAS.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I laughed far too hard at this

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Used to be iShit

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Math isn't my strong point, and I still find this hilarious.

13 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

√(-1) 2^3 ∑ π.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

And it was delicious.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

wouldn't you factor i out of that? (sqrt(-shit))^2 = (i+shit)^2 = (i+shit)(i+shit) i^2+2(ishit)+shit^2 =shit^2+2ishit+1

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

wait, no, my math is still wrong here.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(sqrt(-shit))^2=(i*sqrt(shit))^2 I don't think it could be simplified any more. Shit was always real, yo, just take i out.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Cos you just don't get it.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Imgur's off on a tangent.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

13 years ago | Likes 389 Dislikes 6

Shut up Pam

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

HOLY SHITSNACKS

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I like you

13 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

i acctually get it haha because the square root of a negitive is imaginary but when you square it its real hahaha

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wouldn't that be "the opposite of shit just got real"?

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I think so, too

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

shit just got imaginary

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

imaginary squared man

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I laughed way too hard at this! Probably makes sense that I am a physics major.

13 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 3

When you are a physics major you will understand that this is technically wrong.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really don't think being a physics major is anywhere near the requirement to understand this joke

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sorry to spoil the party, but in this term, shit is already real. sqrt(-shit) isn't and (sqrt(-shit))² is, but the shit always is.

13 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

I'm ashamed to admit I read 'sqrt' as 'squirt' two times before I realised it meant square root.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I was looking for someone else who noticed this!

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Agreed, but the real question is what answer to the question in complex form!?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shit got imaginary, and then shit just got real!

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Who says shit > 0?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If shit<0, then the whole discussion is obsolete because then sqrt(-shit) is a real number.

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Even if shit < 0 it is still real. Or would you say that "-e" for example isn't real because -e < 0?

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If shit < 0, it doesn't "get" real. :)

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True, but even if shit > 0 it doesn't "get" real because in both cases it already "is" :).

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hello fellow lawyers and English majors. I don't get this shit either.

13 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 3

As a fellow lawyer who was previously an English major: yep.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a Communication Major, and even I get this. I'm not even getting a real degree!

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

negative numbers can't be squared by real numbers, so it was an imaginary number, i, when i is squared it's back to a real number, -1

13 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 2

I think the imgurians are engineers or have no profession mostly

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(1/2) the square root (or any even root) of a negative number yields an imaginary answer. Squaring gets rid of the square root,

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

(2/2) leaving only real, negative shit

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think I'm in love.

13 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

[deleted]

[deleted]

13 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:47 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Lmfao can we just be best friends now?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

[deleted]

[deleted]

13 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:47 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Ugh I love you.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

google this: sqrt(cos(x))cos(200 x)+sqrt(abs(x))-.07)(4-x*x)^0.01, sqrt(9-x^2),-sqrt(9-x^2) from -4.5 to 4.5

13 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've done this before. And I love it. Fuckin' math... Jeez.

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Plot Twist : Shit is imaginary and squaring the the square root of negative shit still leaves imaginary shit.

13 years ago | Likes 115 Dislikes 1

Shouldn't it be squaring only (-shit) and not SQrt of (-shit)?

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

He just has a redundant set of parentheses, don't let it bother you. It is still correct

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Finally someone who actually can do math. My comment pointing this out got downvoted... Amazed at how people who don't understand argue this

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

That's what I was thinking...

13 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

XKCD did it first. http://xkcd.com/849/

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You really can't say it better than XKCD. You either screw it up or it just doesn't come out right.

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

incorect. squaring the square root of negative shit leaves negative shit.

13 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 6

[deleted]

[deleted]

13 years ago (deleted Oct 21, 2024 11:47 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

oh, guess I just skipped over the "shit is imaginary" part... so much for being a freshman, who knows maths, but can't argue

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If, as MerryMain suggested, shit is imaginary, then shit = some real number k * i. The square root of negative shit would (1/2)

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yaaaaaayyy math! :D

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

(2/2) be sqrt(-ki) = i*sqrt(k)*[(1+i)/sqrt(2)] = (i*sqrt(k) -sqrt(k))/sqrt(2). This squares to (-k-2ki+k)/2 = -2ki/2 = -ki = negative shit.

13 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Let shit=i

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

but shit doesn't = i, it is shit. only the sq root of -shit (assuming shit > 0) is equal to i X sq root of shit. hen that sq = -shit

13 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

shit = 1 therefore shit is a whole unit, and is therefore everything

13 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

THIS MAN SPEAKETH THE TRUTHETH!

13 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1